Which friend are you?

[Laser Priest]

I'm the one who is on fire.

I provide warmth, bitches.

 

[RaffB]

Nerd
Recluse
Smart
Wordy
Pacifist
100% Motorbike Nut
Musically Varied
Drink snob...can't help it, like my alcohol to actually ..HAVE A DECENT GORRAM TASTE!!
A liver that seem to be made of Dragon Hide...
And the only one of us who can seem to get a minecraft server working..

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'm the jackass who doesn't even want to be in the friend circle.

I also play the part of angry advice counsellor. I don't even care about these people's bullshit and I'm acting as the group agony uncle every fucking day of the week.
You'd think you'd be better off going to someone who can actually help instead of just yelling at you for thirty minutes, but no.

 

[Ohhi]

I'm the friend that starts our groups stupid escapades like tying five people up three in the back seat and two in the trunk and me and another friend in the front seat drive to dairy queen order seven blizzards and when it gets to the guys in the trunks turn I pull up and pop the trunk and they grab their blizzards and say thank you through the duct tape on their mouths.

 

[Dags90]

You'd think you'd be better off going to someone who can actually help instead of just yelling at you for thirty minutes, but no.

Maybe it gets their rocks off? Some people are into that.

Also, is anyone else noticing a whole bunch of 404 errors on this site? Seems like every new thread I try to click on gets 404'd.

I'm privileged person. I'm the only one of my friends who isn't working part time while going to school and who isn't paying for school.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Friends?

Tell me more about this mysterious concept!

Yes please... oh wait, I seem to remember having what you call 'friends' once a looooong time ago.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I'm the other one, seeing as my friend circle consists of just me and my best friend. Neither of us likes anyone else. In that sense it's more of a friend line.

 

[Bravo 21]

Im the athlete. and the guy people call when they need to move stuff

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

The quite guy who YOU want to back you up when it all hits the fan. Also I tend to be right.

 

[FeraIMuse]

I'm the one that takes the friendship seriously. When I say 'Call me anytime' or 'I'll give you the shirt off my back if you ask', I mean it. I'm also the one that has a one-strike-you're-out mentality. It takes a lot to get me to that point, if you're my friend, but once you've hit it, it'll take Hell and highwater to get you back on my good side.

I'm the one that personifies, 'Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies.' Whether I was involved in turning that then-person into a now-body... well... that's up for debate.

 

[jimahaff]

I am the deep thinker, and the one who is always willing to listen to your problems. But most of my friends would just call me the smart one.

 

[TheTim]

I'm the friend who stays loyal and always listens, but im also the most realistic of my groups despite not being the smartest of them.

I'm also one who actually knows what to say to a chick in certain situations.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

I'm the responsible one that fixes everything and when i'm not around they get in a lot of trouble.

 

[CaptainKoala]

I'm the drummer. You know that stereotype drummer character drummer in ever tv show/movie? that's pretty much how everyone thinks of me. But thats better than how we treat the bass player...

 

[TheLoneBeet]

The asshole who's actually a nice guy but puts up a front so only my real friends know who I am and to everybody else I come off as intimidating so they don't fuck with my friends when we're at parties.. doesn't hurt that I work out and don't talk much when I'm in a large group (cuz I'm actually sorta shy which just helps my secret nice guy thing make more sense)

Friends call me a Creme-Egg..

 

[Legendairy314]

I'm the observer. You'll see me sit back and watch people more than anything else. I'll chime in every now and then to keep the conversation going but save any real points or topics when I find they actually serve a significant purpose.

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

I'm that asshole guy that wingmans for his brahs.

My friend are an aesthetic crew.
Brb smashing girls left right and center.

Life is good.

 

[ThyReaper]

The smart, funny and brutally honest one.


All combined = smartass.

 

[BakaSmurf]

I'm the guy that can be relied upon for absolutely anything once I consider you a friend, be it a shoulder to cry on, an extra hand to help move furniture, to someone to back you up in a brawl.

My loyalty may be difficult to attain, but it is eternal once you have earned it.

 

[arnoldthebird]

I am the 'mother' of the group
I watch out for everyone, every body will come to me but it makes me a buzz kill because I'm always weighing the decision against the consequences.

I'm also the protector as I'm a rather tall and frightening figure, make sure people don't mess with my mates.