Worst thing you've ever tasted?

[Stu35]

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I take it sarcasm is wasted on you.

In a text based conversation? Occasionally, yes, same with everybody else.

You see what I said in my post was that it was a shame that people are mature enough to not make the stupid immature (and kinda obvious joke from someone who's ever been a regular at Gamefaqs) that you made. That I lost all faith in humanity because people are mature enough to not jump on that.

I never said that anyone mature (or me) lost faith in humanity over an immature joke. I was simply being sarcastic because you seem to be surprised over the existence of mature forum users.

Now that I have had to explain sarcasm for you I think I can understand why you thought your joke was funny.

And you couldn't tell that my 'surprise' and 'disappointment' weren't in jest. So I refer you to my above point about text based conversation.

I could believe that this was true if you hadn't actually defended your immature humour to others who also who think it immature, but I'm sure a sentence like "Sheesh, why can't you just take a joke" is harder to write than several posts defending yourself. Also my post said this:

Yeah, it's sad to see how a forum consist of mature adults who don't leap on chances to make bad jokes. That truly made me lose all faith in humanity.

Saying that it's sad that there is existence of maturity on this site and that this existence of maturity made me lose faith in humanity... If you seriously can't catch sarcasm in something like this then yeah, I stand by more comment. This is as obvious as it can possibly become, while you have defended your joke and your immaturity. Should we make the audience take a vote on which one is the more obvious?

*sighs*...

I find it ironic that in a conversation in which I've made a 'your mum' joke, you're still the one who needs to maybe grow up a bit and chill out.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

I read that and wretched... just... urgh...

Just out of curiosity, were you retching about the taste of vagina, or about the thought of chugging a pint glass of chicken fat?

To answer the question, probably semen, really nasty taste in the back of your mouth it leaves.
Tastes like shame xD

Weird, to me semen tastes like liquid happiness... though I guess it's not exactly everyone's cup of tea, for obvious reasons.

 

[Yopaz]

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I take it sarcasm is wasted on you.

In a text based conversation? Occasionally, yes, same with everybody else.

You see what I said in my post was that it was a shame that people are mature enough to not make the stupid immature (and kinda obvious joke from someone who's ever been a regular at Gamefaqs) that you made. That I lost all faith in humanity because people are mature enough to not jump on that.

I never said that anyone mature (or me) lost faith in humanity over an immature joke. I was simply being sarcastic because you seem to be surprised over the existence of mature forum users.

Now that I have had to explain sarcasm for you I think I can understand why you thought your joke was funny.

And you couldn't tell that my 'surprise' and 'disappointment' weren't in jest. So I refer you to my above point about text based conversation.

I could believe that this was true if you hadn't actually defended your immature humour to others who also who think it immature, but I'm sure a sentence like "Sheesh, why can't you just take a joke" is harder to write than several posts defending yourself. Also my post said this:

Yeah, it's sad to see how a forum consist of mature adults who don't leap on chances to make bad jokes. That truly made me lose all faith in humanity.

Saying that it's sad that there is existence of maturity on this site and that this existence of maturity made me lose faith in humanity... If you seriously can't catch sarcasm in something like this then yeah, I stand by more comment. This is as obvious as it can possibly become, while you have defended your joke and your immaturity. Should we make the audience take a vote on which one is the more obvious?

*sighs*...

I find it ironic that in a conversation in which I've made a 'your mum' joke, you're still the one who needs to maybe grow up a bit and chill out.

Oh, so you're taking that angle now. You know you don't have any real answer so you decide that the best thing you can do is pretend to be cool and mature. There's little maturity to fetch after you defend a "your mom" joke, but sure, we can leave it at this. Enjoy the rest of your day.

 

[everythingbeeps]

I once got a meatball sub at a local sub shop, and I took one bite and nearly threw up. It tasted nothing like meatball.

A coworker took a bite, and said it tasted like veal. I'd never had veal, but if that's what it tastes like, I never will either.

 

[Theminimanx]

Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

I will counter that by seriously saying sperm tastes yucky.
The things I do for love...


Anyway, my sister got me to try Rollmops. I think I spat it out and nearly threw up x_x
Apart from that I don't think I've any disgusting food.

You mean pickled herring? I love that stuff!
OT: One time I tried eating zucchini, thinking it was cucumber. I haven't touched the stuff since.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Whiskey. It tastes like ass. Actually, I?d rather taste ass than whiskey again, because it scorched my fucking throat. My friend told me that most alcohol tastes bad, but it?ll get you good and drunk, so to that I ask?why? Why would you put yourself through that kind of suffering just so you can feel giddy for however long it is, do some unadvisable things, and then wake up in the morning feeling like you?ve been skullfucked by Jason Statham?

Coleslaw. The worst thing about it is just how goddamn chewy it is, so the remains of the sludgy vegetable mix stays in your throat for a while. I don't know how on earth some people can actually stomach that tripe. My mum sometimes puts it in her fucking burger! What a way to ruin good food.

sperm tastes yucky.

I've tasted my own sperm before, out of (morbid) curiosity. It didn't really taste of anything much, or I couldn't pin down the flavour.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

Sperm tastes horrible and it's almost impossible to wash off without effort.

 

[Johnmw]

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

Your not alone, I once thought I'd found a bowl full of maple syrup.... Turned out is was duck fat...
yum.

 

[KingHodor]

Venlafaxine (i.e. the active compound in the antidepressant, Effexor). Only substance to ever give me dry heaves.


The manufacturer probably isn't too concerned about that though, since it means more people will switch to the much more expensive extended release capsules.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Defeat.

It's such a bitter thing to swallow.

 

[The White Hunter]

Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

I read that and wretched... just... urgh...

Just out of curiosity, were you retching about the taste of vagina, or about the thought of chugging a pint glass of chicken fat?

To answer the question, probably semen, really nasty taste in the back of your mouth it leaves.
Tastes like shame xD

Weird, to me semen tastes like liquid happiness... though I guess it's not exactly everyone's cup of tea, for obvious reasons.

The chicken fat, though vagina isn't a particular delicacy.

I should be more specific, I hate the taste semen leaves in the back of your mouth, the intiall taste is like liquid ecstacy =]

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Either oyster oil, baker's chocolate, or this horrible black medicine my Mom got us years go. I can't decide which tasted worse.

 

[Nuuu]

Ipecac, made me sick.

In all seriousness, some kind of cherry medicine, made my breath horrible and i hated it, i think it was after i got my tonsils out.

You never said it had to be food.

 

[Matt King]

durian fruit
smells horrid like buring rotten garbage and tastes like raw onion ice cream

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE EAT THIS WILLINGLY

runners up would be vegimite and cat food (dont ask)

doesn't it taste differently for each person?
my friend said it tasted like strawberrys

 

[Ashadowpie]

the worst thing i've ever eaten was 6 year old aged cheddar, it literally tasted like bile, the awful after taste of when you threw up, frantically trying to rinse mouthwash to make it go away. who the hell thinks this cheese is edible?

 

[The White Hunter]

Vagina.

No, that's a joke. I've never sampled one of those.

Being serious, the worst thing I've ever tasted was, and I'm still not sure why I did this to begin with, a full pint glass of luke-warm chicken fat.

I read that and wretched... just... urgh...

Just out of curiosity, were you retching about the taste of vagina, or about the thought of chugging a pint glass of chicken fat?

To answer the question, probably semen, really nasty taste in the back of your mouth it leaves.
Tastes like shame xD

Weird, to me semen tastes like liquid happiness... though I guess it's not exactly everyone's cup of tea, for obvious reasons.

Curiously there do seem to be alot of people here discussing the taste of semen xD

I love when forums get dragged down by this kind of discussion =]

 

[GamerAddict7796]

Probably Mayonnaise.

How people can voluntarily put that on foods is beyond me. When I go to a shop for lunch like Boots I have to have pasta too avoid mayonnaise.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I should be more specific, I hate the taste semen leaves in the back of your mouth, the intiall taste is like liquid ecstacy =]

I'm not as fond of the after-taste, but I still like it just fine... I just realised I'm discussing the taste of spunk with strangers on the internet. This is fucking surreal.

 

[PlatinumRenegade]

I can't really think of anything that I've eaten that I didn't like.

 

[The White Hunter]

I should be more specific, I hate the taste semen leaves in the back of your mouth, the intiall taste is like liquid ecstacy =]

I'm not as fond of the after-taste, but I still like it just fine... I just realised I'm discussing the taste of spunk with strangers on the internet. This is fucking surreal.

Y'know I had that thought to, it is surreal.

I think it tastes good because of the psychological effect of pleasing a partner. To inject some kind of rationale.