Worlds Worst Excuses

[The Rockerfly]

"I swear I didn't know she was 3"

Cookie for the first to get the reference

 

[sentrosi]

"God told me to"

 

[Deleted]

"she said she was 18"
"The voices in my head"
"GTA IV made me do it!"

Heard em all folks.

I have a cat to blame for my antics as well. Stupid cat made me get zapped into my computer and now I have black spiky hair and a red suit.

 

[Woodsey]

"Err.. I swear that's never happened before..!"

 

[RavingPenguin]

"I cant, I had a hernia"

used by an aquaintance of my father. He continues to use it to this day 20 years later.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"God told me to"

You just won the Internet.

"He started it." (when accused is accusing an innocent)

 

[lewism247]

"I was dead at the time" and "I though he was a zombie"
The second one was used as an excuse for an actor punching a cameraman!Don't believe me, type in Zombieland in wikipedia and read production.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

All the good ones have been taken, so I'll just post a clip filled with some of my favorite ones.

 

[Jedamethis]

See this...this..raccoon, it came in and...

See I was playing Halo 3...


1 reference=1 cookie

 

[MikeOfThunder]

"Why are you late for school?"
"Tram was late."
"You don't use the tram though!"
"Yeah... i know... but the tram WAS late."
"What? ...Oh just sit down."

I used this when i was in High School. It was quite fun.

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

But they have WMD's!

 

[feather240]

"Why are you late for school?"
"Tram was late."
"You don't use the tram though!"
"Yeah... i know... but the tram WAS late."
"What? ...Oh just sit down."

I used this when i was in High School. It was quite fun.

Perfect, when ever the bus is late for school you can go do something else until it gets there.
You sir deserve a cookie!

 

[Lynx]

"I was doing God's will."

or

"See, there's this girl..."

 

[doomngloom]

"You had to be there"

 

[ljd184]

" what is that " works every time

 

[Lord Thodin]

"I cant help it, it was bound to happen anyway."

My little sister used that when she spilt Kool-Aid all over my first, and only PS1.......

 

[Leonhardt93]

"I was dead at the time!" "I was on the moon with Steve!"

67 cookies for reference

also, (I actually heard a kid say this) "I thought condoms were an accessory"

 

[teutonicman]

My dog at it.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Also: "It was an accident."
It is never an accident.

Hey its ALWAYS an accident when i do it NOT on purpose. I didnt purposely step on my friends copy of CoD4. It was an accident

 

[Lord Thodin]

"I got explosive diarrhea!"

hahaha i use that one alot actually lol

I used that one about 4 times on my Math teacher when i skipped out on a few exams. I didnt wanna take them, and he wasnt willing to check the bathroom to see if i was lying.