You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[Skullmaster123]

Bahamut

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[nicholaxxx]

Spoiler: I'll be riding an ultralisk:

 

[soilent]

The Mobile Oppression Palace

i'd show a picture but i dont know how.

 

[CounterAttack]

Saxton Hale's giving me a piggyback ride. 'Nuff said.

 

[rt052192]

A Balrog. A demon from the ancient world. Sure, it can fly, but why would it need to? Swords are of no use here, neither are bullets. Fly, you fools! (Note to self, wear fire-resistent clothes.)

[http://media.photobucket.com/image/balrog/Wasja555/Balrog.jpg?o=52]

(don't fight wizards with it, though)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

 

[REPLAY13]

SKULL-GREYMON!!!

 

[GLo Jones]

Oh yes. I don't even care if I die. It would be the best death ever.

YES. Though you wouldn't be killed by the troops, they'd be unable to stop you. You'd likely die from running into a tree.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

A Giant Katamari. Destruction while listening to jaunty music!

Or Santa Christ

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[archvile93]

A cyber demon. Fall before my creature's rocket launch ahahahahahahahaha!

 

[XThecommander]

A Nydus Worm

 

[Audio]

This cute and fluffy Ram from Shadow of the Colossus.
The grass on his back looks so comfy! *hugs*

 

[LetoTheTyrant]

I'm gonna go with the beast which was maybe kinda the devil in one of David Tennant Dr. Who.

Giant massive evil beast, preferably without the whole mind bit, just the body, the mind might be a bit too clever and smart and dangerous and get me killed.

 

[KiruTheMant]

http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Behemoth#Behemoth

Behemoth,It has machine guns in the front,a hidden blade,and fast as HELL.

 

[captainwolfos]

Pink Been (Look it up)

Over 7 and a half billion hp.
Recovers 100,000 HP and 1,000 MP per 10 seconds.
20,000 touch damage.
And hell, it's actually kinda cute.

*EDIT* It can also revive dead gods. If that's not awesome, I don't know what is.

/thread.

 

[Mr. Gency]

RAMIREZ! Let me ride you like a horse!

 

[dragdev]

A Fucking Tank

 

[Tharwen]

A pidgeon. Nothing causes your enemy to underestimate you more than a pidgeon!

 

[Sporky111]

I'm surprised nobody has said it yet, but I'd be riding Cerberus. In case you don't know what Cerberus is:

Spoiler

Mythology Kicks Ass

 

[GrinningManiac]

Spoiler: A Rhinox (A human is about as tall as the floot up to the piercing on the Rhinox's front leg)