Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

[WildFire15]

Guybrush from Monkey Island 2
"Hey, it's Kyle Katarn in a dress!"

Dr Aeon from City of Heroes (after explaining what to expect in a mission and how to escape a cunning trap)
Aeon "I can't believe I just told them how to escape like that. Alright, wipe this recording and start again.
Guard "Er, sir?"
Aeon "What?"
Guard "You asked for this to go out, er, live... sir."
Aeon "....... AGH!! TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!"

 

[loc978]

pretty much my favorite moment in gaming:

ah, nostalgia...

 

[Shiv595]

"God that Smells!" Having just chainsawed someone.
"Nice." Having just picked up a new gun.
Guess the game 4 a cookie!

 

[Cohradoesr]

Well ...no need to say the game name for what I'm about to type.

"Marine Squad deployed."

"All sinners fear the Emperor's wrath!"
"The Ordo Malleus has sent us to aid you."
"The warriors of the Inquisition are yours to command"

"I have awoken."
"At last, back to war."

"You called us back."
"The wanderers have returned."

"Fully materialized and prepared for war."
"We are called to battle."
"What do you know of war?"

Each group of quotes is from a different unit. Guess em and you get a cookie.

Space Marines

Grey Knights

Avatar of Khaine

Eldar Rangers

Eldar Warp Spiders

The only one I'm not sure about is the one I think is the Avatar. Fucking LOVE Warp Spiders in that game, so ridiculously good, 3 squads as soon as I can.

 

[Jamous]

"Wow! You're the Grand Champion! I saw your fight against the Gray Prince! You're the best! Can I... Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way!"

DIEEEEEEE!!!! Die you irritating little bastard! I took him up Dive Rock and launched him FLYING. ;;D
Anyways.
Gotta love Cthulhu: "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE" As the corridor warps around you whilst you're slowly driven insane.
That and when, in Jak III, Jak And Daxter look incredulously at the camera after being told 'This is not a game!" It's brilliant!

 

[JSkunk22]

"They said Seymour was going to Macarena Temple."

"You mean Macalania Temple."

"Oi?!"

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

my new favourite. The Sniper.

"the difference being one is a job and the other is mental sickness"

"dad, put mum on the phone"

"I think his mate saw me"

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Five of my favorite video game quotes:

"Shut up! Sit your ass down, and DRINK YOUR GODDAMNED TEA!"- Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII

"Got it memorized?"- Axel, Kingdom Hearts 2

"NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR!"- Alex Mercer, Prototype

"Feel the pain... of those inferior beings... as you burn in hell!" - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"I wish you'd shove it. You know where."- Yuri Volte Hyuga, Shadow Hearts Covenant

...And that's all I got for now.

 

[DevTrek]

From Mirror's Edge: "Once this city used to pulse with energy. Dirty and dangerous, but alive and wonderful." and "They chose a comfortable life." or from the ad "They wiped away all the grittiness and humanity that this city ever had. I'm going to show them that they missed a spot."

From Halo: "Get up so I can kill you again!"

 

[mikev7.0]

The entire speech made by J.C. Denton when you thaw him out in Dues Ex: Invisible War. It left me literally speechless.

 

[DaemonicShadow]

'He's gonna get away!'
'No, he's not!'

'Remember-no Russian'
For all its flaws, MW2's storyline had some damn good quotes.

Also,
'THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBOURHOOD!'
Good ol' Coach

Then Sheogorath's
Player: If you say so...
Sheogorath: I did. I do. And I won't say it again.

And finally, my all time favourite,
'Must've been the rats'
Oh Thief guards, you hilariosly inept morons.

 

[mattttherman3]

FALCON PUNCH!!!

Captain Falcon. Super Smash Bros.

SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

My cousin thought he said Coco Puff for some reason(he was high).

Anything from Mass Effect 2-I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan!

 

[Zechnophobe]

"Weapon in my hand, my hand, the arcing deathblow at the end of all things."

Borderlands:
"... the catch-a-ride's broken worse than my momma's girl-parts, I'd appreciate it if you took a poke at that. The catch-a-ride, not my mom. Ehehe, hot dog down a skag den, know what I mean?"

If you played that game, you know who says this.

I know it isn't out yet, but I also dig "For science. You monster."

 

[Jenova65]

Also..........
''They have flashlight heads, Ma'am'' - Ashley Williams Mass Effect
And since I have one of the flipping Captcha things nudging and apologising for it
''Sorry for the inconvenience, Ma'am'', - Turian guard Citadel when you go from the docking bay to the wards ME2.

 

[Flack]

A howling hellcat humping a hot steel hog!

Washington: I tried my best with her, I showed respect, charm, under-fucking-standing, but this, is the last motherfucking straw!
Agent G: Ladies and gentlemen the infinite tact of Issac Washington.

Both from House of the Dead Overkill

 

[white_salad]

"WHAT DID THEY DO TO POOR JENNY?!"

My god this. Anything involving jenny in that game.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

"Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"-Alistair
"Enchantment!"-Sandal
My two favorite quotes of all video gaming.