Wii Remote Finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy

[Daelda]

"So...what ya up to today?"

"Nothin' much...just messin' 'round on the Wii."

 

[Risingblade]

That explains the name...

 

[Odbarc]

Insert toy, open MS Paint and churn out some of those kiddy drawings.
Maybe you'll get different pictures based on performances and results. It would be interesting to see those results.

 

[EeveeElectro]

That looks like the most un-penis shape I ever....

Ughhhh, imagine going to a friends house and using their Wii to find it sticky and strange smelling.

 

[superbatranger]

How the hell are you supposed to use the one that looks like a claw?

 

[someonehairy-ish]

What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

Freaks who like to experience feelings of sexual release. Ugh.

That claw thing doesn't look safe. It'd be like being fondled by a pirate.

What's wrong with pirates?
Just sayin'...

 

[Irridium]

Gives new meaning to "Wii would like to play..."

And no way that claw is getting anywhere near me. Genitalia or otherwise.

 

[YoyoTimes5]

Well, I'm excited.





.... hmm... did that come out wrong?

 

[Mikeyfell]

What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

people who thought the Wii could be used to entertain them selves for a few minutes at a time

I called that this would happen back when the Wii first came out

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Well this took longer than I expected it to :-/

Took longer for the developers than the userbase, Im sure.

 

[JEBWrench]

Finally.

Indeed!

Spoiler: My first thought

At least the wii can get more sales now.

Since when was the Wii needing more sales?

 

[antigodoflife]

What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

Everyone.... over the age of 18 of course... which makes the product kind of redundant seeing as it's an add-on for the Wii...

 

[Mikeyfell]

Remember kids, never touch someone elses Wii-mote.

If you ask me never touch any Nintendo product
you might catch a case of the bad gimmicks
and worse games

 

[Everian]

*snip*.. hey! Wait! I bet there's going to be a whole new type of porn webcam site popping up where you can control the prostitute's dildo with this thing!! Lol!

Genius, This sounds like a plan.

 

[icyneesan]

I'd buy, and use it if I had a wii.

but you don't need a wii!!!!!

Ha-ha! Its a penis joke!

 

[esperandote]

How something like this hasn't been invented for long distance relationships.

 

[JEBWrench]

How something like this hasn't been invented for long distance relationships.

As stated before, they have.

[sub]Or so I heard...[/sub]

 

[Saul B]

I agree, the "claw" one looks seriously creepy.

Where would you put it?! Actually I don't really want to know...

Well, that's made my day more disturbing, but it made me laugh as well.


[sub] But who will actually buy this?!?!?!?[/sub]

Spoiler: guys like this