Which country is least likely to start World War 3?

Michael826

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DoomWyrd said:
Switzerland. You know, the one that is ALWAYS neutral. I'm going with that one.
This man speaks the truth. They wouldn't start a war even if they had to.
 

asinann

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agentironman said:
asinann said:
I'm going with Vatican City on this one.
Going to have to disagree, at some point they will issue their own fatwa against Muslims starting the crusades all over again. I considered Vatican as my choice but with all the religious zealots had to go another direction.
Can't start WW3 with 400 troops. And they couldn't actually do what they did in the middle ages and force everyone to fight for them, most people would just laugh at them. Some would take it seriously, but not enough to actually make a fighting force out of.
 

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Belgium or Luxembourg, They are pretty damn small and would most likely be overpowerd by The Netherlands
Japan or Germany arent allowed to have a army since WWII so they are also unlikely to start WWIII (unless they want a revange)
 

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Wadders said:
Luxembourg.

It has no airforce, no navy, and an army of about 800.

Most people probably havn even heard of the place, bless it.
awww, isn't that teeny country surrounded by France, Germany and Belgium?
I saw it yesterday bless their little hearts... (invade them)

I'm gonna go with Zimbabwe, hell do they even have an army?
 

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Turkey, because they're just a big chicken.....that was a painfully bad joke. I'm so ...so sorry.

America, because gas prices will be too high to drive anything anywhere. Zing.
 

Grimlock Fett

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Least likely has to be the UK! Too polite to start a war! If we did, accidently, we'd apologize quickly and send a fruit basket!
 

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Pretty much anything in Africa (except maybe South Africa) and those "mind-your-own-business" countries in Europe and Oceania. But I'll say Germany is the least likely. After last century, I doubt they'll have an easy time trying to do that.

Brazil probably wouldn't start anything, but would join in after it started.
 

erbkaiser

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Liechtenstein, San Marino, Andorra. Even combined they won't have the manpower to even invade Luxemburg.
 

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Don't know, but if history serves us right, they will have to go through Belgium first to start it.
 

HazzaH

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Lem0nade Inlay said:
Maybe New Zealand?
Gotta be New Zealand. We never show up in any movies involving the end of the world, end of mankind, or any form of devastating conflict. I never know whether to be reassured or insulted.
 

BENZOOKA

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Finland. We only got a defensive military, so there's that.

There are way too many legal assault rifles in Switzerland.

And then of course there are the Vatican, Liechtenstein, San Marino and such, if you want to be a dick.
 

Gus-Bus

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I'm going with New Zealand.
We're only ever likely to start a war if someone cheats in the rugby world cup final and beats us.

On a side note; first post! Yay!
 

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Well, I'd go with Andorra since even not having an army and while it must be smaller than most big cities, it has been on a full-on, bloody war with Germany for 40 years straight [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andorra#History]. With no army.

Andorra just doesn't give a fuck.
 

Ramin 123

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HazzaH said:
Lem0nade Inlay said:
Maybe New Zealand?
Gotta be New Zealand. We never show up in any movies involving the end of the world, end of mankind, or any form of devastating conflict. I never know whether to be reassured or insulted.
Imagine Black Sheep (the movie) except GLOBALLY. The Welsh would be fucked (that would turn the tables I guess (hah..bad joke).