Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

[Hazy]

Anything that slivers from this cheeky feline's lips. In a game where bizzare characters run the gamut, this guy steals the show.

 

[luckshotpro]

"A slave obeys, a man chooses!"
-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

 

[Assassin Xaero]

"Wait, how do I get fire tributes again?"
"Please the Fucking gods of metal, man."
"Ok, I'll be back covered in metal god love"
"Oh God!"


"I'm a weiner and you're the bun. So come on over and let's have fun."

And pretty much half of the other things said in Brutal Legend.

 

[Aphex Demon]

"......" Gordon Freeman.

Hahaha

OT: Marcus Fenix - "SOO MUCH BLOOOD >:O"

 

[luckshotpro]

Every single line in the first Resident Evil. Especially if it's a line spoken by Barry.

"That was close, you were almost a Jill sandwich."

 

[Oirish_Martin]

"That's probably some kind of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub you face all over it."
GLaDOS - Portal

"2+2 is 10...IN BASE 4! Haha, I'm fine!" - ibid

 

[OliverTwist72]

"You now speak to, Ormus!"

 

[Zacharine]

Well ...no need to say the game name for what I'm about to type.

"Marine Squad deployed."

Dun dun dun... Tactical marine squad?

"All sinners fear the Emperor's wrath!"
"The Ordo Malleus has sent us to aid you."
"The warriors of the Inquisition are yours to command"

Grey Knights squad.

"I have awoken."
"At last, back to war."

SM Dreadnaught

"You called us back."
"The wanderers have returned."

Eldar Rangers.

"Fully materialized and prepared for war."
"We are called to battle."
"What do you know of war?"

Warp Spiders.

All quotes from Dawn Of War 1.

This is my favourite, from Baldur's Gate:

"Cities always teem with evil and decay... Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!"

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Two by Magus from Chrono Trigger

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."

"The weak only strive to be weaker."

Don't forget: "Do you hear that? That is the sound of the Reaper."

My favorite line is one from Kefka in Final Fantsy VI, though.

"Nothing beats the music of a thousand voices screaming in unison."

 

[OutcastBOS]

We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die.

 

[Doog0AD]

"History is evolution. If something stops moving, it means it's dead" - That sarcastic British guy from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.

 

[theriddlen]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

 

[Outcast107]

...awesome.

 

[Armored Prayer]

"I can smell my own blood... FEAR ME!"

 

[saruman31]

"Swooping is bad" -Alistair, DAO.

And pretty much all the dialogue in it.

 

[kinggamecat]

"All your base are belong to us." From I believe it was called red wing or something
"I am error." from a Legend of Zelda game
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of gum." Duke Nukem
"Would you kindly." Bioshock
"BONK!" TF2
"BOINK!" TF2
"THERE'S SEMEN EVERYWHERE!!!" BIOSHOCK
"I LOVE my Mother!" From House of the Dead: Overkill
"BOOBY LADY!" Blaze Blue
"ALL HAIL THE BOOBY KINGDOM!" Disgaea 2
"I LOVE BOOBIES!" Disgaea 2
"A HORSE WIENER!?" Disgaea
"Dood!" Disgaea series

AND MANY MORE! I MIGHT COME BACK LATER!

 

[socialmenace42]

'War? ...War never changes...': Fallout 3

'What part of France are you from?': Asassins Creed brotherhood

'Hey, do you remember the good old days when you could just slap Omnigel on everything?': Mass Effect 2 - Lair of the shadow broker

 

[F'Angus]

"I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears."

Sheogorath

 

[Nagisa94]

Well ...no need to say the game name for what I'm about to type.

"Marine Squad deployed."

"All sinners fear the Emperor's wrath!"
"The Ordo Malleus has sent us to aid you."
"The warriors of the Inquisition are yours to command"

"I have awoken."
"At last, back to war."

"You called us back."
"The wanderers have returned."

"Fully materialized and prepared for war."
"We are called to battle."
"What do you know of war?"

Each group of quotes is from a different unit. Guess em and you get a cookie.

Tactical Marine Squad

Grey Knights

Avatar of Khaine

Rangers

uhh... Guardians?

OT: "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
"I have many things, many things, TOO MANY things."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
"Would you kindly feed me that nine iron." May be paraphrasing.

 

[bulldogftw]

"......" Gordon Freeman.

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