Would you date your avatar?

[JoJo]

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For the premise of this thread, imagine you encounter the person or thing depicted in your avatar. Doesn't matter if they're human or beast, fictional or real. Your avatar wants nothing more than... to go on a date with you! What would you do?

Some ground rules:

1) If you have multiple sentient beings in your avatar, you may choose one in particular or all of them if that sort of thing floats your boat

2) If your avatar is currently Alienfied as is mine, you can choose between the Aliens avatar and your actual avatar (or even both if you so desire)

3) If you have no sentient beings in your avatar, well you're out of luck for this thread, consider yourself #foreveralone.

Spoiler: My response

Would I date a xenomorph? Well, they aren't exactly eye candy but seeing what the one in Alien did to some of it's human victims, I wouldn't want to get on it's bad side so I would probably say yes. I would politely decline any offers to 'come in for coffee' afterwards however, knowing how they reproduce.

So Escapists, would you date your avatar?

 

[The White Hunter]

I would not date the alien, I feel we are not exactly compatible, and intimacy would result in a baby alien bursting out of my chest.

So no.

My usual avatar? Probably not, I'd hate to die down such a free spirit.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Well, my Christmas avatar is an hour-glass so no.
My usual avatar is Amelie though.

While she's very pretty and awesome, I'm not into ladies so I don't think it would work out.

Boo...

 

[Elfgore]

The one on the left is a Yandere (a mild one), the one on the right is a tsundere. I believe I could deal with dating them.

They both also have awesome hair. A must have for me.

 

[Scarim Coral]

While I would say she has a certain charm but no given to the fact she is a talking animal insect hybrid channgling queen (I am NOT that part of the fandom) and that is also including if she shapeshift into a human!

 

[tippy2k2]

Are you freaking kidding me!?!? Look at that guy!!!

Fat. Pasty. Stupid haircut. Stubby legs. It's absolutley pathetic that anyone would...want....

Oh God....that's me!!!!!

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Give her a few more years, then yes, I would.

And no, that's not creepy in the slightest.

Although, that would mean I'd have to put up with a lot of this behind my back:

Spoiler

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Would I, a heterosexual male, date Professor K, the most awesome anti-establishment underground radio dj ever?

Spoiler: Fuck no. I'd...

... skip dating and would move straight on to working the shaft.

 

[Esotera]

Absolutely, we share the same political views and he looks sexy as hell. And he has such conviction in his views, although thinking about it he does look a bit like this guy:

Spoiler: This guy

 

[EeveeElectro]

While Jack is rather lovely, I have had sex with very skinny men in the past and it feels terrible and cold and lacking so I'll pass.

But my normal Harley Quinn avtar? HELL YES~~~~~

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Yes. Realistically speaking, that's never going to happen, though.

 

[FPLOON]

Yes...

And, in my defense, I would be a much better boyfriend to her than the kitchen sink...

I WOULD BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND SHE'S EVER HAD!!! *sniffs* I will always treat her with respect, dog... (for real...)

 

[The Wykydtron]

If I were female, I would love to get conquered by such a manly man of a man *_*

He's not into the whole dating thing though, it would be a one time deal. Such a cruel thing to do to a young maiden's heart... Hypothetically speaking of course.

 

[Silvanus]

I would not date The Monarch, because he can get pretty possessive.

On the other hand, giant floating cocoon secret base...

 

[Catfood220]

Would I date my avatar? No, I'm not desperate enough to date a bag of catfood just yet. Also, I think the sex would just be unpleasant and painful.

 

[lacktheknack]

Date the man that made me cry as a child, who prodded my dreams and made me afraid to open books for a while? The man who still gives me shivers when I see him and reflexively curl into a ball when I have to see him?

...I'm OK, thanks.

 

[ShinyCharizard]

Who wouldn't date a Shiny Charizard? He's like the best Pokemon of all.

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

<------ Look at her, look at her, she's adorable!

Of course I would date Ryuko! We'd eat lemons together, find a more substantial meal whenever she gets anemic, go shopping (seriously, you have like two outfits, it's time to expand your wardrobe) have bombastic fights with each other...*Wistful sigh*

Besides, she knows how to dress for the occasion:

:3

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Alien avatar?

Sure; there might be a problem with French kissing, but I'm sure I can work it out

Neckbeard Taco?

No.

Just no.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

Hhm... Well if I weren't heterosexual I could definitely see myself willing to try dating Siarnaq, he's certainly cool though as to whether it would work out or not is another matter entirely.