You are now the opposite gender.

[Russian_Assassin]

Sex. Lots and lots of it. Even if sexuality flips, I'm already bisexual *trollface*

 

[Icaruss]

In all honesty probably get a bit "friendly" with myself.

 

[Android2137]

Try to convince my family I really didn't have a sex change surgery. Don't think they'd believe me though. I've often talked about dressing up as a man and walking around in public just to see if I could be at all convincing. (Pretty sure I wouldn't though. My mannerisms are too female. The closest I'd get is everyone thinking I'm gay.)

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Try to convince everyone that im actually me, fail as they don't recognise me anymore, end up in an orphanage, become a batman like superhero to try to figure out who did this to me.

 

[Brandon237]

Uhhh, try to convince my girlfriend that she is bisexual, once that works... ehh, live life sort of as usual I suppose?

 

[Naal]

Masturbate.

Then hope the same thing happened to my boyfriend.

 

[darkman80723]

_>....YAY! BOOBS!......i may be a horrible person, but nuff said.

 

[5mj7R7yf4Dwr3gdZyyu9PeGNwYjlNrjzuh3iTXQG]

That so many people in this thread responded with "masturbate", "have sex", or "look at myself in the mirror naked", is a massive let down. I had thought this community was beyond that sort of thing. Why your gender changing would give you a sex organ you don't have or make you sexually attracted to yourself is beyond me.

Not surprising to me, actually. It is the first place most people go. I've considered sex change before[footnote]...from a role-play or thought-experiment perspective. Never felt the need for actual reassignment. And as a wall of a guy, I make a ridiculous femme.[/footnote], so I have some idea of what to expect. (And I think we tend to imagine sex change from the magical or fairy-tale perspective, not only swapping out genitalia, but gaining all the minor secondary characteristics, such as facial hair, a larger/smaller frame, facial changes, hips, skeletal changes and so on. Certainly nothing like sexual reassignment as it exists with modern medical technology.)

We'll always have some insecurity with our bodies. The hot-looking women I know put a lot of work into continuing to look hot. I'm not sure I could invest that much time and energy into vanity. Most girls are continuously changing shape, too, so non-stretchy clothes can be too loose one day and too tight the next (which doesn't help if one is trying to manage her weight).

My floppy bits don't interest me much as a man, so why would they as a woman?[footnote]I suspect breasts are kinda like a scrotum in that they flop about needlessly unless secured and get sweaty in hot weather. Big breasts can mesmerize men, but call a lot of unwanted attention and are hard on the back. Oh, note to newly transformed guys: Wearing your sex organs on the outside is a liability. Protect them![/footnote] From what I've heard, as a girl, your breasts are always the wrong shape, the wrong size and point in the wrong directions. And while I am ridiculously fond of boobs, it's very clear that part of the buzz is that they're a bodily part of someone I like (and the groping of whom is not always an option). Less so if it's me, and I have to grope my bits regularly to adjust them for comfort.

And then there's the hormone shift. To me, men are hard and bony and smell funny, and women are soft and warm and yummy. Would that completely change? Would I suddenly want that rugged hardness (so to speak)? Would other women seem overly squishy? That's not a perspective around which I can yet wrap my mind. [footnote]Nor do I have a clear understanding of how one lives with the social issues, only some of which I get. Women are often not taken seriously just because they're women (and therefore simple-minded sex objects, or hysterical by default, or otherwise unworthy of the respect due a man). I could quickly find myself embittered and temperamental. I suspect the eighth or ninth time I was called a slut, a ***** or an abortionist, I'd have to hose someone down with bear-mace.[/footnote]

Still, multiple orgasms might be cool, if I were blessed enough to get them.

238U.

 

[Amberella]

I would hope that my fiancé would wake up the opposite gender as well. <.< We could switch roles. ;]

 

[penguindude42]

Celebrate [DATA EXPUNGED] by feeling myself up.

And when I've cleaned up, go streaking.

~Tom<3

"kyokai Bolits"...no comment. <__<'

 

[Emilyx382]

Cry because I love my boobs and I'd be sad without them. Then probably masturbate....maybe try to have sex with another girl....and then try to windmill.

oh and buy some guy clothes.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Watch MLP:FiM, then masturbate.

Then step in hot water and see what happens.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Get new clothes and a new ID, as the gender on the old one will now be wrong.
Masturbate.
Check if I changed species as well.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Step 1: Forsake all previous plans.
Step 2: Masturbate like a monkey in a mango tree.
Step 3: Hit up a lesbian bar. After I find one.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PROFIT

Fixed that for you.

OT: Probably I'd admire my boobs. It'll be acceptable to have them then.

Then I'd get some clothes, drop some weight, and carry on. Like a baws (or baws-ette).

 

[pixiejedi]

Well, this is...telling. Of pretty much all the answers, most come down to "masturbate" or "ogle myself." Of the one female-to-male that I've run across so far...

Pee standing up. Then walk around outside without a shirt on and feel giddy about doing so. You lucky buggers.

I'm pretty sure this says something, but I'm really not sure what.

Anyhoo, answer to OP: I'd probably wake-up enough to realize the change halfway through the shower, then spend the rest of the morning trying to figure out the rest of the rules that the universe is working under.

First up, driver's license. If the picture is still me as a guy, then my day is probably going to be spent convincing people that I'm me. Or, once my dad's out of the way, I can probably get by pretending to be my sister, or just a third sibling I never told anyone about. Playing most details of my life close to the chest has some advantages, as it turns out.

If the license picture is the 'new' me, then my job is that much easier. Now I just need to figure out why exactly I've become my own distaff counterpart. Oh, and then check in on my friends/Facebook to see how my life is different following the retroactive changes switching genders brought.

To translate it for you, guys have nothing physically that girls would be excited for, but your lack of other things would be beneficial for us. Think about camping, its more cumbersome as a lady.