Where do babies come from?

[Liam1390]

"So, when are you going to get your own cooking show?"

Or some variation of

"When are you going to own your own restaurant?"

Whenever my dad tells someone that I'm studying Culinary at college, they always ask me these two questions. It really gets on my nerves, especially since I don't want to be on TV or own a restaurant.

 

[Treefingers]

"You cant disprove existence of God".

That's not a question.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

"I get my water from a well. Does that mean its unclean?"

 

[PrimoThePro]

"Why do you believe in God?"
I hate that one above all else.

 

[GundamSentinel]

"Where is the train station?" Someone asked me while standing right in front of the train station.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I'll probably get probation for this but...

"Can I get superpowers if I ejaculate into an electrical socket?"

Maybe it was a coincidence, but I couldn't turn invisible until I did.

Ahem.

Anyway, A kid in my class put two electronic scales on top of each other and asked why the one on top didn't hover.

 

[Leoano]

This is pretty of topic but i immediately thought of this when i saw the title of the thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1

 

[Deathsong17]

Once, when I had a cold, a kid asked me why I was trying to spread 'diseases' by pretending to cough.

It's just stupid on so many levels.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

(Upon noticing that I was left-handed) "Is it hard to write like that?"

 

[megamanenm]

At school we had to make a short dialogue in German. After a few centuries she eventually said "Magst du Essen?", translation: Do you like food?

BRILLIANT.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

A girl in my friend's class once asked "So, is this now or in the past?".
It's funnier if you know that it was after a 50 minute lecture about the French Revolution during history class.

 

[Communist partisan]

"Are all the Swedish politic parties Communists?" no, they are Socialists if you look closely how they want everything to be. exept the Swedish democrats (nazi party)

 

[Dags90]

One of my friends asked my best friend (who was black) if he could get sunburned when we were 7 or 8. I had actually wanted to ask him the same question for a while but figured it wouldn't be received well.

 

[Crimson_Dragoon]

Question I heard asked at Sea World: "What do you do with the dolphins when it rains?"

 

[C95J]

I'm English: "So did we win the Second World War?" This was in history class.

"Wait. Where is Russia?" Geography class.

"What's 1x1?" Maths. I shit you not.

sounds like a fun school to be at

 

[JohanGasMask]

"Why do you always wear a hat?" I get this question a lot and i find it stupid, because i dont always wear a hat.

 

[Davey Woo]

Guy walks into a Subway.
"Hey, how big are the 6 Inch subs?"

He wasn't playing around, he genuinely wanted to know how big 6 inches was. -.-

 

[Signa]

I live in the UK.

Person: "So, do we have two Presidents now?"

My girlfriend: "...no, America has a President. We have a Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister."

Person: "Oh... so do we, like, own America then?"

I hate to use it, but.... /thread.

Holy shit. Are you sure they weren't American? I thought that kind of stupidity was only found here in America.

 

[Wildcard5]

Somebody asked me why I "talk so smarticle". That question was like a knife being inserted into my skull, slowly...

 

[Mimssy]

Was Abe Lincoln the first black president since the penny is brown?
Sad part was, most of the class looked like they were considering the possibility of this guy's logic.