Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread
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Show me your moves!Red Right Hand said:
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"Hey! Open up!"
"Password"
"What?"
"Need the password"
"You gotta be kidding me, what password?"
"Password; they gave it out at the staff meeting 15 minutes ago"
"Meeting!? What meeting, I was out here!"
"Not supposed to let anyone in without it."
"If the meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin' password so open up! We need ammo and The Chief is out here."
"...Does he know the password?"
"He wasn't at the meeting either!!"
Well, I would clutter up the whole thread with ALL of them, but...a big chunk of choice quotes from Ace Attorney. (All removed from context)
Edgeworth: Mr. Wright...I believe the next lunch you'll be eating is...humble pie!
Phoenix: Wait, so Edgeworth...you're saying you had to bargain terms with a kid...and LOST??
Judge: The prosecution will wait. I'm not finished eating.
Gumshoe: Hey! Aren't you that murderer from the other day?
Phoenix: (I'm happy for you and your lunchbox bag, really.)
Judge: Generally, the victim in a murder case is no longer living.
Judge: If you wish to hang yourself, Mr. Wright, you're welcome to, but not inside my courtroom.
Phoenix: Oh, right! Wasn't she, um, poisoned by, er... poison?
Edgeworth: Witness, you really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine.
Maya: Celebrities must really enjoy saying everything that flashes into their minds.
Maya: You're the man now, doll!
Edgeworth: This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour".
Powers: Every time you do your lawyer thing, the witness turns into the bad guy!
Phoenix: Nice...tag-teamed in stereo...guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1.
Mia: (Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...)
Larry: C'mon Edgey, you were a guy once!
Judge: I'm a spoon?! I'm no spoony bard, I'll have you know!
Phoenix: (At least he doesn't just put stuff in his mouth first and ask questions later anymore.)
Judge: Well then, let's proceed with the cross-examination. With no touching, thank you.
Godot: Cute girls never lie. Ever.
Phoenix: (Oh man. This whole thing just took a turn for the worse, crashed, and blew up.)
Edgeworth: (This is getting us nowhere...our destination for the day, it seems...)
Edgeworth: Mr. Wright...I believe the next lunch you'll be eating is...humble pie!
Phoenix: Wait, so Edgeworth...you're saying you had to bargain terms with a kid...and LOST??
Judge: The prosecution will wait. I'm not finished eating.
Gumshoe: Hey! Aren't you that murderer from the other day?
Phoenix: (I'm happy for you and your lunchbox bag, really.)
Judge: Generally, the victim in a murder case is no longer living.
Judge: If you wish to hang yourself, Mr. Wright, you're welcome to, but not inside my courtroom.
Phoenix: Oh, right! Wasn't she, um, poisoned by, er... poison?
Edgeworth: Witness, you really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine.
Maya: Celebrities must really enjoy saying everything that flashes into their minds.
Maya: You're the man now, doll!
Edgeworth: This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour".
Powers: Every time you do your lawyer thing, the witness turns into the bad guy!
Phoenix: Nice...tag-teamed in stereo...guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1.
Mia: (Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...)
Larry: C'mon Edgey, you were a guy once!
Judge: I'm a spoon?! I'm no spoony bard, I'll have you know!
Phoenix: (At least he doesn't just put stuff in his mouth first and ask questions later anymore.)
Judge: Well then, let's proceed with the cross-examination. With no touching, thank you.
Godot: Cute girls never lie. Ever.
Phoenix: (Oh man. This whole thing just took a turn for the worse, crashed, and blew up.)
Edgeworth: (This is getting us nowhere...our destination for the day, it seems...)
YOU GOT BOOST POWER! -- F-Zero X
SHAKE SHAKE! -- Mischief Makers
Hey ya big drip! Where ya going? -- Sonic Adventure
I'm over hear, you ugly headed freaks! (hears Kamikaze Soldiers running towards him) Uh oh. -- Serious Sam
Show me ya moves! -- Super Smash Bros. 64
I fight for my friends. -- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
SHAKE SHAKE! -- Mischief Makers
Hey ya big drip! Where ya going? -- Sonic Adventure
I'm over hear, you ugly headed freaks! (hears Kamikaze Soldiers running towards him) Uh oh. -- Serious Sam
Show me ya moves! -- Super Smash Bros. 64
I fight for my friends. -- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Just heard this while playing Rainbow Vegas at a friend's place:
Terrorist 1: "Cover me!"
Terrorist 2: "Fuck you! Cover ME!"
Cracked me up after hearing a bunch of generic terrorist lines.
Terrorist 1: "Cover me!"
Terrorist 2: "Fuck you! Cover ME!"
Cracked me up after hearing a bunch of generic terrorist lines.
"Another visitor! Stay a while... STAAAAAYY FOREVER!!"
"Destroy him, my robots."
Both from Impossible Mission (C-64).
"Destroy him, my robots."
Both from Impossible Mission (C-64).
Dragon age twoTrezu said:
1: Varric: Its the chest hair isnt it? Women cant resist the chest hair.
2: Hawke: Cant i go one week without meeting an insane mage? Just one week?
3: Flemeth: Hah everythings a catch, lifes a catch, i suggest you catch it while you can
Dragon age origins
1: Alistair: Yes, swooping is bad
2: Templar: A grey warden seal? Ah ha so your claiming to be one of those, i have papers to that say im the queen of antiva, what do you thin of that?
Warden: Arent queens female?
Templar: Dont question royalty!
Mass Effect two
Garrus: Hell they killed you before and all that did was piss you off.
Halo 2
Johnson: Oh I know what the ladies like
Halo 3
Chief: I just thought i'd shoot my way out.
Oblivion
Dark elf: Tell me is necrophilia illegal in cyrodill?
Warhammer 40K, dawn of war
Space marine commander: There's no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt
Just gonna go through a TON of Devil May Cry lines.
"...If nature calls, it's in the back" Dante when he met Trish.
"I shoulda been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Near the end of the first Devil May Cry.
"This party's gettin' crazy! Let's rock! *presses button on jukebox, nothing happens* *Jukebox gets karate chopped, it plays a song*" Devil Mat Cry 3 Mission 01 Opening
"Return the sword to me, and I'll let ya go, kid." Dante to Nero.
"Dante: Hey, kid, what's your name? Nero: Nero, you're Dante right? Dante: Not a bad name... and neither is yours." After Dante and Nero fight for the second time.
"Well, if the kid screws up, I'll have to kick his ass." Dante to Trish about Nero
There's so much more... but I don't have that kind of time.
"See ya, kid!" Dante to nero
"...If nature calls, it's in the back" Dante when he met Trish.
"I shoulda been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Near the end of the first Devil May Cry.
"This party's gettin' crazy! Let's rock! *presses button on jukebox, nothing happens* *Jukebox gets karate chopped, it plays a song*" Devil Mat Cry 3 Mission 01 Opening
"Return the sword to me, and I'll let ya go, kid." Dante to Nero.
"Dante: Hey, kid, what's your name? Nero: Nero, you're Dante right? Dante: Not a bad name... and neither is yours." After Dante and Nero fight for the second time.
"Well, if the kid screws up, I'll have to kick his ass." Dante to Trish about Nero
There's so much more... but I don't have that kind of time.
"See ya, kid!" Dante to nero
"He was the leader of a band of thieves who invaded Hyrule in the hopes of establishing dominion over the Sacred Realm. He was known as a demon thief, an evil-magic wielder renowned for his ruthlessness..."
-Ancient Sage talking about Ganondorf
-Ancient Sage talking about Ganondorf
