Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

[xalex_massacrex]

Mass Effect 2 - "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!" & "Hey everyone! this store discriminates against the poor!"

 

[TheGroovyMule]

Half Life 2- "Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman"

Would have completely forgotten if not for my faithful lackeys

Amnesia: The Dark Descent "Paint the man, cut the lines! Paint the man, cut the lines!"

Twisted

 

[Discon]

"You see? There is always something sinister going on in these small, closed communities. I hope it involves ropes, and I hope I get to join."

 

[WOPR]

"How are you still talking? I cut your head off!"

"Jack is ramming himself against Kojack! Wait... Jack is ramming himself against himself... we are watching the most violent mas***bation ever! ...heh this is nothing"

"MY SPLEEN!"

"Professionals have standards, be polite, be efficient, and have a plan, to kill everyone you meet"

"He could be in this very room! he could be you, he could be me, he could even be- *boom*"

**Giant ugly alien screeches**
"H*ll, I'd still hit it!"

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Well ...no need to say the game name for what I'm about to type.

"Marine Squad deployed."

"All sinners fear the Emperor's wrath!"
"The Ordo Malleus has sent us to aid you."
"The warriors of the Inquisition are yours to command"

"I have awoken."
"At last, back to war."

"You called us back."
"The wanderers have returned."

"Fully materialized and prepared for war."
"We are called to battle."
"What do you know of war?"

Each group of quotes is from a different unit. Guess em and you get a cookie.

Space Marine Tactical squad

Grey Knights

Avatar of Khaine

Rangers

Warp Spiders(?)

My own favs:

"Phew, nothing like a brush with death to not make you....like death very much...."

"It is better to die for the Emperor then live for yourself"

"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

"Lets put a bullet in his head and be done with it!"

"This guy really bugs me!"

"Thats it we're moving to Jersy"

(Those last 3 are spoken in a really strong Brooklyn accent)

 

[Trucken]

"Russell destroy! DEEEESTROOOY!!"
"Smash you! SMASH YOU!!" - Both by Russell in Bully

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

Two by Magus from Chrono Trigger

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."

"The weak only strive to be weaker."

Don't forget: "Do you hear that? That is the sound of the Reaper."

My favorite line is one from Kefka in Final Fantsy VI, though.

"Nothing beats the music of a thousand voices screaming in unison."

I love Kefka but Chrono Trigger just has a special place in my heart every character from Crono to Magus to Frog to everyone else are so meaningful I feel. But FFVI is my second favourite game and Kefka is great, just waiting for a DS or PSP remake of it now, I know I'll be waiting long.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"I am the overlord... ...tank"
-Overlord Tank, C'n'C: Generals

 

[Jesus Phish]

"Hey Niko!!! It your cuzen!!!"

 

[Meltyman]

"please don't kill me..... but i guess you have to...."

 

[LoorTheDarkElf]

PORTAL:

"You will be baked, and then there will be cake."

"WEeeeeeeEeeeeeeeee!"

"These intrademensional portals have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly into the operational end of the device. Do not submurge the device in water, even partically. Under no circumstances should you ever--BBZZT!-crackles, sparks-"

DRAGON AGE:

"So you're not just a bastard, you're a royal bastard?" (I know no one actually said it, but it was one of your dialog options and it made me happy.)

PSYCHONAUTS:

"And-and then you make their heads explode?"
"No! ... can you do that?"
"Not really... well, actually, there was a few times. Now I wear this special hat to make sure I don't have any more accidents... wanna try it on?"
"No, No! That's fine."

"GOGGELORE!!"

"So if I'm not mistaken you are not my employer so would you kindly step away from my elevator and die."

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious. It's filled with what the world wants. What the world deserves."

THE JAK GAMES:

"Stay fuzzy... save the world... choices..."

"Where would you be without me, eh Dax?"
"Well, Jak, I probably wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around in a sewer without a pair of pants... God I miss pants..."

"Krew... REPRODUCED?! Eeew! Can you imagine what that tub of jelly must LOOK LIKE?!"

"You see any feathers here? Looks like fur to me! No feathers, no flya da ottsel! There is no way you're getting me on that piece of precursor monk crap! Absolutely zippo chance!"

 

[The Stonker]

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our
Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."

My favorite something ever /thread.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

"War... War never changes..." - Fallout 3
"War has changed..." - Metal Gear Solid 4

"Tch. I'm gonna tear your store apart so fast you won't have time to file for insurance! ..Oh, uh, well... I'm gonna tear it apart and rebuild it twice as good! I-I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!" - Kanji, Persona 4

 

[logiman]

"I DON`T SPEAK TRAIN!"

 

[necronmm]

Almost every line from the Phoenix Wright series like this one:

Phoenix: The problem I have is here, with the broach on his chest.
Judge: A breach? Here? Bailiff! Get my steed! We need to retreat at once!

 

[subject_87]

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"

-That and many, many other things said in Team Fortress 2

 

[z3rostr1fe]

"In Base 4, I'm Fine..."

EDIT:

"2+2 is 10...IN BASE 4! Haha, I'm fine!" - ibid

I effin' hate you, ninja. :E

 

[Reveras]

boingo boingo whoopsy knickers

Tactical Marine Squad, Grey Knights, Dreadnought, Ranger Squad, Warp Spiders

3/4 of a cookie awarded.

 

[Traxx]

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"...BU-bu-bu-bu-but accomplish, human. DI-DI-di-disappointment is not something I will accept... From a SPECK such as you... such as youuuu..."
-I don't claim to remember the exact way that sentence is broken up, though.