Woman Claims to Own the Sun
- Thread starter Tom Goldman
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I'm sorry, but if she's the first one to legally file for ownership of the Sun, she deserves whatever money she can make off of idiots. Unless off course she tries to make money off the general population by charging for sun use.
Better question: Can people with skin cancer sue her now?
Better question: Can people with skin cancer sue her now?
Yar har fiddle dee dee...9NineBreaker9 said:
EDIT: Someone better get their hands on the moon, quick!
I move that the international law be changed so that they only way an individual can own a celestial body is by actually landing on it. There, we'll kick start our space program by getting nutjobs and capitalists to throw themselves into space with rockets.
Who did she register ownership of the sun with? If it was just the Spanish government then it's not legal in any way, and I assume that she didn't exactly take it to the U.N. or anything.
I'll be right back, I'm off to claim Uranus, scientists think that it might have large amounts of diamonds present, if we ever get there I'll be damn rich. But the jokes will probably never end.
Who did she register ownership of the sun with? If it was just the Spanish government then it's not legal in any way, and I assume that she didn't exactly take it to the U.N. or anything.
I'll be right back, I'm off to claim Uranus, scientists think that it might have large amounts of diamonds present, if we ever get there I'll be damn rich. But the jokes will probably never end.
See? Piracy is a real problem! Almost 7 billion people pirate the sun every day!9NineBreaker9 said:
Yep! You heard her, folks! Take ALL your sun-related grievances to her!Anarchemitis said:
Got no power due to the sun being blocked? Call her to make it shine again!
If you get sunburned, she can get SUEburned!
OT: I don't see this lasting very long at all. Though, if the actual "fee" IS collected, it'd be nice to see at least SOME of it going to help people.
wow, well there goes all the money towards solar power, because that is place she could make a fortune.
i dont know why but i dont find these things funny, quite the opposite, i hate the person who did it and then im disappointed that it worked, its like when people sue because they did something wrong, and still end up winning.
i dont know why but i dont find these things funny, quite the opposite, i hate the person who did it and then im disappointed that it worked, its like when people sue because they did something wrong, and still end up winning.
Damnit saw that coming...hmmm DIBS on Mars. I have much evil plans to enact, especially ones that involve demonic aliens from hell tearing loose on a space station thus causing us to send a badass Space Marine with a BFG9000 off to fight.....I Shall call it DOOM. It's completely originalCaligulust said:
*Headdesk*
Ok, i own the moon now, end of story. And sense we all can apparentley own giant balls of gas that everyone uses, i call dibs on the air on earth, im also charging a 5 cent fee a day, start paying up people.
Ok, i own the moon now, end of story. And sense we all can apparentley own giant balls of gas that everyone uses, i call dibs on the air on earth, im also charging a 5 cent fee a day, start paying up people.