Why Can?t Men Aim?

[Wicky_42]

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Thats for girly men, I may as well just sit on the seat (and as I pointed out, I dont sit on the toilet to pee). Besides, I only life the seat if they're a girl in the house/area that I know will be using the toilet soon. Otherwise, my room mate and jut let her rip. Actually, we've decreased the area of the hole, making it small, and made a game out of it (among other things). we'll call each other in to watch and pee in a hole the size of a nickel just to show we can and for braggin rights.

... Dont read too much into that.

Lol. Try doing that whilst standing on a chair! Bonus points if you can hit the target from outside the bathroom! Oh, the potential there for a spectator sport; you should definitely give it a go - invite all your friends on facebook and see how many think it's a frape...

 

[emeraldrafael]

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On dont worry. we do. I've peed from outside the bathroom (though to be fair the toilet was abnormally close to the door. and we've had parties where doing just that is the entertainment for the night. THough we dont pee off chairs. thats just dangerous. We pee on stilts though. At least, we did once.

 

[black_omega2]

I'm 6' 4'' so there's no way I piss standing up when I'm using a toilet. I just kneel, and it works out nicely for the most part. No mess

So am I, and I never hit the seat. (unless it does that crazy split stream thing, or there's no light on.)

So you've no excuse sir, refine your aim!

Like stated before, it's not exactly a matter of aim, but it's the splashing that's the problem. More distance falling = bigger splashing

 

[Raykuza]

Women don't always have perfect aim. I've heard stories...

 

[jboking]

OT: Well, drunk because err... we're drunk.

LOL!
I refuse to accept this for the drunk answer. Even when I'm in a complete state, as a Woman, I don't just slid off the toilet and piss all over me/the seat/floor.

Congrats. You can sit while drunk. I can do that too! In fact, just about everyone can! So long as you can tell where the toilet is (I've had a girl pee sitting down on her sitting stool before) you're golden. I now want you to take a squirt gun and, while drunk, aim it directly at a target and not miss one bit. Also, this squirt gun must be held at your crotch. I've done this experiment with the women in our building and they no longer ***** about drunken guys missing the bowl.

I, however, have developed a better way to pee when drunk. You see, outside our building there's this ficus...

 

[Outright Villainy]

I'm 6' 4'' so there's no way I piss standing up when I'm using a toilet. I just kneel, and it works out nicely for the most part. No mess

So am I, and I never hit the seat. (unless it does that crazy split stream thing, or there's no light on.)

So you've no excuse sir, refine your aim!

Like stated before, it's not exactly a matter of aim, but it's the splashing that's the problem. More distance falling = bigger splashing

Aha, but that's when you go for the inside bowl...

 

[Wicky_42]

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On dont worry. we do. I've peed from outside the bathroom (though to be fair the toilet was abnormally close to the door. and we've had parties where doing just that is the entertainment for the night. THough we dont pee off chairs. thats just dangerous. We pee on stilts though. At least, we did once.

Wait - a chair is too dangerous, but stilts was worth a go?! You sir are mad. In an awesome way. Have fun with that!

(Hey, if you've tried stilts, what about a unicycle? That could only end hilariously...)

 

[Haydyn]

Many reasons. Piss splatters out of the bowl. It doesn't shoot out like a drinking fountain. When you are done it doesn't just get cut off, its point of impact gets closer to the source. When you start urinating you have no idea where it's going to land, so you have to try to aim in a general area inside the toilet. Urinating out of erections is a challenge because the toilet is not located on the ceiling.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Oh sure it may be bad when a man's been to the loo... but I've seen women piss on toilet (figuratively speaking). That takes some doing. That and the occasional shits on the seat in public toilets. Nasty-ass hoverers.

 

[dslatch]

very simple answer if there is no liquor involved we just want to see how well we can aim because it looks pretty sweet to piss into a toilet/urinal/shower/sink from clear across the wash room

 

[warprincenataku]

That's what the shower drain is for. That's hard to miss.

 

[emeraldrafael]

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I know I am. Its been sad many times.

And a unicycle would be reckless. I mean, its not like when you piss down a ground bee hole (I did that, and my best friend did it. They were ticked.))

 

[Zaik]

There's different kinds of misses.

A little dribbled on the front middle edge is laziness.

All over the place is drunk or intentional.

Off in one specific odd direction is just something that happens sometimes that we can't do anything about. You can be aiming straight and it goes off to the side, particularly after sex.

 

[The Random One]

I find this topic offensive. It implies women would be able to aim if they had to.

 

[MasterChief892039]

I recently moved in with my first male roommate ever, and in addition to having to clean up his piss/pubes from the toilet seat and scrub the toilet bowl, I once had to clean up his friend's piss off the floor because "he's not responsible for what his friends do".

Yes you are buddy. You're responsible for anyone and everyone you bring into the house.

Seriously, this guy thinks I'm his mom (he even called me "mom" once by accident... red flags much?).

But it's definitely not all guys. I know my boyfriend's normal, lol.
What I wonder is why guys bother standing up to pee at all, it's not like it takes a significant amount of time to pull your pants down, and you literally can't miss if you're sitting. Pretty sure the only reason anyone bothers is because you'd get called a woman or gay otherwise. Yay gender roles.

Only to find your foreskin is stuck to the end and it creates a funnel pointing in an awkward direction

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This is well beyond my comprehension.

Urinating out of erections is a challenge because the toilet is not located on the ceiling.

There must be a patent in there somewhere.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Cos we've got short attention spans, and get easily distra-OOH A SHINY!

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Hey, that thing can be pretty unpredictable at times. And when it's erect, the urine seems to just pick a random direction and go for that.

 

[ryanxm]

we can aim

we just choose not to

i think we all do it subconciously as a response to "put the toilet seat back down"

 

[theguitarhero6]

Well, in the morning when we're groggy and stricken with morning wood, the least we can get is the BOTD.
And when splashback occurs, I'm very responsible with the mess.
(Sometimes I stand and go with the ring down, big woop, wanna fide aboud it?)