You are defeated!

[world_of_dragons]

Hmph The one thing that can pwn Chuck Norris

 

[The Eggplant]

You've forced my hand, I'm afraid.

Spoiler: No...noooo!

EDIT: Yeesh...quadruple ninja'ed or something, and in my own thread no less. How embarrassing.

EDIT EDIT: Pic changed to counter Kenshiro...Jean Reno will defeat all comers!

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

BWARGED!!! NINJA'D!

 

[bgg1996]

To which I beat with.
Yes.

Spoiler: I went there.

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[DeleteThisPlease]

Hmmp.

Spoiler: Victory Though Superior Firepower

GGNOREKKTHNKSBYE

 

[The Eggplant]

Text pictures? That's the best you can come up with? Pah. I'll see you a text picture, and raise you a whole typing program!

Spoiler: Flee, puny mortals!

EDIT: Curses, ninja'ed again!

EDIT EDIT: Fine. You want superior firepower? You'll damn well get it. In cute fuzzy form, no less!

Spoiler: Look at the boones!

 

[bgg1996]

You were

Spoiler: ninja'd

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Huh. That the best you can do?

Spoiler: Fifty-Cal-Armor-Peircing-Incidnary-NATO-Rounds to the skull can mean only one thing.

Boom. Headshot. (From the other side of the last state you were in.)

 

[The Eggplant]

Meh, easily dealt with. YOU were

Spoiler: Viking'd!

EDIT: No no no! I refuse to be ninja'ed THREE times in my own thread, dammit! The Viking stands. Vikings can defeat headshots. It's true.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Spoiler: Well... According to Deadliest Warrior

Viking just got turned to sushi or sheshimi by Samurai. Hai.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

///fixing

 

[Vrex360]

I unleash Gustave the Crocodile. Killer of over three hundred humans in his life and was able to withstand a bullet wound to the head, he leaves piles of half eaten corpses in his wake and not only is he the personification of hatred he is also an unkillable scream eating demi-god who is so fed up with his own immortality that he passes time by destroying life whenever he sees it.
And there is nothing anyone can do to stop him.

 

[The Eggplant]

Spoiler: ORLY?

 

[bgg1996]

Spoiler: Troll hunter tames it

Repeated pics ftw!

 

[The Eggplant]

Tames Steve Irwin? I think not!

But anyhoo...

Spoiler: Proven to reduce troll existence by 98.2 percent!

 

[bgg1996]

Spoiler: I dont care its funny

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

That means nothing to the all powerful

Spoiler: SPLATTER SPREE

 

[The Eggplant]

Well...something that completely fucking random can really only have one counter...

Spoiler: Fear me!

[sub]EDIT: It never fails...as SOON as I decide to comment, here come the ninjas![/sub]

EDIT EDIT: Fine...I defeat your grievous bodily harm with

Spoiler: the gift of health!

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

[small]Sorry Eggplant, You're Too Slow! [/small]

Spoiler: You're Too Slow!

 

[The Eggplant]

Spoiler: And so is Sonic, now.

Defeated. Thoroughly. Plus I don't even want to know what defeats an obese Sonic.