Woman Claims to Own the Sun

[gabe12301]

wait..you mean all this time I could have owned the sun?

 

[Grufflenark]

She can have it for all I care. She'll be in court battles for years about it, but everyone who sustains damage on Earth would be more than happy for someone who would have legal responsibility for Large Solar Flares. Therefore, someone to complain to.

Clever.

If she owns murder she can get put in prison for infinity because of her mass murdering. (The sun kills alot of people thats stuck in deserts or something, and no I mean sand deserts, not the delicious ones.)

wait... WE CAN SUE HER FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS SKIN CANCER!
that'll get our money back!

I just noticed i said "If she owns murder" instead of "sun"

Anyways, I'll say it again, this woman is stupid and if she actually gets to own the sun she will fail, like alot.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

She can have it for all I care. She'll be in court battles for years about it, but everyone who sustains damage on Earth would be more than happy for someone who would have legal responsibility for Large Solar Flares. Therefore, someone to complain to.

Clever.

If she owns murder she can get put in prison for infinity because of her mass murdering. (The sun kills alot of people thats stuck in deserts or something, and no I mean sand deserts, not the delicious ones.)

wait... WE CAN SUE HER FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS SKIN CANCER!
that'll get our money back!

I just noticed i said "If she owns murder" instead of "sun"

Anyways, I'll say it again, this woman is stupid and if she actually gets to own the sun she will fail, like alot.

does this mean we can sue her for droughts?
Heat exhaustion? The entire country of Africa sueing her for desert problems they got, California sueing her for all their brush fires due in summer?

 

[Mr Fangbang]

If she comes to my door demanding payment i will beat her to death with my trusty pool cue

 

[Hawkseraph]

Lol. Just... WHY? Imma going to sue her. now.
Wheres my lawyer's phone number?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Now thats just silly.

 

[Acting like a FOOL]

welcome to the future folks. It's funny now, but in a good century or two GOOGLE's going to own the sun and will be willing to bill any person who uses the light of day to actually SEARCH for stuff.

 

[jamradar]

How exactly is she planning to charge people for using the sun?

 

[Mr Maliwop]

I now own the astroid that will destroy the earth.

BEHOLD MY ARMAGEDDON

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Sarah Palin in desguise

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Some mental hospital is missing a patient. What kind of person do you have to be to pull shit like this?

Actually it's quite a smooth move and you're only saying that cause you know that ownership of anything like that will mean that you'll have to pay no matter what

She can do it legally the law is quite clear as stupid as it may sound

still, she can't possibly collect all of the debt.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

Im going to use my solar powered lazer rifle to shoot her

 

[ServebotFrank]

What does she mean by using the sun? We're all going to be broke then but she can't actually own the sun that makes no sense.

 

[DiMono]

I think my current goal is to use the sun, advertise it as widely as possible, and challenge her to collect. Then I'll make her bankrupt herself trying to collect the money from me, which she'll fail at, and hopefully that will be the end of that.

Then I'll countersue her for ownership of the sun for having wasted my time. And that's how I'll save Christmas.

 

[Axzarious]

She can have it for all I care. She'll be in court battles for years about it, but everyone who sustains damage on Earth would be more than happy for someone who would have legal responsibility for Large Solar Flares. Therefore, someone to complain to.

I don't think she thought of that. We could sue her for sunburn becuase she failed in her obligation to inform us that it it might burn us... Or give us cancer.... If people can sue for being morons because said company failed to provide adequate lableing on the product...

Does that mean she has to lable the sun? This could be very amusing.

 

[General_Potatoes]

How do you even own the sun? She now has to take care of it when it dies out. Oh wait, we'll all be dead when it turns into a red giant.