Where would you hide a dead body?
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In my stomach. No sense letting it all go to waste.
captcha: chips with everything. Yes, captcha, that would compliment the meal quite nicely.
captcha: chips with everything. Yes, captcha, that would compliment the meal quite nicely.
At the police station. I would never have killed anyone so I'd call up the cops to report the body.
Where I hide all of my victims! In the ventilation system of my house...
Why go for practical when you can score points in the creepy factor?
Why go for practical when you can score points in the creepy factor?
Buried deep underneath a dead dog which is also buried. Should the police be suspicious of the overturned dirt then all they'll find is the dog.
as I live within 10 miles of half a dozen hundred acre+ swamps, I've got lots of good options. Not to mention thick forests, a few rivers. Not that I've ever thought about it
In seven different pieces in seven different plastic bags thrown into seven different garbage dumpsters around the city.
With the teeth removed and dissolved in a big glass of Coke.
With the teeth removed and dissolved in a big glass of Coke.
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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EDIT: Aww Doomsduck, you sniper
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EDIT: Aww Doomsduck, you sniper
I hide it in my bed every evening I come home from work lately. Oh, wait, I thought you meant "dead on my feet".
Also, how come nobody mentioned Weekend at Bernie's yet? Some nifty ideas right there. Throw a party, with the dead guy being the host! Who then has some happy time with his boss's girlfriend (an affair with which got him killed in the first place). Yeah, it's that kind of movie.
Also, how come nobody mentioned Weekend at Bernie's yet? Some nifty ideas right there. Throw a party, with the dead guy being the host! Who then has some happy time with his boss's girlfriend (an affair with which got him killed in the first place). Yeah, it's that kind of movie.
It is obscene that no one has posted this yet!
OT: I won't say where I would--ahem, theoretically--hide a dead body. >.>
What if I needed to, um, actually hide a body some time? I might as well hand the cops a treasure map and dare them to prove that I did it.
Sheesh!
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OT: I won't say where I would--ahem, theoretically--hide a dead body. >.>
What if I needed to, um, actually hide a body some time? I might as well hand the cops a treasure map and dare them to prove that I did it.
Sheesh!
Aw, ninja'd.Dr. Doomsduck said:
That was one messed up film, the best thing about that scene was the way the topic came from completely out of the blue: they just wandered over to the man and he started telling them all about feeding dead bodies to pigs.
Dr. Doomsduck said:
Yup, waste not want not.Grottnikk said:You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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EDIT: Aww Doomsduck, you sniper