Ride the bomb, like in Dr. Strangelove. Then change my name to Jack Harkness and start a task force named Torchwood. Probably have to do that last bit in order to actually acquire a nuke. But would I still suffer from the radiation?
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I would proceed to stop giving a shit about anything, and then i'd go to NASA and tell them how much money they could save considering i:
A.) Don't need food/water
B.) Don't need oxygen
C.) Am not affected by heat/cold
D.) Would totally go to mars
All they'd need to do is duct-tape me to a rocket with a solar powered ipod and i'd be good to go to mars.
Except they would regret this when i go up and push the curiosity on its side and skip away giggling like a dickhead.
I'd also keep a bomb inside myself at all times, too, just in case i get captured and imprisoned. I'm assuming my ass wouldn't be used much considering i don't need to eat, so i could fit a decent amount of C4 in there.
My payment from NASA would involve a turbo hayabusa and an SR-71.
Suppose after that i might get bored, so i'd talk to the SASR.
A.) Don't need food/water
B.) Don't need oxygen
C.) Am not affected by heat/cold
D.) Would totally go to mars
All they'd need to do is duct-tape me to a rocket with a solar powered ipod and i'd be good to go to mars.
Except they would regret this when i go up and push the curiosity on its side and skip away giggling like a dickhead.
I'd also keep a bomb inside myself at all times, too, just in case i get captured and imprisoned. I'm assuming my ass wouldn't be used much considering i don't need to eat, so i could fit a decent amount of C4 in there.
My payment from NASA would involve a turbo hayabusa and an SR-71.
Suppose after that i might get bored, so i'd talk to the SASR.
I'd try my damnedest to hide it.
Why? Because the moment the world at large learns that I'm effectively invincible, there'll be several collective efforts to apprehend and detain me.
Fear of the unknown is a strong driving force. Given that most people would be afraid of a person they can't kill (oh human nature), those same people would immediately want someone to find a way to either get rid of me or keep me locked up somewhere.
Invincibility =/= super-strength.
Sure, they can't kill me with bullets or other weaponry, but that doesn't mean they can't catch me, put me in restraints, and permanently put me in a cell. Either to keep me away from the world at large or to study me and learn the "secret" to my power.
So....yeah. I'd hide it as best I can. It'd be nice to have in a pinch, but I'd sure as hell not flaunt it. That'd be an incredibly stupid thing to do.
Why? Because the moment the world at large learns that I'm effectively invincible, there'll be several collective efforts to apprehend and detain me.
Fear of the unknown is a strong driving force. Given that most people would be afraid of a person they can't kill (oh human nature), those same people would immediately want someone to find a way to either get rid of me or keep me locked up somewhere.
Invincibility =/= super-strength.
Sure, they can't kill me with bullets or other weaponry, but that doesn't mean they can't catch me, put me in restraints, and permanently put me in a cell. Either to keep me away from the world at large or to study me and learn the "secret" to my power.
So....yeah. I'd hide it as best I can. It'd be nice to have in a pinch, but I'd sure as hell not flaunt it. That'd be an incredibly stupid thing to do.
What you did there, I see it!ThrobbingEgo said:
And don't forget, it's a wheelchair bound Samuel Jackson.
On topic, I'd definitely be throwing on a mask, making a secret identity, and becoming the world's first Super Villain.
Now.. for a name..
Man of Steel has already been taken,
Unbreakable has too,
Hard Man makes it seem like I'm just happy to see you.
Juggernaut? nope...
All the good ones have been taken...
This guy has the right idea.AngloDoom said:
OT: Can we drown? Cause that isn't exactly pain, just lack of oxygen. If that isn't needed then it is time to explore the ocean! (and hope I don't get swallowed by some unknown huge fish >_>)
Wait... If breathing isn't an issue and I recieve no harm... Strap a rocket to my back and send me to the moon! (or mars. that works too) Assuming I will still have a way to get back.
But if breathing is still needed, I would crash a jet into the ground at some (very) isolated place at max speed, just after dropping an atom bomb (the rocks dont mind)... What? Im curious what it would be like to be in the middle of a large explosion...
Go with Superman. Seriously, if a guy was invulnerable, had laser vision, and could fly, why wouldn't he go around calling himself Superman? What's Time Warner going to do? Sue you for damages? (You're immune!)Valanthe said:
In terms of defeating a cape who flat-out can't be damaged in any way... There's always the Han Solo treatment. Freeze 'im in a block of carbonite. If the cape's not super strong, concrete will do. You could also chuck the invincible hero into a tar pit, a cooling volcano, space, the ocean (with weights). I'd make a good villain.
I would first become a super villain but then be turned after I discover the horror I have become while gazing into a blood stained pond.Froggy Slayer said:
After that point I would become a hero trying my hardest to right wrongs and to give back the various nations I had brutally conquered during my period of megalomania.
I might also fist fight with armies of Cartel members for lulz. But then that brings up the problem of them overpowering you and then burying you.
Ok so maybe I'd just attempt a backflip since it would be without danger and possibly jump out of a plane.
This is the psychology behind homophobia, you can't tell (most times) who is gay and who isn't so if you are someone with a frail psychology you will general exhibit one of the two major signs of cognitive dissonance. Either deep depression or excessive aggression. This is probably why racial phobias have been easier to combat (relatively speaking) because you can tell immediately what basic race most people are. Homosexuality is more discrete and as such is harder to make material for folks.Vigormortis said:
Not that anyone asked me to babble or that anyone cared >_>. I'm just bored and this new keyboard feels good, need to type more.
It's a simple plan really:
1:Commit a crime, something petty so I can't go to jail for long
2:Go to jail
3:While in there create some alias like Pain Wrecker or some shit.
4:Rule the place while I am in there.
5:Acquire as many contacts outside as I possible can.
6:Start working as a hired killer for criminals.
7:Once I have enough money and manpower then I take their business by force.
8:Start to act has a super villain.
9:Kidnap cientist all around the world to build me a doomsday machine.
10:???
11: WORLD DOMINATION!
1:Commit a crime, something petty so I can't go to jail for long
2:Go to jail
3:While in there create some alias like Pain Wrecker or some shit.
4:Rule the place while I am in there.
5:Acquire as many contacts outside as I possible can.
6:Start working as a hired killer for criminals.
7:Once I have enough money and manpower then I take their business by force.
8:Start to act has a super villain.
9:Kidnap cientist all around the world to build me a doomsday machine.
10:???
11: WORLD DOMINATION!
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK NUKES WORK BY HITTING WITH HAMMER! D:
They don't! D:
The US even dropped an un-armed nuke on a farmers house when it just kinda fell outta a B-52. Didn't go boom, just broke upon impact and was small radiation from nuke material that was cleaned up with haste.
A nuke need a fissile material, shaped like a bullet to be fired into more of the same fissle material, then it go boom.
OT: I would prob join the Army, or become a Merc.
They don't! D:
The US even dropped an un-armed nuke on a farmers house when it just kinda fell outta a B-52. Didn't go boom, just broke upon impact and was small radiation from nuke material that was cleaned up with haste.
A nuke need a fissile material, shaped like a bullet to be fired into more of the same fissle material, then it go boom.
OT: I would prob join the Army, or become a Merc.
You can't feel pain.Flamezdudes said:
OT: I would probably go and fight crime and be generally awesome and impressive. Do some stuff nobody dares to. I'd also most likely try to keep it a secret.
Still, it'll be pretty inconvenient if you get locked up and tortured forever - never dieing or anything. How annoying.GameMaNiAC said:
Become a superhero. Straight up. I'd learn as many fighting styles as I could, get a hotted-up car or motorbike and go fight crime. Now, superheroing probably doesn't pay the bills all that well, so when I'm not introducing scumbags to my invulnerable fists, I'd be a stuntman for films.
Start a TV series called... um... Invincible... Man Fuck. in which I challenge members of the public to harm me, and make money from their failure.
I've also just realised, that'd be difficult if you were a female virgin, wouldn't it? As I understand it you have to break the hymen on your first time so would this mean that Invincible Woman could never have sex if she hadn't before getting her powers?
I've also just realised, that'd be difficult if you were a female virgin, wouldn't it? As I understand it you have to break the hymen on your first time so would this mean that Invincible Woman could never have sex if she hadn't before getting her powers?
I can see why that would suck. But you could always, like I would, keep it a secret. It's not like anyone would believe you if you told them, anyway.Flamezdudes said: