Appoint a series of underlords for each of the worlds continents and regions, so i'd have an underlord for Europe, North America, North Africa, Central Africa, Middle East, India, Russia etc... If possible, such underlords will be trusted friends and relatives, to ensure loyalty. Then i'd integrate all the world armies under my command, underlords can only command paramilitaries. Tax revenue drawn from the regions comes into my coffers and i re-distribute accordingly, Underlords can have legislative abilities, but i have absolute right of veto and can impose any forms of laws on Earth as i wish.
Most overlords have big evil castles of doom, but instead i'll opt for a giant cruise ship of doom, it's much more practical and will allow to me keep tabs better on my underlords. And from my mobile headquarters from where i'll start issuing decrees. (But of course i'll build myself a castle as well, probably in Scotland, nice place Scotland.)
1)Take over all forms of world media, seizing control of all internet servers and appointing a "Ministry of Public Information and Enlightenment". Take an army of 10,000 unemployed people of suitable mental calibre and train them to destroy all information on the worlds internet servers, and then start re-building the internet from scratch, filling it with propaganda. Censor and then arrest anyone who posts undesirable material on the internet, and have an army of censors approve all other forms of TV, newspaper and radio media etc.
2)Outlaw all world religions: Church's, mosques, temples etc are demolished and rebuilt as new temples for my new invented religion. It will be a polytheistic religion, whereby i'm the appointed ruler of Earth by the King of the God's, and when i die i'll join the pantheon. Attach a series of religious obligations required to serve each God, making sure that the performance of such obligations benefits my rule (or is just plain entertaining, i could have a lot of fun writing up religious obligations required for the worship of the god/goddess of sex and romance)
3)Re-construct the Gulags in Siberia, fill them full of dissenters. Re-introduce cruel and unusual punishments for other dissenters and general criminals.
4)Appoint a ministry for science and development, have them research mind control technologies and drugs, they can use political prisoners as test subjects. Also donate 10% of my tax revenue to the ministry and have them research and develop space ships and go out to colonise the Moon and Mars. Then find alien species and, so long as they're not uber-powerful, declare a holy war against them.
5)Introduce a single world curriculum, all pupils, besides the obvious maths, sciences and humanities, learn about the new religion, all learn English and Latin. If i'm feeling spiteful, i'll also have them learn Shakespeare.
6)Establish the Secret Police, independent of the under-lords control, to intimidate and arrest dissenters. Attendance of the annual Secret Policeman's Ball is mandatory.
7)Have lots of fun designing weapons and uniforms for my new unified Earth army, have lots of sexy parties on my cruise ship.
8)Finally, revise Pete's Evil Overlord List.
Most overlords have big evil castles of doom, but instead i'll opt for a giant cruise ship of doom, it's much more practical and will allow to me keep tabs better on my underlords. And from my mobile headquarters from where i'll start issuing decrees. (But of course i'll build myself a castle as well, probably in Scotland, nice place Scotland.)
1)Take over all forms of world media, seizing control of all internet servers and appointing a "Ministry of Public Information and Enlightenment". Take an army of 10,000 unemployed people of suitable mental calibre and train them to destroy all information on the worlds internet servers, and then start re-building the internet from scratch, filling it with propaganda. Censor and then arrest anyone who posts undesirable material on the internet, and have an army of censors approve all other forms of TV, newspaper and radio media etc.
2)Outlaw all world religions: Church's, mosques, temples etc are demolished and rebuilt as new temples for my new invented religion. It will be a polytheistic religion, whereby i'm the appointed ruler of Earth by the King of the God's, and when i die i'll join the pantheon. Attach a series of religious obligations required to serve each God, making sure that the performance of such obligations benefits my rule (or is just plain entertaining, i could have a lot of fun writing up religious obligations required for the worship of the god/goddess of sex and romance)
3)Re-construct the Gulags in Siberia, fill them full of dissenters. Re-introduce cruel and unusual punishments for other dissenters and general criminals.
4)Appoint a ministry for science and development, have them research mind control technologies and drugs, they can use political prisoners as test subjects. Also donate 10% of my tax revenue to the ministry and have them research and develop space ships and go out to colonise the Moon and Mars. Then find alien species and, so long as they're not uber-powerful, declare a holy war against them.
5)Introduce a single world curriculum, all pupils, besides the obvious maths, sciences and humanities, learn about the new religion, all learn English and Latin. If i'm feeling spiteful, i'll also have them learn Shakespeare.
6)Establish the Secret Police, independent of the under-lords control, to intimidate and arrest dissenters. Attendance of the annual Secret Policeman's Ball is mandatory.
7)Have lots of fun designing weapons and uniforms for my new unified Earth army, have lots of sexy parties on my cruise ship.
8)Finally, revise Pete's Evil Overlord List.
