Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?

[Strazdas]

to quote a now no longer famouse quite, Id like to whip that llamas ass. I feel pretty confident in being able to beat a stupid animal if it came to that.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Who?

The Ork getting a chainsword neck massage before getting falcon punched? Or the genetically engineered Space Marine doing the punching?

Either way I'm screwed.

 

[Barbas]

to quote a now no longer famouse quite, Id like to whip that llamas ass. I feel pretty confident in being able to beat a stupid animal if it came to that.

What if it was an alpaca? They are not to be trifled with, I hear.

Spoiler: Just look at those salivating mandibles and that killing stare.

OT: I guess I could destroy the statue, given the right means, but who wants that kind of thing on their conscience? Not to mention the more immediate ramifications of vandalizing a Daedric shrine... :/

 

[Twinrehz]

Honestly, I don't know. We'd both probably starve to death.

 

[Username Redacted]

My avatar is a squeaky toy. I like my chances.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Great. My avatar has beaten colbyns, basilisks and even a chimera with NOTHING but his hammer. And if I attempt to flee?


KO! I lose!

captcha: bowties are cool

Hildibrand approves of you, Captcha.

 

[Little Woodsman]

Wait... you mean.. you can use something *besides* a picture of yourself for your avatar???????

That means.... all of the conversations I've had here *weren't* actually with Calvin & Hobbes, Mewtwo, Elsa, a sentient death's head cloud, a Zigzagoon, etc....

{Hangs head} I'm so disillusioned.....

Since my avatar is in fact a picture of me, it just depends on which of us gets our ice beam attack off first!

 

[Fijiman]

It is very hard to say as my avatar is me and I am my avatar so it's 50/50.

 

[klaynexas3]

Well obviously I am the real Lemongrab. So, I'd simply devour my twin and take over the kingdom and make everyone my slaves. Simple really.

 

[Auron225]

Me Vs Auron? Me and my fist against Auron; the man who can swing a 5ft sword around like its made of plastic?

Yeah, I don't see this going well for me at all.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Me vs Marisa... I'm screwed, so very screwed...

 

[DementedSheep]

Pssh is this is even a question? of course I would win. Deaths daughter ain't got nothing on me!

*weeps quietly in a corner*

 

[Aaron Sylvester]

Hmm yeah I think Hei would kick my ass in a multitude of ways

He's extremely good at hand-to-hand combat and has insane mental+physical agility...alternatively he could just shoot a cable at me and zap me with million volts

 

[azurine]

My avatar wins.
Just trust me on this one.

 

[God'sFist]

well seeing as mine is the giant fist of an angry god pretty sure I'm screwed. I mean the whole point of the fist is that it comes down and obliterates everything it hits so yeah I'm fucked unless I have a power up. My swordsmanship is novice at best and clown at worst. eh *crush*

 

[Donzacuceron]

Depends my avatar is the Simpsons type do it for her (Elizabeth) from Bioshock Infinite. If I'm fighting the object a board come to life I'm pretty certain I'll win Elizabeth on the other hand I'm not sure those powers seem hard to beat.

 

[Phantom Kat]

Considering I'm not functionally immortal, I guess eventually I'd lose at some point.

 

[verdant monkai]

The Monkai looks very drunk that or he's high so probably me. I'd either stab or cave his head in somehow.

 

[Barbas]

Aye, Tin'ed talks a big game but he's a skinny lanky wee git.

 

[dalek sec]

Me vs Marisa... I'm screwed, so very screwed...

What is she from and how are you screwed?

OT: It's the freaking leader of the Cult of Skaro, one of four daleks allowed to have names, I'm boned so badly there's no words on earth or any other planet to describe it.