I'm gonna say coleslaw. I remember having to eat some back in grade school, and found it deplorable...
Worst thing you've ever tasted?
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My apologies then, the font is too small on my laptop to see clearly without looking very closely.purf said:This is an apostrophe: 'Chairman Miaow said:
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Some monstrosity calling itself "cheese". I remember it looking like a Tartufo or something:
Yes, I should have known.
And that looks like a fairly nice cake. Shame it was cheese.
The worst thing I've ever tasted was a dirty pint consisting of beer, Guinness, cider, Absolut vodka, Jagermeister and Lambrini that was 4 months out of date. It looked, smelt and tasted of vomit.
I had this really grose rum cream stuff the other day. I think it's suppose to be used in cooking but the guy insisted that I keep drinking shots of different flavors. It was like drinking half rum half vannila extract. I don't have a taste for alcohol to begin with.
On a side note, is it weird that I eat salad without dressing. A friend offered me her salad one day, because she had forgotten to put dressing on it. I was hungry so I accepted it. I just started eating it and before I knew it, it was all gone. It wasn't bad, so I've done it accouple times since than.
On a side note, is it weird that I eat salad without dressing. A friend offered me her salad one day, because she had forgotten to put dressing on it. I was hungry so I accepted it. I just started eating it and before I knew it, it was all gone. It wasn't bad, so I've done it accouple times since than.
I have tasted lots of horrible things, and lots of great dishes that taste utterly horrible due to people not knowing how to cook them.
But I'll just go with popular stuff that taste horrible for me, like root beer... I really hope that the one I tasted was horrible and that not all of them are bad, because I grew up with Dexter's Lab, and I can't believe he could like something so awful.
The same goes with butter beer, but to fair, I only tasted the one from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
On the other hand, gravy doesn't have a taste for me, I think I overloaded my taste buds with my country's cousine.
But I'll just go with popular stuff that taste horrible for me, like root beer... I really hope that the one I tasted was horrible and that not all of them are bad, because I grew up with Dexter's Lab, and I can't believe he could like something so awful.
The same goes with butter beer, but to fair, I only tasted the one from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
On the other hand, gravy doesn't have a taste for me, I think I overloaded my taste buds with my country's cousine.
It's a toss up between this really nasty salmon dish I made one time & bleach....
The salmon stuff sounded great in the recipe, but the end product prevented me from eating for about two days it, making me i'll just thinking about it. Hell the stray cats in my backyard wouldn't even eat the stuff.
The bleach burned a bit, but the taste wasn't that bad now that i think about it.
The salmon stuff sounded great in the recipe, but the end product prevented me from eating for about two days it, making me i'll just thinking about it. Hell the stray cats in my backyard wouldn't even eat the stuff.
The bleach burned a bit, but the taste wasn't that bad now that i think about it.
Once upon a time I had my band round for the weekend. I was busy recording the bass track in the music room and I had asked somebody to make me some tea, since they were going to make some food at that point..After I finished recording, I went next door and my friends handed me the cup of tea, I proceeded to drink it while chatting with my band and while I was drinking it they kept trying to hold in their laughs kept exchanging smirks to eachother, I didn't taste anything odd with the tea so I ignored it....As I was about to take the last sip, I looked at the liquid that was about to pass into my lips, all I saw was a gooey red substance....It was ketchup....But I saw it too late to react, it had gone into my mouth, I proceeded to sprint for the nearest door and threw up..Then had a nice sit down for a while after they had apologized
They had squirted ketchup into the bottom of the mug and then poured my water into it, hoping it would mix together and ruin the entire cup, but the ketchup didn't mix at all, it just stayed at the bottom..all...gooey..And awfull...Still makes me gag when I think about it
They had squirted ketchup into the bottom of the mug and then poured my water into it, hoping it would mix together and ruin the entire cup, but the ketchup didn't mix at all, it just stayed at the bottom..all...gooey..And awfull...Still makes me gag when I think about it
Scrambled egg. It made me sick, and it was really hot, too. So it left my mouth burning.
I don't like most kinds of eggs. But I like pancakes, cake, French toast, ect. I just hate them on their own.
I don't like most kinds of eggs. But I like pancakes, cake, French toast, ect. I just hate them on their own.
*Rubs eyes*Kironcho said:My wish of ever going to Korea has now been brutally murderedUse_Imagination_here said:
I.. *did* just see that? The worst part is, a woman in the background didn't care. She just stabbed the limb with her chopsticks, removed it and picked them up...
*Gag*
When I was slummin in Europe back in the 80s I tried this canned fish wile in Germany. It tasted like salty ketchup that had been sitting in low tide.
I tried one morsel thought of the ending to Monty Python's Meaning of Life and never had canned fish again.
I tried one morsel thought of the ending to Monty Python's Meaning of Life and never had canned fish again.
In a text based conversation? Occasionally, yes, same with everybody else.Yopaz said:
And you couldn't tell that my 'surprise' and 'disappointment' were in jest. So I refer you to my above point about text based conversation.
*shrugs* See above.
I'm starting to see why you didn't see the original joke as funny - an inability to understand how a 'lame' joke can be funny given the correct context.
The whole point of a 'your mum' joke, is that it's been done to death by children since the dawn of time. It's immature and childish enough that, given the right question and timing, it's still funny to many, many people.
Clearly, people on this forum, in their desperate bid to be mature, have given up on that side of life (except for the occasional one who wants to watch cartoon ponies, but thats an aside).
Now that I've had to explain the worlds oldest, and simplest joke to you, I can see why you would never find it funny (along, I'm sure, with most other things in life).
When I was a kid I ate some pill I found on the ground. My mom discovered it and told me to spit it out. Rebellious as I am I swallowed it instead.
Turned out it was some allergy pill from one of the kindergarden teachers. Had to drink liquid coal for a couple of days, and apparently I didn't like it very much. Don't remember the taste, but I'm sure it would be in the top of my disgusting stuff list if I did.
Turned out it was some allergy pill from one of the kindergarden teachers. Had to drink liquid coal for a couple of days, and apparently I didn't like it very much. Don't remember the taste, but I'm sure it would be in the top of my disgusting stuff list if I did.
I could believe that this was true if you hadn't actually defended your immature humour to others who also who think it immature, but I'm sure a sentence like "Sheesh, why can't you just take a joke" is harder to write than several posts defending yourself. Also my post said this:Stu35 said:
Saying that it's sad that there is existence of maturity on this site and that this existence of maturity made me lose faith in humanity... If you seriously can't catch sarcasm in something like this then yeah, I stand by more comment. This is as obvious as it can possibly become, while you have defended your joke and your immaturity. Should we make the audience take a vote on which one is the more obvious?