You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[sniperworm]

Can I use a tank? I have no intention of using it's guns I just want to shout "Drive the tank closer! I want to hit it with my sword!"

If not. A gerbil... a super strong and extremely angry gerbil, it will look like I am levitating.

 

[Chris^^]

Carnosaur.. to kill everyone, everywhere..

 

[not_the_dm]

A Balrog. A demon from the ancient world. Sure, it can fly, but why would it need to? Swords are of no use here, neither are bullets. Fly, you fools!

(don't fight wizards with it, though)

Whether it can fly, or indeed actually even has wings in the books is debatable.

Plus poor thing died fighting what in effect was a demi-god.

One of them. They were the foot soldiers of Sauron's boss. Yeah, Sauron was just the leuitenant and the Balrogs were the troops...

 

[wolf thing]

A basilisk.
Like this kind of basilisk:

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yes. just yes
that or the big dragon thing from avatar

 

[Oktanas]

Kaiser (that's a dragon from BOF 3)

 

[not_the_dm]

Tiamat.
Beats a dragon any day, never mind people.

She may be able to fly. She doesn't need to though.
So either her or another old D&D favoriote that has already been mentioned a few times...

 

[not_the_dm]

the nazguls felbeast,

It's called a Dwimmerlaik. Felbeast just means evil creature or simalar thing.
[sub]Nerd rage over[/sub]

A Balrog. A demon from the ancient world. Sure, it can fly, but why would it need to? Swords are of no use here, neither are bullets. Fly, you fools! (Note to self, wear fire-resistent clothes.)

(don't fight wizards with it, though)

I am a servant of the Sacred Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udûn! You cannot pass.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk. Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul...

 

[not_the_dm]

Probably this guy:

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No your eyes are not tricking you. Yes I am going into battle with Orcus, Demon Prince of Undead as a steed. Why? Because I'm THAT badass.

I see your demon lord and raise you the Prince of the Abbys.

Demogorgon... quake in fear...

 

[Rachel317]

Hmm...

Donphan, 'cos his skin is not skin at all, but METAL! Well, rock...you get the gist though. No bullets going through that mo' fo'.

Oooh, or a Rapidash! Just...'cos.

 

[Audioave10]

 

[BabySinclair]

Probably this guy:

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No your eyes are not tricking you. Yes I am going into battle with Orcus, Demon Prince of Undead as a steed. Why? Because I'm THAT badass.

I see your demon lord and raise you the Prince of the Abbys.

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Demogorgon... quake in fear...

I'll raise you a primordial, chained he's still stronger. Welcome Mual-Tar

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[BuckminsterF]

THE HORROR!

 

[Idiotastic]

I'll go with The Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

[Volafortis]

the nazguls felbeast,

It's called a Dwimmerlaik. Felbeast just means evil creature or simalar thing.
[sub]Nerd rage over[/sub]

Technically he can get away with the whole "Felbeast" comment, because he did specify that it was the Nazgul's. If he had simply said "Felbeast" though, without specifying that it was the Nazgul's, he would definitely need that correction.

OT: Who needs to ride a beast? I'd just tell Melkor that they had the Silmarils.

 

[Malf]

Jesus

 

[AkJay]

I'm riding the giant tortoise. The one where the entire Earth rests on its back.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

OPTIMUS PRIME! Game over.

 

[Rakkana]

A giant black wolf. I'd call him Kiba, it literally means fang in Japanese.

 

[not_the_dm]

Probably this guy:

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No your eyes are not tricking you. Yes I am going into battle with Orcus, Demon Prince of Undead as a steed. Why? Because I'm THAT badass.

I see your demon lord and raise you the Prince of the Abbys.

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Demogorgon... quake in fear...

I'll raise you a primordial, chained he's still stronger. Welcome Mual-Tar

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But Orcus, Demagorgon and the other demon lords were primordials. Then they whent to live in the abbyss in the abbyss, an especially baddass part of the elemental chaos created by Dagon.

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Over the eons they changed and became even more evil than the other primordials.

 

[Naeo]

Ooh...toughy. Either Toothless because fuck you he's Toothless, or the first boss (giganto fucking zombie monster) from Painkiller because he can step on you and make a tornado and summon minions to kill you and make spikes and shit come up out of the ground to impale you.