Wii Remote Finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy

[antigodoflife]

I agree, the "claw" one looks seriously creepy.

Where would you put it?! Actually I don't really want to know...

Well, that's made my day more disturbing, but it made me laugh as well.


[sub] But who will actually buy this?!?!?!?[/sub]

My guess is that THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW <- (Toy Story Alien Voice) is specifically clitoris massaging...

and I know plenty of people who'd buy this, [sub] myself included [/sub] if it wasn't an embarrassment owning anything Wii related.

 

[tzimize]

Remember kids, never touch someone elses Wii-mote.

Wahahah, that made me laugh. Dont have much to add to the discussion though. Go creativity?

 

[Wolfram23]

*snip*.. hey! Wait! I bet there's going to be a whole new type of porn webcam site popping up where you can control the prostitute's dildo with this thing!! Lol!

Genius, This sounds like a plan.

Yeah, I'm going to patent it then wait 10 years for it to really catch on, and then sue everybody.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Uhoh....looks like someone at nintendo saw a fanfic

 

[SomeBritishDude]

How the fuck did this take so long!

*orders*

 

[Jonny The Kay]

Haha finally the Internets jokes since the Wii's launch have come to fruition

 

[Jonluw]

Huh? I thought this was already done?

And the disturbing thought of the day: Wasn't the average Wii-owner supposed to be eight years old?

Edit: A quick googling of 'wiibrator' indicates that this has already been done.

 

[snow]

Why is the title "Wii-Mote finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy"?!

Cuz it's about damn time!!! xD!

What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

Children and mothers of course! Why change the target audience? xD!!

YAY!......I mean...Uhmm.......Good for them?

Hey, At least the company wasn't called Cyberdyne or Skynet. THEN we would be fucked.

HAHAHAHA!! So, THAT'S how they became self-aware!

In all seriousness though... This has to be one of the most hilarious things I've seen today! I wonder what kind of shovelware they are going to make to go along with this?

 

[The Rockerfly]

Lets see how popular this is. Wouldn't suprise me since a good portion of Wii owners are sexually neglected house wives

 

[zombie711]

seems unessisary for something that been made a thousand times

 

[blalien]

The claw made me think of this:

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Isn't the Wii mainly a console made for kids with some games for adults?

 

[JimbobDa3rd]

I'm sending this article to my girlfriend right now, this should terrify her suitably.

First thing I did... Im a bit disturbed that I got "thats the best thing ever" as a response

 

[Flamezdudes]

I knew this would happen, this seems a bit late too since i was expecting it to happen sooner. Well, it's not like i'm going to use them now...

Or am i? Who wants to share?

 

[InnerRebellion]

the bit about The Claw has now ruined my memories of toy story. thanks escapist.

Yeah me too...
OT: I would be even less surprised if the one who presented the idea is Japanese.
[sub]I'm not racist, but they have a knack for getting up to....bizarre antics.[/sub]

 

[Ben Legend]

What happened to the good old days where people went to Ann Summers? =\

 

[teh_Canape]

all I can say is

just kidding, now seriously though, that there is some creativity, creepy, but creative

 

[YonderTunic]

..........I'm sorry, what?

 

[Macheteswordgun]

I agree, the "claw" one looks seriously creepy.

You know you wanna stick your dick in it.....