Which friend are you?
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I'm the usually reserved one that out-drinks them all and makes sure everyone enjoys themselves. I make a point to never borrow, yet they keep buying me things knowing that I have a compulsion that drives me to repay them even when they've said it was a gift.
I'm the reliable one, if anyone needs anything, I'm always there for them, and I'm also the one who gives the advise, even though I shit at it, people still seem to listen.
I'm the smart ass one in the bunch that will bring a heavy dose of sarcasm wherever I go.
Snark on the go!
Snark on the go!
A fiercely loyal friend who is the one you call at 3 a.m. when you've just gotten arrested with a half full jar of peanut butter, no less than 3 hookers and a BAC of over .40
I'm also the go to guy for when people are moving because I have a truck
I'm also the go to guy for when people are moving because I have a truck
Ugh... I'm the one who always tries to help but can never quite do it right and then i get my friends mad at me, even if i had the best intentions. And then I'm shy and can only really talk to a few people. Also I'm the second most oblivious person I know.
Friends?...What are these things you call...friends? I kid (mostly), I'd say I'm...
The reticent one, the sarcastic one, the verbose one, the film buff, the trivia nerd, the leech/third wheel, the smart arse and probably a few others wrapped into one.
The reticent one, the sarcastic one, the verbose one, the film buff, the trivia nerd, the leech/third wheel, the smart arse and probably a few others wrapped into one.
The bastard with a half decent core, the mildy insane one who does things other people don't feel comfortable doing.
I like it.
I like it.
Here here!Fugitive Panda said:
Somehow my advice, despite lack of experience, has saved many relationships. Funny that.
As a friend I am compose of-
The big eater. Whenever we go to eat I tend to eat fast and eat all of it even if the meal is large. By all means I'm not overweight.
The pivot. I maybe tooting my own horn but my friends are only together when I'm there most of the time.
The loyal/ good friend. I do defend my friend when I need to and the fact I willing to wake up early to catch the early train for a two hours journey just to meet them for a few hours shows I put effort to meet up with them.
The talked to guy. Abit of a double edged sword since while I do listen to their story just like when I tell them of my problems but a few times its their relationship woes (break-ups). Since I never been in a relationship I cannot related to how they're are feeling so I tend to feel insensitive about their breakups. So I get the blunts of their sadden and the whole "never fall in love" stuff. Yeah good times...
The big eater. Whenever we go to eat I tend to eat fast and eat all of it even if the meal is large. By all means I'm not overweight.
The pivot. I maybe tooting my own horn but my friends are only together when I'm there most of the time.
The loyal/ good friend. I do defend my friend when I need to and the fact I willing to wake up early to catch the early train for a two hours journey just to meet them for a few hours shows I put effort to meet up with them.
The talked to guy. Abit of a double edged sword since while I do listen to their story just like when I tell them of my problems but a few times its their relationship woes (break-ups). Since I never been in a relationship I cannot related to how they're are feeling so I tend to feel insensitive about their breakups. So I get the blunts of their sadden and the whole "never fall in love" stuff. Yeah good times...
I'm like the shadowbroker, I collect and trade information, use it for my own ends sometimes too, anything going on with any of my friends I know, I know straight away, sometimes before they know themselves.
Best part is I don't really have to try apparently I have a trustworthy face, people just like to share with me.
Best part is I don't really have to try apparently I have a trustworthy face, people just like to share with me.
I have many uses in the friendship group, usually related to how much I've had to drink. If I'm sober I'm the go-to for problems with maths (my ansatz are fucking awesome) or occasionally when someone thinks their worried about something silly but want to hear it from someone else. After a little drink I get to be the flirty one. Finally I'm the one you can rely on to get ridiculously drunk and do something funny.
