Where do babies come from?

[GundamSentinel]

"Where is the train station?" Someone asked me while standing right in front of the train station.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I'll probably get probation for this but...

"Can I get superpowers if I ejaculate into an electrical socket?"

Maybe it was a coincidence, but I couldn't turn invisible until I did.

Ahem.

Anyway, A kid in my class put two electronic scales on top of each other and asked why the one on top didn't hover.

 

[Leoano]

This is pretty of topic but i immediately thought of this when i saw the title of the thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1

 

[Deathsong17]

Once, when I had a cold, a kid asked me why I was trying to spread 'diseases' by pretending to cough.

It's just stupid on so many levels.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

(Upon noticing that I was left-handed) "Is it hard to write like that?"

 

[megamanenm]

At school we had to make a short dialogue in German. After a few centuries she eventually said "Magst du Essen?", translation: Do you like food?

BRILLIANT.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

A girl in my friend's class once asked "So, is this now or in the past?".
It's funnier if you know that it was after a 50 minute lecture about the French Revolution during history class.

 

[Communist partisan]

"Are all the Swedish politic parties Communists?" no, they are Socialists if you look closely how they want everything to be. exept the Swedish democrats (nazi party)

 

[Dags90]

One of my friends asked my best friend (who was black) if he could get sunburned when we were 7 or 8. I had actually wanted to ask him the same question for a while but figured it wouldn't be received well.

 

[Crimson_Dragoon]

Question I heard asked at Sea World: "What do you do with the dolphins when it rains?"

 

[C95J]

I'm English: "So did we win the Second World War?" This was in history class.

"Wait. Where is Russia?" Geography class.

"What's 1x1?" Maths. I shit you not.

sounds like a fun school to be at

 

[JohanGasMask]

"Why do you always wear a hat?" I get this question a lot and i find it stupid, because i dont always wear a hat.

 

[Davey Woo]

Guy walks into a Subway.
"Hey, how big are the 6 Inch subs?"

He wasn't playing around, he genuinely wanted to know how big 6 inches was. -.-

 

[Signa]

I live in the UK.

Person: "So, do we have two Presidents now?"

My girlfriend: "...no, America has a President. We have a Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister."

Person: "Oh... so do we, like, own America then?"

I hate to use it, but.... /thread.

Holy shit. Are you sure they weren't American? I thought that kind of stupidity was only found here in America.

 

[Wildcard5]

Somebody asked me why I "talk so smarticle". That question was like a knife being inserted into my skull, slowly...

 

[Mimssy]

Was Abe Lincoln the first black president since the penny is brown?
Sad part was, most of the class looked like they were considering the possibility of this guy's logic.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Hey, sup? Every freakin day.

Nice avatar, dude.

"Um, like, where's the pacific ocean?

When the world map was in front of here.

-.-

I've had a girl, one grade below me (a junior), ask me where the Atlantic Ocean was.... And I live in Florida.... And she's in dual enrollment, where you go to the local community college, and take college classes....

 

[Feneture]

When I used to work at Tesco a customer once came up to me and asked "Where's the toilet paper? I've been looking for ages and can't find it".... I didn't even have to open my mouth, just pointed over my shoulder because we were standing up the fucking toilet paper aisle!

There were a few other dummies but that was by far the best!

 

[Feneture]

Guy walks into a Subway.
"Hey, how big are the 6 Inch subs?"

He wasn't playing around, he genuinely wanted to know how big 6 inches was. -.-

Should've told him "Double the size of the thing down your pants, happy now?"

 

[Thedayrecker]

A girl in my friend's class once asked "So, is this now or in the past?".
It's funnier if you know that it was after a 50 minute lecture about the French Revolution during history class.

Hmmm.... That question could be philosophical (if taken out of context).