one time I was sleepwalking, I went to the bathroom but I had wood, It went all over my shirt.... haven't sleptwalked since. (that I know of)
Why Can?t Men Aim?
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Odd question. As only males tend to stand whilst urinating, I'm not sure why we've concluded that females *can* aim, necessarily. Kind of like an armless man asking me why I'm shit at BlOps.
On that note, I'd suggest that it is due to the inelegance of biological tissues- elasticity and precision targeting are not really allies- rather than some lower-body specific male coordination disorder. Not that I wouldn't think that interesting- imagine if the male body were actually designed to spread urine around as far as possible.
On that note, I'd suggest that it is due to the inelegance of biological tissues- elasticity and precision targeting are not really allies- rather than some lower-body specific male coordination disorder. Not that I wouldn't think that interesting- imagine if the male body were actually designed to spread urine around as far as possible.
Sometimes there is indeed the 'dual stream' problem. However, guys, seriously - if that happens, grab a wad of toilet paper and at least wipe it up, you fucking cavemen. Who do you think is gonna clean it up if not you?
I also think men and women should always leave both the lids down when not in use, and preferably before flushing. So there.
I also think men and women should always leave both the lids down when not in use, and preferably before flushing. So there.
Because the men you live with are disgusting. At the very least they should clean it up. That's what decent folk do.
Seriously, what do parents teach their kids these days? Have they no sense of shame? Willing to let their urine dribble everywhere? My parents taught me better than that, and it's a shame some people's parents didn't.
Seriously, what do parents teach their kids these days? Have they no sense of shame? Willing to let their urine dribble everywhere? My parents taught me better than that, and it's a shame some people's parents didn't.
You should try it sometime. It is not nearly as easy as it looks. Especially when alcohol is involved. You have only a very rough idea of where the initial salvo will go and then you also have little to do but hope and pray that fire remains concentrated. There's also a strong potential for virtually invisible collateral damage despite a direct, concentrated hit.FamoFunk said:
While you can see it pretty clearly when you actually encounter it, it's often really hard to even tell that there's anything to clean up until you return to the site of the attack. I suspect that this is because, while moving and walking in, you see the site from all angles, increasing the chance that you see light reflecting off of it, whereas walking out you only see it from one position, probably with your shadow over it, before turning away.
Someone, somewhere, is beating off to this thread as we speak... (Not me, mind you)
Men weren't made for bathrooms! We were meant to go nuts in the forests and fend of bears with our stand-up peeing!
But now suddenly we have to adapt to a tiny, tiny bowl because of decency. Men weren't adapted to decency in nature!
I'll pee wherever the hell I please, and no one can stop me! Bwahahahaha!
(This is pretty much ironic since I always sit down. You never know when nr2 wants to have a go.)
Men weren't made for bathrooms! We were meant to go nuts in the forests and fend of bears with our stand-up peeing!
But now suddenly we have to adapt to a tiny, tiny bowl because of decency. Men weren't adapted to decency in nature!
I'll pee wherever the hell I please, and no one can stop me! Bwahahahaha!
(This is pretty much ironic since I always sit down. You never know when nr2 wants to have a go.)
Regarding urinals, I think you may be talking about this [http://blog.xkcd.com/2009/09/02/urinal-protocol-vulnerability/].mjc0961 said:This is disgusting in public toilets. There are apparently a bunch of man rules about which urinal you should take in a public bathroom. I always ignore those and just go to the toilet with the smallest pee puddle underneath it. Some guys clearly overestimate the length of their unit and don't stand close enough.
As for piss on the toilet seat, that has less to do with aim and more about "hey jerk, you should have lifted the seat before you peed". Nobody wants to sit in your pee; not women and not other men when they have to poop. So put the damn seat up before you do your business!
Oh man, I hate that. Thankfully it's quite rare.Jonluw said:
Alright.
First, there's multiples factors that can alter your aim.
1: Pressure: How much urine the man must evacuate in and of itself it a factor that drop with time. More pressure mean the stream go farther and vice versa. You always need to relocate your aim while you piss
2: Stiffness: It also depend on what state is the penis is. If he's erected, it became harder then if it's in docile mode.
3: What you did with it: It's still related to pressure but after masturbating or sex, some of the pressure can be as bad if not worse. Same goes for Alcohol. When there's too much liquid for the hole, you get the "spray" instead of the stream.
4: Skin or Bare: You can get the "spray" if your not careful with your foreskin.
As for rebound, it all the toilet's fault. You could argue that it all physic. The high, pressure and angle determine the effect but if the toilet were better design, you wouldn't matter. There are toilet made for men with a bigger boll and wider to accommodate the gent.
First, there's multiples factors that can alter your aim.
1: Pressure: How much urine the man must evacuate in and of itself it a factor that drop with time. More pressure mean the stream go farther and vice versa. You always need to relocate your aim while you piss
2: Stiffness: It also depend on what state is the penis is. If he's erected, it became harder then if it's in docile mode.
3: What you did with it: It's still related to pressure but after masturbating or sex, some of the pressure can be as bad if not worse. Same goes for Alcohol. When there's too much liquid for the hole, you get the "spray" instead of the stream.
4: Skin or Bare: You can get the "spray" if your not careful with your foreskin.
As for rebound, it all the toilet's fault. You could argue that it all physic. The high, pressure and angle determine the effect but if the toilet were better design, you wouldn't matter. There are toilet made for men with a bigger boll and wider to accommodate the gent.
I'm not sure if it has been addressed or not and just a warning to minors that the following part of this post isn't suitable for young viewers:FamoFunk said:
When men masturbate or have sex excessively there can be a little bit of gunk formed near the tip of the penis. This causes the urine to shoot out into two different directions, one aims inside the bowl and the other onto the seat or onto the floor.
An example of this happening can be seen in the movie 'Me, Myself, and Irene' where Jim Carrey takes a wizz and his urine shoots off in the direction of the wall.