You are now an Escapist Moderator

[JLML]

Para, you knew this time would come eventually. . . YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE INTRAWEBZ! YOU KNOW WHY!!!

Also, I would change the site to a Nathan Fillion gif.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Been there, done that, even got the T-Shirt [http://s16.postimage.org/wupcdo8tf/Got_the_T_Shirt.jpg].[footnote]Couldn't get a custom one with 'Banhammer is Ready' unfortunately.[/footnote]

Anyway, if I became a mod then I would probably just do what I did last time: spend most of my free time browsing the report queue and occasionally post something clarifying some piece of moderation. Only thing that's really changed since I left is this new moderation system, which isn't that different anyway from what I understand of it.

But for a more amusing answer... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPwC4HhWqeY]

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Uhh, do the same as I do over on WarCry? That is to say, just moderate like a normal person? You know, keep an eye on the Mod Queue, check out the infractions, do my job when needed and otherwise enjoy a site I like to post on. That sort of stuff.

All the guys saying things to the effect of going mad with power kind of worries me.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Everyone must mention Nicolas Cage 3 times per post or they get perma-banned...

 

[anthony87]

Everyone must mention Nicolas Cage 3 times per post or they get perma-banned...

I'm surprised that's not a rule already. I mean he's the greatest actor of all time.

Evidence:

 

[Brotha Desmond]

I would quit right away. I have better things to do then patrol a site.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Everyone must mention Nicolas Cage 3 times per post or they get perma-banned...

I'm surprised that's not a rule already. I mean he's the greatest actor of all time.

Evidence:

Is it strange that I've watched that video once a day every day for 3 weeks?

Oo that'd be my second moderator rule, though I'm not to sure how I'd enforce it...

 

[Mizu Bozu]

Well I'm brand new to the forums (though I've been watching the videos here for years) So I probably would just try to enforce the rules as they are. Though I'm in college classes so I'm much too busy.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Watch clip from 1.07 onwards. Just replace "galaxy" with "forum"....at least to begin with...

Step One: Forum burns
Step Two: ?????
Step Three: Let the galaxy BURN.



Wait that might be too Tzeentch-y.... too many steps involved for a Khornate plan.

Oh and I totally meant to replace kill with ban too, yep, I'd never suggest harm to my fellow forum posters *glances around to see if anyone is buying it*

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Make every thread a spiderman thread. For a day.

 

[Kyber]

Continue to watch ZP and Unskippable, and once in a while comment on a thread.
In other words, i wouldn't do anything different.

 

[shadyh8er]

Anyone who just quotes people and say "I agree" are all insta-banned. Don't be lazy! Come up with something else to say, or nothing at all.

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

I'd create a thread to commemorate the Battlefield games and make it required viewing upon login. By Battlefield games I mean BF1942-BF2142, EA/DICE proved with BF3's last patch the battlefield we knew and loved is long dead, and we will never see its like again. Night falls on the arcade shooter genre.

And the night is dark, and full of terrors.

 

[saintdane05]

Ponies! Every day! Don't like Ponies? BAN! Said stupid comment about ponies? BAN! Write a speech that takes 15 minutes about how much you despise ponies? BAN! Soon, all will fall... and the Pony-scapist shall rise from the ashes!

 

[renegade7]

Ban all who post bestiality and feminism threads. Ever.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Take Sky on in a one on one Moderator deathmatch

 

[BoogieManFL]

Anyone who did the dumbass "first" on a post would be instantly banned for being a idiot.

The world would be a better place if stupidity was painful, so I'd do my part to help evolution's mistake.

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

Ponies! Every day! Don't like Ponies? BAN! Said stupid comment about ponies? BAN! Write a speech that takes 15 minutes about how much you despise ponies? BAN! Soon, all will fall... and the Pony-scapist shall rise from the ashes!

Personally wouldn't need a ban, if that happened I'd leave of my own volition. ^^

 

[Marter]

wait... escapist mods are people?

What? That can't be right. I've never seen them think, only count letters and give horribly delayed automatic warnings and pre-scripted replies.

I certainly have never seen one post. Are they supposed to, like, stick out? Be visible? I can't tell, because I don't think I've ever seen one. I damn well can't name one.

This is the first forum on the internet where that's happened to me, btw. I like mods. I like noticing mods. I like forum modding. I've done it for 7 years. I know how to do it right. It's by being a person first, then a user, then a mod.

Uh, yeah. That's what I'd do as a mod. Post something. About sunshine, probably.

Some of us are people...

OT: I would ... do what I've done so far. Which is nothing so much that you can't even begin to fathom how many ruins this site would be in if I wasn't given the banhammer.

Which is to say that I've done enough to keep the job, I guess. ;P

 

[viranimus]

Utterly abuse my power by completely neglecting it. Yeah too much work and effort those guys do for me to want to be a part of it.

Not like there are any great users left.

I resent your insinuation that casts doubt on me being the greatest user to ever exist. I shall have to reeducate you with a 29 paragraph article complete with youtube links, pictures and graphcs illustrating my fantastic ability to be misquoted and generate aggro and annoy the ever living hell from damn near anybody. You my friend shall rue the day you dare doubted my greatness.... just as soon as I find the energy to care enough to do all that work.