You are defeated!

[The Eggplant]

Pretty simple idea: A user puts forth a an image of a "combatant;" the next user who posts must defeat that combatant with something/someone that could kill, mangle, or otherwise STOP the previous user's combatant. The next next user then defeats the previous user's combatant...rinse and repeat.

I'll get started: I attack with a mighty hyena!

Spoiler: HYENAAA!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

I choose Simba!

http://lionking.name/Picture/ACT1%20Pictures/SimbaTrapped.jpg

Good luck.

 

[The Eggplant]

Only one obvious counter:

Spoiler: SCAR, ************.

Disclaimer: Yes, Scar can beat Simba. Why? Because you posted the young version. So boo to you.

 

[Sleekgiant]

A challenger appears

 

[Scde2]

Spoiler: Silly lions

 

[The Eggplant]

Spoiler: Let's see how that fine walnut finish handles THIS

 

[Scde2]

Pft. You bring a sledgehammer to a gun fight?

 

[Goremocker]

THE TROLL WINS OVER ALL!!!!

Spoiler: You just can't win

 

[The Eggplant]

Pah. Bring it, Aussie.

Spoiler: Mentlegen?

@Scde2: No, I bring a sledgehammer to that lovely fragile stock of your hunting rifle. Let's see how well you can fire when I've ahem, broken your butt.

 

[Goremocker]

EAT THIS!

Spoiler: Mentlegen?

 

[The Eggplant]

I'll see you one crab-faced chain-smoker and raise you a power-armored space marine smoker.

Spoiler: Because the power-armored humans always win anyway. Always.

Try beating Tychus Findlay. Go on, try. I dare you. I dare all of you, matter o' fact.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Spoiler: Well, ok.

/Thread.

 

[bgg1996]

Spoiler: read below first

Why trolls are better than you

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

-Snorts- 'Trolls' Huh?

Well, the perfect weapon against trolls is...

Spoiler: THE ALMIGHTY BANHAMMER

 

[bgg1996]

Oh crap, but the only thing that can beat the banhammer

Spoiler: is...

[HEADING=1]THE CRIMSON CHIN![/HEADING]

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

And the only thing that can beat the CRIMSON CHIN?!?

Spoiler: The Fetal Position

That's right chinny. Suck your thumb and run crying back to mommy.

 

[The Eggplant]

Bah, you need a little more sunshine in your life. I defeat you with happiness and companionship! And an epic pony.

Spoiler: Fear my l33t pony...thing!

 

[bgg1996]

I am stuck with no choice.
Unleash...

Spoiler: THE PIXEL ART!!

In this form, he is not only cooler, but cannot be changed position unless redrawn.

 

[world_of_dragons]

To which I pwns with

Spoiler: A huge bottle of Prozac

[urlhttp://www.drug3k.com/img2/prozac_10532_4_(big)_.jpg[/url]

 

[Scde2]

You are all fools!

Spoiler: /thread