Will You Press the Button?

[TristanBelmont]

I completely forgot about that site. But now I am going to have all the fun all over agains.

 

[Twintix]

"You can be in any show you want for however long you want without dying or something bad happen to you" but "You have to have ginger hair every time you're in the show"

...That's a downside?

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/16397/yes

Try 2:
you get free hats from any shop but you smell bad

...I'm really sorry, but that's such a hilarious mental image:
"Godday sir, how do-OHGODTHESMELL! I'LL SUFFOCATE! Take this hat and leave, please! PLEASE TAKE IT AND GO!"

 

[Mr.Mage]

"You would build a time machine" but "It could take you to the worst times and you'd get stuck there".

The downside came with a possibility but its still pretty bad so I chose no. Then again now that I'm thinking about it I could just not use it and get rich off my invention.

 

[SoranMBane]

"You have a box full of the cutest puppies you can imagine. They never get older, never get sick and never die."
But...
"You can never have kids. No adoption. No surrogates. You will never have any children."

Eh, I doubt I'll ever have kids anyway, so... Gimme those puppies!

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

"You can play perfectly any instrument of your choice" BUT "You can't play it to other people."

I figured that this is a pretty balanced circumstance; I tend to sing to people more often than fail at playing any instrument.

 

[xsoenx]

"You would fly on Air Force One with the president"

BUT

"You would sleep less than 4 hours per night all year"
Nope. Sleep is better than flying with the President!

 

[immortalfrieza]

"Your girlfriend/boyfriend is your every desire and is up for anything you suggest
but
There's a 1/3 of a chance that she will do that also with someone else while in the relationship."

Eh, I've always believed that who you sleep with is your own business, including any girlfriends I might have, so no problem.

"Become a God, Invinicible and Indestructable, and your word is law to all.
but
Your family and everyone you love is exiled to eternal nothingness, except one person of your choosing."

Considering I hate my family and I don't love anybody I don't see the downside.

 

[SlaughterPriest]

"You'll be the most talented and famous lover of all time"

BUT

"instead of using money to buy things, you have to use sexual favours."

Just be careful who you buy stuff from, and how much sex do i have to have for a Ferrari and a mansion?

 

[StormShaun]

"You would never be too cold or too hot"

But

"You couldn't smoke or drink for 30 years"

I'd smash that button with my face!
I really don't drink much, and I despise smoking ... so it would be in my favour.

Plus I live in Australia, that's worth it so much, especially when exercising.

 

[VanQ]

"You can have whatever superpower you want"

"You live as the opposite gender for the rest of your life"

I want the power to genderbend myself and others at will. Then everyone can be whatever gender they want.

 

[Teoes]

Haha, this is good.

"You are the most powerful being in the world.. BUT You can't wear any clothes."

I can't press fast enough! I sense some mofos getting the smackdown from my mega-powerful dong right here..

 

[Trippy Turtle]

You can change anything about your body you want, whenever you want (gender included)

but

You are in extreme pain for one day every time you do

Why wouldn't you hit the button? Don't have to use it if you don't want.
If you get horrifically mauled by a bear you change the 'horrifically mauled' part of your body into 'decently attractive' and probably go through less pain.

Also turn your arms into swords and winning every costume party ever.

 

[Gray-Philosophy]

You are able to manipulate the mind of everybody that you see.
But
Everybody that you look at appears naked.

I don't see the downside.

 

[bauke67]

I will gain all the knowledge of the internet, BUT I will get Tourette(not Turret, come on, website) and shout random sex noises for the rest of my life.

Well that's tough, but I could probably explain it to people use my near infinite knowledge for lot's of cool stuff, so yes, gimme!

 

[Eddie the head]

You're the world's most talented tap dancer.
But
You must dress in drag at every performance.

Umm hell yeah. That would be awesome.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

The tl;dr of mine was: Become god but 85% of the world population dies, including people i know and i'm not allowed to revive.

Pressed it.

I'm not allowed to revive, but i'm allowed to recreate. Since im God i can make an exact copy of everything.. viola.

 

[Schadrach]

"You can choose the benefit."
-vs-
"Your worst enemy chooses the drawback."

Hmm, I guess that depends on how much of a dick your worst enemy is...

Another one basically offered omnipotence against being forced to always watch anime, like that's a downside.

 

[hermes]

First try:
"You are the most attractive and interesting person in the entire world; but EVERYTHING you eat tastes like raisins"
Yeah, I would press it. Sure, not a big fan of raisins, but look at the upside...

Second try:
"You never have to pay for food again; but you always have to eat at subway"
Ehh, no thanks. No problem with subway, but I have not much of a problem with having to pay for food.

 

[CrystalShadow]

You are the most famous wizard in the world but Your parents died when you were just a little tot and you are forced to live with your bitter aunt, uncle, and cousin

Um... That was already there before I pushed the button... >_> - Isn't that basically Harry Potter?

Ahem. Since I didn't do anything yet, let's give it a try...
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OK... I see this works kind of differently to how I was expecting. XD

Pokemon are real but your life span is cut in half each time you capture a new Pokemon.


hmm...

Edit: Oh. This one got me good though:


You will become a very attractive man but The only thing you'll be able to say are quotes from French musicals

XDD

 

[erbkaiser]

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/8633/yes

Justin Bieber dies, Kim Kardashian's tape is never revealed, Saxton Hale becomes the 4th richest person on the earth and MLP is removed from existence
but
you cannot eat cookies anymore

I don't need cookies.