Would you date your avatar?
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You don't get to have personal opinions about arguments (and by extension, ideologies); they're either logical or illogical, personal perspective is irrelevant. All you have to say is you don't want to debate it and then stop there.00slash00 said:
OT: Would I date my avatar? I've never even made an avatar, let alone felt the desire to date one. So, no.
Our date begins as I find her out in the street, several blocks from where we agreed to meet, already ears-deep into a fresh victim.
"Oh, honey, I thought we were going out to eat," I say. "You went and filled up like this? That's okay, I'm sorry I mentioned it. I love you. Let's skip the restaurant and go straight to the theater, okay?"
"Bllarrgl," she says, bits of viscera dripping off her chin as she raises her head. When I see the way the streetlights shine off the fresh gore on her face, the way the hole where her nose used to be complements her glazed, rheumy eyes, I fall in love all over again. I know looks aren't everything, but damn my lady is HOT.
"Hnff. Grhuuk. URRAAGGR!" She continues, running toward me, arms outstretched, mouth wide open. She's always so enthusiastic in her affections. I'm still covered with love bites from the other night, but it seems she didn't get enough.
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And so forth. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and.... not do that.
"Oh, honey, I thought we were going out to eat," I say. "You went and filled up like this? That's okay, I'm sorry I mentioned it. I love you. Let's skip the restaurant and go straight to the theater, okay?"
"Bllarrgl," she says, bits of viscera dripping off her chin as she raises her head. When I see the way the streetlights shine off the fresh gore on her face, the way the hole where her nose used to be complements her glazed, rheumy eyes, I fall in love all over again. I know looks aren't everything, but damn my lady is HOT.
"Hnff. Grhuuk. URRAAGGR!" She continues, running toward me, arms outstretched, mouth wide open. She's always so enthusiastic in her affections. I'm still covered with love bites from the other night, but it seems she didn't get enough.
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And so forth. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and.... not do that.
I would use it for phone sex, does that count?
Or I could cut out the middleman and directly have sex with a phone.
Or I could cut out the middleman and directly have sex with a phone.
As she is now? No.
At the age she is at the end of the game? *RAH-RAH! RAH RAH!* :3
I expect we'd at least keep Puffy with Justin and Feena for a little while.
At the age she is at the end of the game? *RAH-RAH! RAH RAH!* :3
I expect we'd at least keep Puffy with Justin and Feena for a little while.
My little bat? I'm not normally into bestiality, but sure, I'd be willing to give it a shot. He's certainly adorable enough.
Now I would say yes, but I will have to go with no...and saying why would be a spoiler.
My usual Icon on everything else is Rex Power Colt from Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, so for him i'd say yes.
My usual Icon on everything else is Rex Power Colt from Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, so for him i'd say yes.
Would I date my avatar (myself)?! Nah. Now, would I have a ONE NIGHT STAND with myself? Yes. Yes I would.
[joking]Dude, way to rag on a mute. Guess the disabled FREAK isn't good enough for you, huh?amaranth_dru said:
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.[/joking]
But may I say: I am a hetero male, but if I was not I would totally go for SSB Link. It's the hair.
As far as my avatar, it is a doll that looks like a green potato. Call me shallow but I don't think I could go for that.