Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

[Jackle_666]

"No God's or Kings, only Man" - Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

Manny Calavera:
This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits.

My scythe... I like to keep it close to where my heart used to be.

And the most ironic line in any video game: "We're out of beta; we're releasing on time"
Words sung... from a character in a Valve game. Need I say more?

 

[ntw3001]

Final Fantasy 7, in Nibelheim with all the cloaked fellows chattering about 'the reunion'. Cloud throws back his head in frustration. 'I don't even know what a reunion is!' He wails. They didn't have reunions when Cloud was growing up.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

"My name is Guybrush Threepwood! Mighty Pirate!"
"....is that a French name?"
"No, its a Fictional one."

Also, another good Guybrush quote

"Ah, the middle finger. The most communicative of all the fingers!"

 

[zidine100]

"I always was considered heartless." legacy of kain defiance.

"super maid Tor~Na~Do" battle moon wars.

as you've probably already guessed im not going with the serious quotes here, they just sound bad out of context or without a whole paragraph of explanation.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Machiavelli: "One day, im going to write a book about you."

Ezio: "Well, if you do, make it short"

From Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

 

[spartan231490]

Pretty much anything that comes out of Mordin's mouth in Mass Effect 2.

"chafing..."

I prefer when Kelly is talking about Moridin myself. "a hamster on coffee!"

 

[Eisenfaust]

basically everything the mentor ever said in dungeon keeper 2...

"your dungeon in on an incline... angry creatures cannot play marbles!"
"the very rock yawns with anticipation of your next, facinating, move..."
"Your nocturnal perserverance has earned you a hidden gaming tip, GO TO BED!"
and, perplexingly
"your dungeon is full of yoghurt!"

 

[cptawesome]

"Anya, it's a worm! It's...A GIANT...WORM!"

-Marcus, from Gears of War 2
It's like everything that might have been serious at that point was just blown away by how dumb he sounds.

 

[Oirish_Martin]

"Oh, do shut up, you beeping little trash compactor" - and anything else out of HK47's vocabulator

 

[Reveras]

Well ...no need to say the game name for what I'm about to type.

"Marine Squad deployed."

"All sinners fear the Emperor's wrath!"
"The Ordo Malleus has sent us to aid you."
"The warriors of the Inquisition are yours to command"

"I have awoken."
"At last, back to war."

"You called us back."
"The wanderers have returned."

"Fully materialized and prepared for war."
"We are called to battle."
"What do you know of war?"

Each group of quotes is from a different unit. Guess em and you get a cookie.

 

[Marsell]

I should have sprung for the health bar enlargement in that email.

 

[Arkvoodle]

"I meant besides vaginas."

 

[Arkley]

Every single line in the first Resident Evil. Especially if it's a line spoken by Barry.

 

[Dr. Win]

"That's probably some kind of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub you face all over it."
GLaDOS - Portal

 

[Outcast107]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Boom Headshot - Various.

 

[Gerrawn]

"A world so full of beauty that beauty goes overlooked."
-Justice, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening

 

[Hazy]

Anything that slivers from this cheeky feline's lips. In a game where bizzare characters run the gamut, this guy steals the show.

 

[luckshotpro]

"A slave obeys, a man chooses!"
-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

 

[Assassin Xaero]

"Wait, how do I get fire tributes again?"
"Please the Fucking gods of metal, man."
"Ok, I'll be back covered in metal god love"
"Oh God!"


"I'm a weiner and you're the bun. So come on over and let's have fun."

And pretty much half of the other things said in Brutal Legend.