Why Gearbox is not to blame!

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KnowYourOnion

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There's been rather a lot of hoo-hah on these forums about Gearbox ruining Duke Nukem or at least making it a massive clone of other current gen games. Let me just iterate one small, niggling, rather bloody important point Gearbox got the code for Duke Nukem half finished.

It's probably a fair assumption that some of the faults with the game probably stem from this fact. This probably sounds like I'm making excuses for Gearbox but if you look at their track record they have consistently made pretty good games.

So chaps and chap-ettes let's not hit Gearbox with the terrible stick of mild wrath......unless you think this argument has about as much validity as a hippo in a tumble-dryer then beat on them all you want!

Edit: Added at the behest of a chap further down the page

Stavros Dimou said:
Thread starter,please add at your first post that all design decisions for the single player where made by 3D REALMS.
Gearbox got the game 80% finished,and what they did was to align the levels,record Duke's voices and fix some bugs. The gameplay,the story,the levels,etc where all designed by 3D REALMS.
Gearbox just fixed what was already done but was unfinished.
 

MiracleOfSound

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That's no excuse, you don't release products until they're great, no matter what state you acquired them in.

You don't yell at the previous owner if you get a shit car from a second hand dealership.
 
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If half the code they received is shit, then they should have started from scratch.

That's like saying it's not the chef's fault if his vegetables were half-rotten when he got them, but served them to the customer anyway.
 

Stavros Dimou

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Thread starter,please add at your first post that all design decisions for the single player where made by 3D REALMS.
Gearbox got the game 80% finished,and what they did was to align the levels,record Duke's voices and fix some bugs. The gameplay,the story,the levels,etc where all designed by 3D REALMS.
Gearbox just fixed what was already done but was unfinished.
 

Catchy Slogan

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So it's not their fault that they blamed consloes for their game sucking? It's not their fault that they said they could take over the project? It's not their fault that they promised it would everything the old fps crowd loved and more? It's not their fault that they're relaesing a game that's obviously not upto their standards?

Sorry, but I'm not buying it.
 

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KnowYourOnion said:
There's been rather a lot of hoo-hah on these forums about Gearbox ruining Duke Nukem or at least making it a massive clone of other current gen games. Let me just iterate one small, niggling, rather bloody important point Gearbox got the code for Duke Nukem half finished.

It's probably a fair assumption that some of the faults with the game probably stem from this fact. This probably sounds like I'm making excuses for Gearbox but if you look at their track record they have consistently made pretty good games.

So chaps and chap-ettes let's not hit Gearbox with the terrible stick of mild wrath......unless you think this argument has about as much validity as a hippo in a tumble-dryer then beat on them all you want!
I dunno, Hippo in a Tumble Dryer seems pretty valid to me.
 

Stavros Dimou

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Catchy Slogan said:
So it's not their fault that they blamed consloes for their game sucking? It's not their fault that they said they could take over the project? It's not their fault that they promised it would everything the old fps crowd loved and more? It's not their fault that they're relaesing a game that's obviously not upto their standards?

Sorry, but I'm not buying it.
GEARBOX NEVER BLAMED CONSOLES FOR SUCKING OR MADE ANY PROMISE THAT THE GAME WILL BE WHAT EVERYBODY WAS WAITING FOR.
These words where spoken by 3D REALMS people at a time 3D REALMS was still working on DNF.

Gearbox just got the game after 3D REALMS bankrupted,fixed the bugs,made the multiplayer,and are now going to release a 3D REALMS game.
 

CarlsonAndPeeters

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The real test will be seeing what the NEXT Duke Nukem game is like. Gearbox owns the rights to the franchise now, right? So a complete game, started and finished by Gearbox, will show whether or not they really have what it takes to bring Duke back.

Not that I care. Never liked Duke Nukem, probably never will. Still, its an interesting story.
 

Woodsey

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Then don't try and sell it.

You know what I'd do if someone offered me something that was both shit and half finished? Throw it away, and not try to con people out of their money based on nostalgia.
 
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ArBeater said:
Daystar Clarion said:
That's like saying it's not the chef's fault if his vegetables were half-rotten when he got them, but served them to the customer anyway.
Can we please end all these shitty analogies? They don't make your point valid.
As opposed to:

ArBeater said:
It's great to see my prediction come true. You all laughed at me when I said DNF was going to suck, now look at you.

*haughty laugh*
Anyone can say 'I told you so' on the internet.
 

Lightning Delight

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ArBeater said:
Daystar Clarion said:
That's like saying it's not the chef's fault if his vegetables were half-rotten when he got them, but served them to the customer anyway.
Can we please end all these shitty analogies? They don't make your point valid.
I dunno. They seem to work pretty well. And now I want to go make a nice salad.
 

ZeroMachine

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ArBeater said:
Daystar Clarion said:
That's like saying it's not the chef's fault if his vegetables were half-rotten when he got them, but served them to the customer anyway.
Can we please end all these shitty analogies? They don't make your point valid.
But that one made complete sense...
 

Catchy Slogan

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Stavros Dimou said:
Catchy Slogan said:
So it's not their fault that they blamed consloes for their game sucking? It's not their fault that they said they could take over the project? It's not their fault that they promised it would everything the old fps crowd loved and more? It's not their fault that they're relaesing a game that's obviously not upto their standards?

Sorry, but I'm not buying it.
GEARBOX NEVER BLAMED CONSOLES FOR SUCKING OR MADE ANY PROMISE THAT THE GAME WILL BE WHAT EVERYBODY WAS WAITING FOR.
These words where spoken by 3D REALMS people at a time 3D REALMS was still working on DNF.

Gearbox just got the game after 3D REALMS bankrupted,fixed the bugs,made the multiplayer,and are now going to release a 3D REALMS game.
I'm willing to admit I may have jumped the gun on that a little, but if they're going to takeover and release a game, flaws and all, then they're still to blame along with 3D realms.