Why Can?t Men Aim?
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I know I am. Its been sad many times.Wicky_42 said:
And a unicycle would be reckless. I mean, its not like when you piss down a ground bee hole (I did that, and my best friend did it. They were ticked.))
There's different kinds of misses.
A little dribbled on the front middle edge is laziness.
All over the place is drunk or intentional.
Off in one specific odd direction is just something that happens sometimes that we can't do anything about. You can be aiming straight and it goes off to the side, particularly after sex.
A little dribbled on the front middle edge is laziness.
All over the place is drunk or intentional.
Off in one specific odd direction is just something that happens sometimes that we can't do anything about. You can be aiming straight and it goes off to the side, particularly after sex.
I recently moved in with my first male roommate ever, and in addition to having to clean up his piss/pubes from the toilet seat and scrub the toilet bowl, I once had to clean up his friend's piss off the floor because "he's not responsible for what his friends do".
Yes you are buddy. You're responsible for anyone and everyone you bring into the house.
Seriously, this guy thinks I'm his mom (he even called me "mom" once by accident... red flags much?).
But it's definitely not all guys. I know my boyfriend's normal, lol.
What I wonder is why guys bother standing up to pee at all, it's not like it takes a significant amount of time to pull your pants down, and you literally can't miss if you're sitting. Pretty sure the only reason anyone bothers is because you'd get called a woman or gay otherwise. Yay gender roles.
This is well beyond my comprehension.
Yes you are buddy. You're responsible for anyone and everyone you bring into the house.
Seriously, this guy thinks I'm his mom (he even called me "mom" once by accident... red flags much?).
But it's definitely not all guys. I know my boyfriend's normal, lol.
What I wonder is why guys bother standing up to pee at all, it's not like it takes a significant amount of time to pull your pants down, and you literally can't miss if you're sitting. Pretty sure the only reason anyone bothers is because you'd get called a woman or gay otherwise. Yay gender roles.
SammiYin said:
This is well beyond my comprehension.
There must be a patent in there somewhere.Haydyn said:
Hey, that thing can be pretty unpredictable at times. And when it's erect, the urine seems to just pick a random direction and go for that.
Well, in the morning when we're groggy and stricken with morning wood, the least we can get is the BOTD.
And when splashback occurs, I'm very responsible with the mess.
(Sometimes I stand and go with the ring down, big woop, wanna fide aboud it?)
And when splashback occurs, I'm very responsible with the mess.
(Sometimes I stand and go with the ring down, big woop, wanna fide aboud it?)
Women don't have to stop to pee in a situation like that, that's just silly.emeraldrafael said:
If you're not wearing clothes, all that will happen is pissing on your own legs, which is gross, but infinitely preferable to being eaten.
Besides, Dutch farm-women used to pee standing up. (not while moving, mind you).
They didn't wear underwear back then, and wore full length dresses, so all it involved was standing with their legs apart.
They avoided peeing on their clothes, and you might not even realise that was what they were doing if you saw it... XD
(Ah, history. Weird, and often really disgusting.)
Piss is extremely unpredictable. I've had it pointed straight down and it somehow went straight ahead, I've had it go damn near horizontal and sometimes the stream forks in half and misses the toilet completely! I was actually sitting down to poop and started to take a piss to since I was already there and it somehow came out the little gap between the toilet seat and the toilet itself... to this day I will never understand that weird phenomena.
In your situation, however, I imagine that the alcohol has severely affected their aim and is probably why it isn't cleaned up. Also since you say that you notice more in the morning, they probably got up in the middle of the night to piss while they were still half asleep.
Not to mention that to effectively aim we have to start first and see where it ends up in order to properly adjust and that small amount landed somewhere on the floor and we can't see it. That or the guys you've lived with are incredibly lazy and or cocky. I know I've stood there and read a magazine with both hands on the magazine and I made all of it in. That is a really risky move and I don't know if those men have tried something similar, but it is one more possibility.
In your situation, however, I imagine that the alcohol has severely affected their aim and is probably why it isn't cleaned up. Also since you say that you notice more in the morning, they probably got up in the middle of the night to piss while they were still half asleep.
Not to mention that to effectively aim we have to start first and see where it ends up in order to properly adjust and that small amount landed somewhere on the floor and we can't see it. That or the guys you've lived with are incredibly lazy and or cocky. I know I've stood there and read a magazine with both hands on the magazine and I made all of it in. That is a really risky move and I don't know if those men have tried something similar, but it is one more possibility.
i think Peter Griffin said it best "Sorry about the mess in the bathroom lois. My post-sex pee stream forked in half and it went everywhere"FamoFunk said:
in other words, whilst sleeping, semen builds up in a man urethra (sp?) and sort of clots over time. and when morning rolls around, or whenever the first pee of the day is, it either forks in half like with Mr. Griffon, or it just shoots out in the most awful direction.
sorry about that ladies, and anyone else who's witnessed the aftermath of a "urinary malfunction"
heehee
