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Everything on CN except: Anything by Man of Action, with Batman, Adventure Time, Chowder (cancelled or finsihed I believe), and by the FlapJack crew (they are talented people, really.) The 6Teen Canadian crew and a few others that might have slipped my mind.

On another note, the best Cartoon/Anime I've seen so far this decade is: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.
 

bobert17

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Family Guy. It's poorly written, weak in humour and adored by young-teens who prefer its crudity and irrelevance over subtle and intelligent humour.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
 

Harry Mason

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Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.

Not a cartoon you say? THEN WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON CARTOON NETWORK?
 

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Not "exactly" a cartoon but Rasta Mouse is a personal hate. My youngest sings the theme tune and it makes my ears bleed.

Judge for yourselves people.

So there's a cartoon mouse who thinks Haile Selassie is God?
 

Terminate421

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Johnny Test is currently with out doubt the worst thing I have ever seen. Fanboy and chum chum breath spunk as well. These shows degrade everything there is to the world. TUFF Puppy has proven that the animator for Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom doesn't ever want to stop making shitty jokes and inconsistancies. Also, I hate the animation style now.

Planet Gum ball and some of the other stuff CN has is terrible. They took a step in the right direction to allow Thundercats back. Esspecially in such a badass looking way.
Next step is Toonami.

Also I do like Regular Show.
 

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FirstToStrike said:
Johnny Test. Just hearing the god damn intro song makes me want to throw a baby down a flight of stairs.
THIS.
THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
Ugh, and most of what's on Cartoon Network.
You know what the concept was? A kid's super genius sisters test shit on him.

THEY NEVER DO THAT EVER. He steals their inventions. Thats it.
 

Sinclair Solutions

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Technicolor said:
Almost every Flash animated TV show is absolute shit in my opinion, Johnny Test comes to my mind immediately.
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law was made with Flash, and it was really good. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you meant.
 

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I have two actually, both from Cartoon Network.

Sidekicks and Almost Naked Animals.

Both are completely stupid and insipid.

EDIT: "Almost", not "Nearly".

P.S. I love Adventure Time.
I'm with you on these... though my friends' kids watch them, thus, I do, thus... I think I've developed some stockholm syndrome for them. but they're pretty bad. Oh, and for the longest time, the intro for Almost Naked Animals sounded like they were saying (a male body part) instead of "your pants wont be missed). go listen to it... it can't be unheard!

ps... I love Adventure Time too!!! if for no other reason then it has Bender in it!
 

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Ok, here we go :

-The Dating Guy (30 minutes of unfunny sex jokes)
-American Dad (Everything Seth Macfarlane does sucks except for Family Guy)
-Son of Butcher (Unfunny, badly animated, cheap and embarassing)
-Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World (This show has one joke and the entire show turns around that joke "Hey, what if we make a show about an entire gay planet")
-Johnny Test (lazy animation and it just sucks)
-Bromwell High (Don't get me started on this fucking piece of shit)

Pretty much Canadian cartoons they are horrible.

Damn, i really wish that Teletoon would put some good cartoons with a good story and good characters like before. Unfortunately, it doesn't happen anymore the only way i have to see a good cartoon is to watch Anime which i am not a fan of.
 

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Sinclair Solutions said:
Technicolor said:
Almost every Flash animated TV show is absolute shit in my opinion, Johnny Test comes to my mind immediately.
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law was made with Flash, and it was really good. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you meant.
I would give exception to any flash cartoon made by Williams Street Productions, as they aren't lazy as shit when it comes to flash.
 

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My Little Pony. If you didn't want anyone to say it, you shouldn't have made the thread. It's my honest opinion and I'm sticking to it.
 

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I can't say with much certainty as I don't watch much television anymore. And rather than "cartoons" being bad, I feel that live-action series aimed at children are bad. They teach kids about the values of shallow materialism and playground prejudices and entitlement and stupid teenage drama. They'll produce enough of that naturally that I don't feel we should reinforce it. And while the shows themselves feature 14 year-old characters played by 20 year-old actors, the only people who watch these shows are pre-teens. So not only are children adopting stupid high-schooler traits, they're adopting them years sooner than they should.

I can't tell you how many times my 8 year-old niece has rolled her eyes at me and said things that I'm pretty sure she learned from Miranda Cosgrove or whoever because I did something she considered weird like put hot-sauce on my scrambled eggs. She should be annoying me by singing the Sponge-bob theme song over and over again, not treating me like an uncool dad because I decided to wear my Batman shirt that day.

A series like Max and Ruby isn't meant to be entertaining really, more meant to teach 2 year-olds things like "play nice with your little brother" and "what color the sky is" and "don't track mud into the house" if even that. It's dialogue recorded so that kids can learn to speak. It's moving colors and sounds that are meant to babysit toddlers while their parents slip off for a quickie. And nobody over 4 actually watches it because that's not the audience it's aimed at.

As for being nostaliga-blinded, I'm not so thick that I will claim that The Amazing World of Gumball is inferior to Johnny Bravo or that Catdog is far more intelligent than Camp Lazlo. Do you know why? Because I realize that they're equally stupid. I look at Rugrats fondly because it gives me a sense of warm, naive familiarity. I look at a modern cartoon and feel contempt because I'm too old to appreciate it and I don't have the benefit of nostalgia to make me like it. So for me to say that the original Transformers cartoon is better than the new cartoony anime thing is stupid. (Especially since the original Transformers cartoon, in all seriousness, was about as entertaining as a six year old playing with his Transformers toys and trying to squeeze out a comprehensive narrative.(Which is fitting since it was meant solely to push toys.))

The gentleman above me currently is mentioning Family Guy as the worst animated show on television, and that's something I'd like to approach too. Family Guy has definitely gotten a little too big for it's britches these days and Seth MacFarlane has gotten a serious god-complex from its success. And you can definitely see him abusing his running jokes and spewing liberal vomit every chance he can, trying desperately to use his popularity to preach to us.

It's become cool to hate the show. Maybe it's because this is the pretentious, indie age where graphic novels like Scott Pilgrim can be declared brilliant because it was published by someone other than Marvel or DC and only about a 100 people read it before the movie came out, or maybe it's because it genuinely has declined in quality.

Family Guy has always been crude, and that crudeness was charming at it's beginning and I still like it. It's not nearly as intelligently crude as South Park, but it's still fun and I like it. The characters have changed a lot since its early days too. I'm sure we're all familiar with that picture that diagrams the changes in the characters since 2001 and 2009 where Brian started off as "The Voice Of Reason" but became "Liberal Douche" and Meg was "Normal Teenage Girl" but is now "Punching Bag" and Stewie was "Mad Genius" but is now "Future Homosexual." All of those are true. But again, to be honest, I still like that. It's not just another animated sitcom anymore, it's a bunch of jack-asses that vaguely resemble a family and that's funny to me. No, they don't have much of those "good ole' fashioned values on which we used to rely" and has since started to resemble that "violence and movies and sex on TV" that they demonize in the theme song, but it's still funny.

It's evolved (or devolved, if you prefer) into something quite different, but still entertaining. No, it's not the funniest thing on television anymore. Hell, even American Dad, that show everyone used to hate, has become funnier, but it's not Dane Cook/Jeff Dunham/Carlos Mencia-unfunny yet. It's more on the level of the Simpsons (which is appropriate since it has been often stated that the two shows are very, very, VERY similar). Just because a LOT of douche-bags find it funny, doesn't mean we should abandon it.

Now, I DO want to address MacFarlane's pretentiousness. I assume everyone saw that one episode where he talks to himself for the entirety of it. If not, let me summarize: Brian and Stewie get sealed in a safe at the bank for two days with nothing to keep them entertained but each other and the stuff in Brian's safe box. The entire point of the episode is delving deeper into Brian as a character. While it was interesting, it doesn't really fit with a screw-ball pop-culture-referencing sitcom. It feels more like something that would make for a really cool fan-fic like The Protomen or The Megas write. It's cool to make a uncomplicated character complicated, but since the series is about people being jack-asses to each other and crude, violent, fart jokes, it doesn't fit. The preaching in the Christmas episode was fine, but it's Christmas so you're allowed to be serious, and it's the same preaching every other Christmas special does so that's fine.

Family Circus sucks because it tries to push Christian values on people who just want silly jokes. Family Guy is starting to do the same thing with MacFarlane's political point of view. And while I agree with him on a lot of things, it doesn't quite fit with the toilet humor and movie/television parodies that are the main attraction. South Park pulls it off because South Park is satire and while there is no shortage of morals that can be gleaned from the show, it never starts taking itself too seriously and is content with being a political cartoon about social issues with poop jokes. "Hey, let's do an episode about High School Musical where a kid who's really good at drama and singing wants to play basketball but is put down by his disapproving father. And then then kids can dress up as yuppie teenagers, sing a really gay song, and look like a bunch of jack-hats."
 

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American Dad
Bob's Burgers
Johnny Test
Chowder
Johnny Bravo
The Cleveland Show
Dora the Explorer
Diego (whatever Dora's spinoff is)
 

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Harry Mason said:
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.

Not a cartoon you say? THEN WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON CARTOON NETWORK?
I think this goes for "WORST SHOW ON FREAKING TELEVISION... EVER..."
 

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Um, yes they are. Williams Street is the laziest bunch of dickwads ever when it comes to animation. It just so happens that they're really fucking funny too, so they can get away with cutting and pasting pictures of Nathan Explosion or Master Shake or Early Kyler onto different backgrounds because you don't really watch the shows, you listen to the characters bicker. The pictures are just there so they don't have to have some guy narrating when one character sets another on fire or whatever.
 

Shadowseraph

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Adult Swim has really latched onto these live action shows for some reason. And while some of them are funny like Children's Hospital or that one that's a parody of CSI or Eagleheart or whatever it is, shows like Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job are about as worthwhile as the Andy Milonakis Show.
 

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Johnny Test. It is just... AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, I am in physical pain just thinking about it. (Not a lot of pain, just some chest tightening and rising bile, but still.) I also dislike Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, American Dad, and King of the Hill, but I haven't managed to watch an entire episode of any of them, so maybe I would enjoy them if I gave them a chance.

And I liked some of Family Guy, but it was too tiring to wade through all the crap just to find the few humorous gems.
 

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My vote goes to the newest season of Pokemon. Yes, it is in fact STILL going on. This season, going with Black/White, they decided to make Ash even younger than he was in the first season. His new 'companions' are more insufferable, and he's just as brain-dead as ever.
 
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Soviet Heavy said:
Ziadaine said:
So. Many. Shows.

Kid's shows were alot better back in the early 90's, grew up on DBZ, BeyBlades, Digimon, Thomas The Tank Engine, Sam and Max. (I did anyway.)

Now its all this educational crap like Dora The Explorer and shit.
Can't say I enjoyed Beyblade. It was just a bit too stupid for me. Underground dreidel competitions with monsters?

But the rest of those, definitely. I loved the Sam and Max cartoon. And Thomas was great. Oh how I hate what it has become though. Remember how Thomas used to be extensive model trains that looked really impressive? This is what modern thomas looks like.

It is truly horrific.
You mind telling me what the fuck happend to all the characters accents?