Worst Film EVAR!

[omega 616]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

*Ahem* you have been proven wrong my good sir! this is fact!!

Spoiler

Yeah, the shark worked out how much speed it would need to launch it'self the exact right height to take down a plane.

It also worked out how far down it would have to swim to gain such a speed.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Anything the guys that directed Date Movie, Vampires Suck, Disaster Movie etc. have scarred pop culture forever. If aliens were to come here see one of those terrible things, we would be destroyed promptly following the end.

 

[DragonChi]

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

You mean Batman and Ro..BLAM!!**assassinated by sharpshooter**

 

[Danik93]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

*Ahem* you have been proven wrong my good sir! this is fact!!

Spoiler

Yeah, the shark worked out how much speed it would need to launch it'self the exact right height to take down a plane.

It also worked out how far down it would have to swim to gain such a speed.

Didn't you know that Megasharks have a masters degree in math? I thought everyone knew that!

 

[PunkZERO]

OMG, i had to sit through "***** Slap" recently.....GOD was that movie AWFUL. Compared to that piece of celluloid-manifested crap eveb "MegaShark vs Giant Octopus" is worthy of an Academy Award.

 

[ethaninja]

If anybody has heard of Zyzyx Rd, that was the lowest budgeted movie with a total earning of USD $30

 

[omega 616]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

*Ahem* you have been proven wrong my good sir! this is fact!!

Spoiler

Yeah, the shark worked out how much speed it would need to launch it'self the exact right height to take down a plane.

It also worked out how far down it would have to swim to gain such a speed.

Didn't you know that Megasharks have a masters degree in math? I thought everyone knew that!

Learn something new everyday, I bet thats how they worked out how to make steriods underwater 'cos no shit can grow that big by it'self!

 

[Amulus565]

All three of the new star wars movies, they all suck and george lucas is an asshole

 

[Bobic]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

I could take your post and with no editing whatsoever place it in a thread titled best film EVAR!

 

[Dead_Man]

twilight hands down........with micheal bays transformers a close second

 

[carpathic]

High Art.

A film about women who choose alternative lifestyles, with a lot of "action" and nudity and the movie was still awful.

They took all the fun out of everything and just wrote a boring movie that does nothing and goes nowhere.

 

[Fridge]

Most movies that are really bad are so bad that they retain some level of enjoyment. I like to call this the Ed Wood effect.

The movies that I truly hate are the ones that are just boring and pointless, but people seem to love them for some reason. These films include, but are not limited to, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather Trilogy, Scarface and many others.

These are movies that are just not that great, but for some reason people love them. People look at me funny when I talk about not liking them, like I just told them I enjoy kicking puppies. Through having to defend my position so many times, I have come to truly hate movies like this.

...and anything Michael Bay has ever done.

So by that small list it seems that you don't like films that are dialog heavy? Although I've not seen Scarface yet so can't comment on it.

As for Michael Bay films... their just meh.

 

[CoL0sS]

I would make a terrible movie critic, cause I somehow manage to enjoy even the crappiest movies.
That being said, even I was pretty bored by parodies like Meet the Spartans or Vampires suck. Also I didn't exactly get Reign of Assassins, but maybe because of poor captioning.

 

[redisforever]

Oh god, the Doom movie was shit. Totaly awful. I left 40 minutes in, and that's the only time I have ever done that. Well, I almost did that when I watched Where the Wild Things Are. God that was shit.

 

[xchurchx]

Where the Wild Things Are. God that was shit.

Yeah the only reason i didn't leave is coz mah college was paying for it

 

[Blanks]

Probably Burn After Reading ...god

Seriously? The Room? That movie is fucking hilarious

 

[Nabirius]

Idle Hands, terrible movie, but so awesome in its horridness. The moral of the story seems to be "if you become a serial killer you will get to bang Jessica Alba".

On the other hand Jessica Alba.

 

[vanthebaron]

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

You mean Batman and Ro..BLAM!!**assassinated by sharpshooter**

yes that one *puts away sniper rifle*

 

[JacobPlackett]

Scott Pilgrim.

I hate it with a passion.

 

[interspark]

i once found out, to my horror, that a film had been made about the character Buzz Lightyear, as in, the space ranger. i watched it for about 3 seconds and was just repulsed, why would they gang up on and beat the crap out of their favourite movies like this?!?!?!?!