You are defeated!

[DeleteThisPlease]

Spoiler: Mmmmmm. Chicken.

Omnomnomnomnomnom...

 

[TheStickman]

Spoiler: Only one thing can defeat that

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Spoiler: RUN FATBOY!

This one is for the ladies.

 

[TheStickman]

Spoiler: And now we've come full circle

 

[TheStickman]

Spoiler: Fireman Supreme

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Spoiler: Remember kids...

Rule 37 of Highly Effective Pirates: There is no such thing as overkill. Only 'OPEN FIRE' and 'I NEED TO RELOAD'.
If there are skidmarks left of your target, you're not useing 'nuff dakka.

 

[The Eggplant]

Somebody's compensating for something...

Spoiler: And somebody else doesn't need to.

I don't care HOW big your gun is...never leave your flank exposed.

 

[TheStickman]

Spoiler: It doesn't matter how sneaky you are when somebody can take you out from the county over

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

The secret to killing a well trained assassin?

CRITICAL HIT​

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

You just got ripped up by the Merc with the Mouth.

Deadpool: Nice shot of me. Small though. Do I get my little orange thought boxes back now?

Me: Damn it Deadpool we just fixed that wall...

 

[The Eggplant]

Spoiler: Nice try, amateur.

 

[TheStickman]

Spoiler

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Spoiler: Ok HIT IT! *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* You asked for two guys.

 

[The Eggplant]

Pfft. Who needs your dynamic duo?

Spoiler: The best dynamic duo of all...a man and his bullwhip.

 

[TheStickman]

Spoiler: Nothing beats this woman and her whip

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Game. Set. Match.
Not compensating for anything.

 

[TheStickman]

Spoiler: A giant drill? Bet it can't do anything to my giant diamond

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Spoiler: Diamond Edged Saw

Your diamond is cut to pieces and put in rings.

 

[Mr.logic]

Spoiler: Do you realize what you have done!

 

[PurpleSky]

Spoiler: easy