Worst game names Ever

[farq1414]

strong bad cool game for attractive people

one of the longest video game names ever i will try and find more

edit: i found another one
Tohoku Daigaku Mirai-Kagaku-Gijutsu-Kyodo-Kenkyu-Center Kawashima Ryuta Kyoju Kanshu: Motto Nou wo Kitaeru Otona no DS Training

 

[letsstart2day]

Zombies Ate My Neighbors. Awesome, but weird. ha.

 

[letsstart2day]

VVVVVV

Thats it. Ha. It involves the mechanics/gameplay as to the reasoning for the title.

 

[martianman]

all of these
http://www.gamerevolution.com/features/worst_game_names

Techno Mancer is actually a pretty cool name.

 

[Mr. Fancy Pants]

dissidia 012 duodecim final fantasy

I have to putt 100% of my vote into this. By the way, it's the second game in the series which is supposedly a prequel to the first one. How the number 12 factors into that is completely beyond me.

The number 12 refers to the 12th cycle in the war of the gods. The first dissidia was the 13th cycle. Duodecim is the prequel, hence the 12th cycle.

The word "Dissida" roughly translates to "conflict" in latin, so Dissida Duodecim means "The 12th conflict". Perfectly apt if you ask me.

P.S: The "012" isn't pronounced in the name, I have no idea why they put it there but the name is just "Dissidia Duodecim"

My vote goes to "Call of Duty: Black ops". I'm pretty sure they have absolutely no idea what "black ops" means.

 

[MercurySteam]

I still think Demon's Souls sounds weird.

 

[zombieeater6000]

ET
naughty bear which despite bad sales the devs are making a second one

 

[thiosk]

Don't shit your pants [http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants]

Oh. WORST game name.

Sorry, that one is the BEST.

 

[Anjel]

Diablo.

Despite being a huge fan of the franchise, when I first heard the name I was probably about 12 or 13 and all I could think about was motorbikes.

 

[SpireOfFire]

call of duty 4: modern warfare 2

or

final fantasy 10 2

in terms of titles, its just stupid to sequalize a sequel (of a sequel).

 

[moretimethansense]

WET. Every time i say it's my favourite game, i get funny looks.

That may be because it's not a very good game /trollface

OT: Thi4f, 'nuff said.

Though tyhere is a porn game called "Suck My Dick or Die"... at least it's to the point.

 

[Flaming Narwhal]

Beyond Good & Evil. I'm convinced that this game didn't get the attention it deserved because it has the blandest, most easily ignorable and laziest name that anyone could have come up with. Makes it sound like shovelware.

I agree whole-heartedly.

 

[scorptatious]

Action 52. They might as well have called it Space Shooter 52.

Wait,let me guess,nobody knows what I'm talking about.

He's gonna take you back to the past...

 

[deserteagleeye]

Separation anxiety, How am I supposed to know that's a spiderman game? XIII, kinda hard to make a sequel name for that, if you call it XIII-2 it would sound like that FFX-2, Calling it XIV wouldn't make sense, and calling it a whole 'nother name just confuses the public. The Witcher, PFFFFFFTTTTTHAHAHAHA. WTF, a japanese game that's abbreviation stood for something else, I think it's the one where you are a mosquito sucking beautiful women's blood.

 

[wolas3214]

demonSSSSSSSSS soulSSSSSSSSS

I feel like a godamn snake everytime i say it.

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Red Dead Redemption.

Every time I say it, my tongue tries to jump down my throat and murder me so I won't say it again.

Red Dead Reddeadmption...

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

LittleBigPlanet.

Seriously?

 

[icame]

I always thought "Masterblaster" and "Blaster Master" were weird, not only because the names are so similar, yet they are two completely different games by two completely different developers, but also because every time I heard or read it, I'm reminded of a midget riding an armored man with developmental disabilities in a dystopian future settlement run by Tina Turner and a short man with a doll head on a stick.

We need to get beyond thunderdome

 

[icame]

Beyond Good & Evil. I'm convinced that this game didn't get the attention it deserved because it has the blandest, most easily ignorable and laziest name that anyone could have come up with. Makes it sound like shovelware.

It also released in one of the biggest holiday seasons in video game history...

OT: Max Payne.I honestly laughed the first time I saw it on a shelf.

 

[Bouchie Bouch]

E.T. for the Atari
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