You are defeated!

[The Eggplant]

Spoiler: ORLY?

 

[Mr.logic]

Spoiler: orks cannot beat

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

What was that?

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how Badass I am.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

It's the best thing ever

He can use hyper beam even!

 

[The Eggplant]

With the terrible, ancient menace of Godzilla unleashed, one man stands alone. I give you... the last, maybe the only hope for defeating rubbery monsters everywhere...

Spoiler: Ray motherfuckin' Harryhausen.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

With the terrible, ancient menace of Godzilla unleashed, one man stands alone. I give you... the last, maybe the only hope for defeating rubbery monsters everywhere...

Spoiler: Ray motherfuckin' Harryhausen.

Wait what

 

[The Eggplant]

Hoo boy...he was an artist way back when who sculpted monster models for a lot of movies before CGI was perfected. Hence he's a logical counter for Godzilla, who started off life as a rubber puppet.

And in order to counteract the overbearing seriousness of that last statement, my NEXT combatant will be...

Spoiler: The Geico gecko!

 

[Mr.logic]

Spoiler: your Gecko vs my Scorpion

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

Bartz somehow mastered the Freelancer and Mime jobs, you're fucked.

 

[Mr.logic]

Spoiler: The newest badass in final fantasy pwns butz

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ok, you've forced my hand.

Spoiler: Say hello to the greatest badass in FF history!

Ninja Luneth! 47 hits! 9999 damage!

 

[Mr.logic]

Spoiler: too much HP for you to handle

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I don't see Luneth in that group, or a ninja so...

Spoiler: Ninja's rock

And I just noticed you said "Butz" Not "Bartz" Meh, whatever... just saying that Square went with Bartz as his real name.... [sub][sub]HA![/sub][/sub]

 

[RockyH]

http://athenaeum.keepersoflists.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/uprising_necron_wraith.jpg
(Don't know how to post links soz....)
But a few of these guys will use their tails on your eyeballs!

 

[The Eggplant]

Nice try, but

Spoiler: you just can't stop the holiness...

@Rory: Quote my post for an example of how to a) link images directly, and b) hide them in a spoiler box so they don't clog up bandwidth for the dial-uppers among us. (not that any of those exist anymore, but let's not take chances.)