As a primary I'd have a spiked base ball bat with pages of the old testament glued to it and call it "Milla"
As a secondary I'd have a chainsaw with a pin up of Scarlett Johansonn down the length of the blade one side and Blood Rayne on the other side and, naturally, call it "The Scarlet Rain Maker"
As a sheild I'd have a stop sign with "Oh, somebody stop me!" and a smiley face painted on the front.
(I know you didn't ask but) I'd wear a blue plastic bag with eye and breathing holes on my head, I'd have an Ironic T-shirt showing beneath an opened up bright pink shirt and white suit jacket. I'd wear matching white trousers and big heavy steel-toe-cap boots.
My theme would be Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede which I would have playing loud through the fight as to drown out the death screams and give an even more surreal nature to proceedings.
And they'd call me... L T Nefarious (which stands for: Lookin' at Tits, Mr. Nefarious?)
As a secondary I'd have a chainsaw with a pin up of Scarlett Johansonn down the length of the blade one side and Blood Rayne on the other side and, naturally, call it "The Scarlet Rain Maker"
As a sheild I'd have a stop sign with "Oh, somebody stop me!" and a smiley face painted on the front.
(I know you didn't ask but) I'd wear a blue plastic bag with eye and breathing holes on my head, I'd have an Ironic T-shirt showing beneath an opened up bright pink shirt and white suit jacket. I'd wear matching white trousers and big heavy steel-toe-cap boots.
My theme would be Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede which I would have playing loud through the fight as to drown out the death screams and give an even more surreal nature to proceedings.
And they'd call me... L T Nefarious (which stands for: Lookin' at Tits, Mr. Nefarious?)