worst joke you've ever told
- Thread starter Stephen O'Hagan
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Ringo was the greatest bandito in all of Mexico. One day he and his most trusted friend Pedro decided that it was time tot take it up to the big leagues. The pulled off the bank robbery the West has ever seen and somehow, despite the Sheriff and his many men's efforts, made it out with the swag. But now, Ringo and Pedro were the most wanted men in Mexico. The Sheriff had placed an enormous bounty on their heads. The had escaped Mexico city but were now riding through the desert, with no food or water. Then, all of a sudden, Ringo spotted something green at the top of a distant dune.
"Pedro look! It is the fabled Bacon Tree, it shall save us in our hour of need."
They drew closer to the tree, gazing at the legendary tree, with pink meat hanging from its many branches. But when they got close, bullets began flying out of the tree and all the surrounding shrubbery. Ringo and Pedro panicked and ran for the hills.
"Oh Pedro, it was not the bacon tree. I was Hambush."
/thread
"Pedro look! It is the fabled Bacon Tree, it shall save us in our hour of need."
They drew closer to the tree, gazing at the legendary tree, with pink meat hanging from its many branches. But when they got close, bullets began flying out of the tree and all the surrounding shrubbery. Ringo and Pedro panicked and ran for the hills.
"Oh Pedro, it was not the bacon tree. I was Hambush."
/thread
Someone once asked me for the corniest joke I know:
Q: What's green and goes in one ear and out the other?
A: A caterpillar in a cornfield!
What? He specifically asked me for 'corny'!
Q: What's green and goes in one ear and out the other?
A: A caterpillar in a cornfield!
What? He specifically asked me for 'corny'!
