Aphrodite.Gentleman_Reptile said:**snip**
Eh, close enough. (so sue me, I didn't have a farm studies class)red the fister said:Cows are female Bovine, and most other herbivores. Steer is a Male Bovine castrated before pubertysoren7550 said:I don't know much about other gods, so I'll say Santa Christ.
But my favorite name of the gods is Sandraudiga, which means 'she who dyes the sand red'. How awesome is that!
Steer is another term for bovine (the part I made bold even says is a cow).Magicmad5511 said:And finally she gives birth to whatever a "steer" is. Possibly a horse.
I think that will do.Anat seeks after Ba?al who is out hunting, finds him, and is told she will bear a steer to him. Following the birth she brings the new calf to Ba?al on Mount Zephon.
Almost all of the punishments He melted out were really just that, punishments for sin (When the Israelites did not listen to Him after they left Egypt, He made them wander in the desert for forty years. When the northern kingdom became too greedy and was ruled by a plutonomy, He opened the door for the Assyrians to take over as part of their conquests. When the southern kingdom started worshipping idols, He opened the door for the Babylonians to take over).The-Epicly-Named-Man said:I'd hardly call the God of the Old Testament just or fair, half of what he does is pretty despicable.Lear said:The Abrahamic God, as told by the Jewish holy texts. He was all about justice and fairness and all the good stuff, and was not afraid to punish the Hebrews multiple times for their transgressions, just as easily as He would other nations who did evil things. Love was more a tertiary thing for Him at the time.
This coming from a Christian who prefers things done Old Testament style.
My point precisely.red the fister said:if your god IS real, why don't you get him to come visit my heathen ass and make a believer out of me?the antithesis said:The only god I like is the god that is real.
That is a god. It's the symbol of Saint Cuthbert, God of Retribution.Fanfic_warper said:Just one: Which is your favorite God?Zach of Fables said:![]()
Any questions?
A god who makes a bet with the devil that the devil can't make his most devout follower curse his name, sounds like a real winner. He allows his livestock as well as his home and family to be destroyed, and then tells him to shut up when he complains about it because he's an insignificant little twerp. Gotta love that, hehehe.Lear said:Almost all of the punishments He melted out were really just that, punishments for sin (When the Israelites did not listen to Him after they left Egypt, He made them wander in the desert for forty years. When the northern kingdom became too greedy and was ruled by a plutonomy, He opened the door for the Assyrians to take over as part of their conquests. When the southern kingdom started worshipping idols, He opened the door for the Babylonians to take over).The-Epicly-Named-Man said:I'd hardly call the God of the Old Testament just or fair, half of what he does is pretty despicable.Lear said:The Abrahamic God, as told by the Jewish holy texts. He was all about justice and fairness and all the good stuff, and was not afraid to punish the Hebrews multiple times for their transgressions, just as easily as He would other nations who did evil things. Love was more a tertiary thing for Him at the time.
This coming from a Christian who prefers things done Old Testament style.
He also did do good (giving Abraham a child, saving Joseph, getting the Israelites out of Egypt, eventually allowing them to enter the land of milk and honey, saving them from Haman, and returning them to the land of milk and honey).
The only time he melted out punishment to an innocent was when he ruined Job, but that was just to win a bar bet against Satan, and Job got all his stuff back at the end.
I feel humiliated.GeekFury said:Thats Crom.JoesshittyOs said:KROM.
God of the earth and Arnold Schwarzenegger's left ball.
For me, has to be the Raven Queen, goddess of death, winter and fate.
Your missing the point of the Book of Job. In a way, to scoff at what happened in the Old Testament isn't really smart. It's not that your offending me or incurring the wrath of God, it's that the point is being missed. All the stories of God's wrath on the Israelites are the same as any morality tale; do something bad, get punished. Do good and have faith, you get rewarded. It is meant to instill a sense that there is justice in the universe and a little optimism pays off. And as little as that shows and exists in these cynical, corporate dominated days, it's something.JonnyHG said:A god who makes a bet with the devil that the devil can't make his most devout follower curse his name, sounds like a real winner. He allows his livestock as well as his home and family to be destroyed, and then tells him to shut up when he complains about it because he's an insignificant little twerp. Gotta love that, hehehe.Lear said:Almost all of the punishments He melted out were really just that, punishments for sin (When the Israelites did not listen to Him after they left Egypt, He made them wander in the desert for forty years. When the northern kingdom became too greedy and was ruled by a plutonomy, He opened the door for the Assyrians to take over as part of their conquests. When the southern kingdom started worshipping idols, He opened the door for the Babylonians to take over).The-Epicly-Named-Man said:I'd hardly call the God of the Old Testament just or fair, half of what he does is pretty despicable.Lear said:The Abrahamic God, as told by the Jewish holy texts. He was all about justice and fairness and all the good stuff, and was not afraid to punish the Hebrews multiple times for their transgressions, just as easily as He would other nations who did evil things. Love was more a tertiary thing for Him at the time.
This coming from a Christian who prefers things done Old Testament style.
He also did do good (giving Abraham a child, saving Joseph, getting the Israelites out of Egypt, eventually allowing them to enter the land of milk and honey, saving them from Haman, and returning them to the land of milk and honey).
The only time he melted out punishment to an innocent was when he ruined Job, but that was just to win a bar bet against Satan, and Job got all his stuff back at the end.