Jack the Potato said:
Frank Miller is a hack. Also, Green Arrow and Robin helped him win that fight. And Superman was definitely not going all-out, whereas Batman had to pull out all the stops.
But some of my favorite DC stories are when Superman and Batman team up. There is a reason they are best friends. They each make the other better: Superman giving Batman an example of what being truly good is, and Batman showing Superman the best qualities of humanity so he doesn't forget them. Most importantly they have a deep mutual understanding and respect for each other. It's a good dynamic.
omega 616 said:
hazabaza1 said:
omega 616 said:
hazabaza1 said:
Usually from what I've seen when they do fight, Batmans's whole advantage is that he's prepared for basically anything. So... kryptonite something or other probably. Again, not sure about if or when they fight, but from what I hear there's been a situation at some point where Batman's been Kryptonit-ing Superman and Supes fights back all he can but Batman wins because of his preparation.
The only reason Batman wins is 'cos Batman is fan favorite. Superman has a suit that stop kryptonite from working, it can rip but that can hardly be a factor.
Lets see ... bullets bounce of superman, so what is batman going to do that does more damage than a gun but isn't a gun 'cos batman doesn't use guns?
Superman has superhuman speed, so not only can he dodge every one of batman's attacks he could hit batman before he could blink.
Superman has superhuman strength, so he could punch through batman with a jab.
Superman has superhuman hearing and sight, so it's not like batman could sneak up on him.
Superman process information like a super computer and he battles the smartest guy in comics (Lex Luthor) so he has to be at least smart himself, so he might not be able to outwit batman but he isn't stupid.
So what's that? Lets be generous and say superman 4, batman 1? Lets be honest, the fight wouldn't go on long enough for wit or intelligence to be a factor ... it would start like any fighting game "ready? Fight" superman would fly across the room, falcon punch batman and batmans head would explode as his eye lids were only half closed.
But no, in comics superman is a tank made out of Papier-mâché (slow and weak but looks intimidating) and batman has to win 'cos everybody loves batman. Batman will have like 12 people helping him, kryponite out the ass and superman will walk headlong into a trap, totally oblivious to everything.
Man, I don't fucking know. I didn't even know Superman had an anti-kryptonite suit, I'm just going off the admittedly little that I know.
Haha, sorry. I just got most of what I know from the Smallville series and from a youtube video about Batman VS superman. In case you want to learn a little more ...
sigh was going to stay out of this... promised myself i wouldint jump into a supes V.S bats fight becsue when i go batman fanboy i go batman fanboy hard. but then you had to being the angry joe video into this, dont get me wrong i love joe but he made some bad points on in there and i made an account just to comment on them(been lurking there forever without really commeting on any vids but this was the straw that broke the camles back so to speak)
1. Batman admits that superman COULD win, not that he WOULD win, and i agree that they shouldn't be fighting each other (that stchik got old awhile ago)(fun fact: canonically supes has killed, he executed a parallel dimension zod gang with kryptonite after genocide on an alternate earth)
2.if superman were pushed past his limit and in a berserker rage he would not be thinking clearly AT ALL, true his limits would be removed and he be at his stogest he would blunder into batmans traps even easier since his mind would be clouded by rage and grief dare i say it hed be even weaker,as for batman being scared i don't buy it not one bit,batman has faced death many many time before hell hes even died once just like every cape worth his salt,here's a mortal man that gos out every night and fights things that would give you and me nightmares and still he shows little to no fear,compared to what someone like the joker would do to bats on a normal Tuesday a pissed off superman is a blessing(quicker,cleaner death and less chance of necrophilia/corpse mutilation ;P)
3.about Superman's resurrection that was with outside help from the eradicator who took superman's body back to the fortress of solitude and placed it into a krytion regeneration chamber(it would be like letting robin put bruce's body into a lazarus pit, but that's something no one wants to deal with), so superman cant comeback to life on his own he needs someone to put his lifeless body in the chamber to do it in other words when supes is dead hes dead for good
4.you also have to admit that any threat level big enough requires batman and sometimes the JLAs help as its even a bigger challenge tan superman can handle,however i prefer to think of this one as batman's just using the tools at his disposal (in the case of supergirl it was supes wonde and barda) as for the instilling fear and hope and the frontmansship bits batman inspires fear in CRIMINALS but hope in the people(that's one of the reasons i contend that he hasn't ended the jokers life but that's a debate for another day)one comic captures the point perfectly when Bruce took 3 kids out camping and they told batman stories and in the end he tried to scare them as batman for shits and giggles but they just laughed it off proving that he inspires hope the the people but fear in criminals, as for the frontman thing you and i both know that's a marketing thing as well as a personalty thing Batman's in the shadows while Superman's in the spotlight hell even there costumes reflect this.ad for "the single darkseid punch" bit hes done that before from things punching at or beyond spues power(heck you even played the clip of it happing debunking your own argument)
5.your approaching this from the wrong angle joe your think that Bruce is just going to come to this fight with batarangs knockout gas and shark repellent, its hardly inconceivable that bruce would not reverse engineer most if not all the alien tech he finds to use in his war on crime(hell he even has a boom tube kicking abound in the cave somewhere and i remember reading a superman story where he was narrowly defeated and the only way he escaped was because MR.miracle the greatest escape artist in the mutlivers was there to help him and even then it was close) most of the tech that Clarke would bring to the fight can be conceivable countered in one way or another cowl can see past the hologram(think arkham asylum) the radiation suit can be ripped of circumvented(like i said boom tube) and while the phantom zone projector has the very real possibility of ending the fight in an instant he still has to HIT batman with the damn thing.all that being said if it comes to a fight batman's going to make him run the gauntlet like he would a super villain robot mooks lasers deathtraps the whole shebang(will theses kill Clark? in all likelihood no but that's not the point the point is to weaken him so barman can beat him in the time and or place of his choosing with all of his advantages
6.yes superman is the stronger of the 2 no ones in there right mind even the most die hard batfanboy would debate this so course hes going to need help from gadgets kryptonite, magic yada,yada, that's just part of the batman package. is batman the better fighter? yes Hes mastered 127 styles of martial arts,is that going to help in in a fight with superman tho? not really
7.Beating Lex Luthor doesn't make you smarter than him. And Lex has his own weaknesses. such as aggence and the like. also Cunning, cunning my good man. while i can admit Batman's pretty arrogant,he's not SO arrogant that he doesn't think other people could ever outdo him. And while I don't think Superman's lacking in that trait himself,he cant hold a candle to batman in that respect (you got to be pretty damn smart/cunning if you go toe to toe with gods on a weekly basis) simply put Batman will almost always be the more cunning one.also lets not forget about the joker who is the basically the evil equivalent of batman (who as another poster pointed out has defeated superman twice, i even remember one of them which was on the animated series/movie)so i wouldn't be talking bad about Mr.j. knowing something and knowing how to use it effectivley are 2 different things entirely so while yes superman can read ALL the books (which i believe hes done)he still wouldn't be as good at it because he doesn't have to rely on it, where as batman had to rely on it or else hes toast not to mention form and experience, which Superman doesn't have. And even then there's the instinct of a fighter. in other words while its another tool in superman's arsenal,its batman's bread and butter and as others have pointed out Superman has enhanced hearing, Enhanced sight, and senses, You don't think Batman could exploit that and cause Superman crippling pain with a well-timed sonic bombardment? and again when it comes down to brass tacks those are great tools but there great weakness as well. funny enough that you also metion 5-d beings as batman has to contend with his own,batmite and there are other cosmic beings that batman has had to fight and win, more so than supes as he cant fallback on his superpowers
8.ah! the kryptonite deale here it is, as we have all established is all over the place but even if you don't think the ring could do much its not beyond the possibility that batman can supercharge the krptonie to make it more potent in effect "enriching" much like uranium plus lets keep in mind batman's not going to go running at supes with a huck of kryptonite enriched or not hes going to get creative with that shit and rest assured with is rescures hes going to have a lot at his disposal and in every color that gives him an advantage(like a rainbow of death)as to that one moment is all batman needs for the killing blow
9.first got to start this one off by saying not cool on misquoting doom(bats said the JLA was his plan).as others have pointed out batman holds back as well(see tower of Babel) if we wanted to make them lealth he would but he doesnt....for the most part.your right plans don't always go according to plan batman's had a few that have blown up in his face(wargames was one of those)but hes a mater at impozition and can bounce back as for the others plans the solution is simple...MAKE MORE PLANS!!!while they know about those plans do you really think he would stop at one plan? no he keeps making them this is the kind of paranoid nut who beats up criminals at night only to come home during the day and make plans on how to beat everyone up, but seriously batman only needs his one plan against superman to work in this case. hes the chess master to superman's cheackerplayer you can be the best damn checkers player in the universe but play against the chess master and odds are it will be gg in 8 moves.superman can have the prep time the problem is batman knows this and will counter supes preptime(as lets face it if superman gets prep time odds are hes going to make a bulwark against his weakness such as the rad suit or find a way to debuff batman in some way)
10.as for the batman never beating him in canon i'm going to have to call shennagins on that one the higher ups at DC dosn't want superman to lose hell in the Marvel/DC crossover they had supes fighting Thor and Thor lost let me put that into perspective an ACCTULE GOD WITH A MAGIC HAMMER lost to superman(i later found out that DC would not even do the crossover unless they let superman win...that is all)that's why all Batman's DESISVE (because hes had many close ones or ones that weren't fight against superman but battles of wits or just keeping supes on his toes.)were elseworlds stories
in short superman may be OP but batman is the nerfbat
OT:for me the reason why i like him is simple hes the atheist hero, he represents what man can do at his finest, he stands shoulder to shoulder with gods as equals, hes basically the Odysseus to supermans hercules he uses his brain to win fights, hes got style, his mythos is cool he has the best villians in the DC universe(the flash runs a close seconed, see what i did there) those are some of the basic reasons why i like him