worst game names

[Nifty]

Metal Gear Solid.

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

nicktoons unite

-_- not kidding

 

[Sewblon]

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. Just takes to long to type, read and say.

 

[Fightgarr]

Soul Calilbur. Awful name (oh my god its like the Excalibur... for SOULS!!!)

 

[Combined]

I can't believe no one's mentioned "Big Mutha Truckers: Truck 'Em Harder."

That sounds extremely revolting. I'm going to be sick now.

In other news, has anyone mentioned Wild Woody?

 

[Incompl te]

Saints Row.

OH NO! SAINT JOSEPH AND SAINT MARY ARE ARGUING!

enough said.

 

[CZTM]

Alan Wake anybody? O-o

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Skate....it was a great game but honestly ANYONE could come up with a more interesting name than that.

 

[Walrus42]

Revengers of Vengeance

 

[FireBlade_2049]

Work Time Fun (PSP). Go on, guess what the abbreviated title is.

Stalin Vs. Martians (PC). Unimaginative title. But really, what else could it have been called?

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"Resident Evil"

It makes no sense at all.

 

[AceDiamond]

Saints Row.

OH NO! SAINT JOSEPH AND SAINT MARY ARE ARGUING!

enough said.

So your problem with it is that you mispronounced it?

 

[Lyiat]

Dofus

I have recently became found of calling people who waste time on that game the same word, but removing the "o" and adding a "u".

 

[the sighing shoe]

final fantasy
how many can really be final

 

[ichoozupikachu]

Work Time Fun (PSP). Go on, guess what the abbreviated title is.

Stalin Vs. Martians (PC). Unimaginative title. But really, what else could it have been called?

Stalin Vs. Martians actually kind of sounds cool.
I always thought FFX-2 sounded kind of dumb. Saying Final Fantasy ten two just made me feel stupid. This is why there shouldn't be sequels for FF games...

 

[Altorin]

Phantasmagoria

why anyone thought that was a good name, I'll never know

and the sequel is called "A Puzzle of the Flesh" which makes no sense either.

go spoony.

 

[Rolling 20]

Tongue of the Fatman...I remember a PC platformer called that. Also the recently released Infinite Undiscovery. That title is so putridly poor that a piece of the journalist in me died in a bile vomiting, diarrhea spraying death the minute I read it.

- LockedUp

 

[EzraPound]

I don't know, Super Mario? Mega Man? I feel like citing Japanese games is cheating.

- The Castlevania series has pretty dumb names - they're all like quartet of brooding sorrow or something

- Anything with the words 'Ultimate' or 'Destruction'; the prime offender being 'Hulk: Ultimate Destruction'

- Anything that uses a 'k' to replace a 'c' for fucking arbitrary reasons

- Time Crisis: a crisis? with time? sounds like all arcade games

- Panzer Dragoon Orta: sith lag00n corxtra

- Rocket: Robot on Wheels: self-evidentiary

- Final Oxymoron _____

- Dragon Quest illustrated by creative guy who did Dragon Ball

- The Legend of Zelda: Fitzgerald?

- Guilty Gear - guilty inanimate object

- Super Mario: Super Jovica?

- Mega Man: mega d00d

- The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: The Aged Prophecies IV: Hopewell

So yeah, pretty much anything.

 

[shaboinkin]

Carnival Games for Wii

...yah

 

[Maggot666]

I can't believe no one's mentioned "Big Mutha Truckers: Truck 'Em Harder."

I was going to say "I'm surprised no one's mentioned that."

and on the last page too

weird.