Where would you hide a dead body?
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In my belly. Considering that I've been forced to live on spaghetti and meatballs during the last month, it'd be killing two birds with one stone.
Theoretically?
I'd flay all the flesh off the bones with a knife then grind up the meat in a food processor. Same thing with the bones.
I'd buy a few bags of concrete mix and mix the human goupe into the concrete form a big block and bury it. (Stick a beam in it, hang up a hammock to avoid suspicion)
Melt the food processor and the knife in the oven ('Cause that's where I keep them anyway) and throw them away in the normal trash.
If anyone asks what you were doing on (insert time and date) just say building a hammock!
Body disposed of, built in alibi, and you get a haunted hammock for the next owners of the house to wonder about.
I'd flay all the flesh off the bones with a knife then grind up the meat in a food processor. Same thing with the bones.
I'd buy a few bags of concrete mix and mix the human goupe into the concrete form a big block and bury it. (Stick a beam in it, hang up a hammock to avoid suspicion)
Melt the food processor and the knife in the oven ('Cause that's where I keep them anyway) and throw them away in the normal trash.
If anyone asks what you were doing on (insert time and date) just say building a hammock!
Body disposed of, built in alibi, and you get a haunted hammock for the next owners of the house to wonder about.
You're funny. You think I would hide it? I would find a way to get rid of it completely, i.e. dismemberment and other such things.
I watch Dexter, Bones, and Mythbusters... I'm pretty sure I can think of a few ways using only what I have at my disposal.
Siri told me a swamp, reservoir, mortuary, trash dump. But Do's and Dont's tells me to desolve the body in sulfur hydroxide also known as lye, because you'll be lying about what you've done for the rest of your life.
In a mine shaft nearby that has a broken cover so you can get big things down it, but I would have to chop the body up. It's so deep you can't hear a stone hit the bottom.
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...and everyone else here...and the space isn't really big enough for that many people.
I'd have a go at some taxidermy, and try to palm it off to a crappy clothes store as a mannequin 
Cover it in honey and drop it in a pig pen at night.
Body? What body? I just see some well fed pigs.
Body? What body? I just see some well fed pigs.
Loads of pigfarms around here, the real challenge is finding one owned by someone that is as into Snatch as I am. You know, the type of person that would break any number of laws if it meant reenacting one of his favourite movies.
Either that or go to one of those weird museums where they got loads of bodies on show. You know the type, with the skinned people n shit.
Or just stick it in an empty drawer at the morgue. Who's gonna look for bodies where you already expect to find bodies?
Either that or go to one of those weird museums where they got loads of bodies on show. You know the type, with the skinned people n shit.
Or just stick it in an empty drawer at the morgue. Who's gonna look for bodies where you already expect to find bodies?
Bare with me because its a long one. Chop up the body into small pieces and put all the pieces in seperate bags. the night before the bins are collected put one bag into everyone on your streets bin including yourself when they're not looking. if you're lucky the bins will be emptied and the police will have everyone in the city as a suspect. If the police find it before the bins are empty then you have the same excuse as everyone else on your street. The point is it leaves other people than you as a suspect.
Not that i've spent time thinking about it or anything.
Not that i've spent time thinking about it or anything.
I guess the ideal place would be an anonymous, irrelevant area somewhere in Antarctica. How the fuck you'd get over there short of having a private plane or boat, I wouldn't know.
Well, I live in Alaska. 95% of this state is woodland in the spring/summer/fall, then covered in about a quarter-mile of snow (not much of an exaggeration) in the winter. We have predators everywhere, and the mosquitoes and other vermin/pests can do just as much damage to a corpse as a bear. During the summer the heat can top out at about 90 degrees, because 20+ hours of light.
In short, I can drive in virtually any direction for about 45 minutes, take a hike for another half-hour, dump the body on the ground, and it'll be taken care of inside of a week.
In short, I can drive in virtually any direction for about 45 minutes, take a hike for another half-hour, dump the body on the ground, and it'll be taken care of inside of a week.