You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[Eggsnham]

A bipod'd M249 SAW, and a very large crate of belt ammo.

Watch em' try to come at me now!

 

[LaughingJester]

A boombox with a Justin Beiber CD...

 

[TH3_D15HWA5H3R]

chuck norris

 

[Seieko Pherdo]

Metal Gear Rex

 

[TheBoulder]

I would have a nuke and a dead-man's switch.

 

[JourneyMan88]

SEAL Team Six and a WORKING PAVE-LOW.

EDIT: They HAVE to bring the dog!

 

[gigitrix]

You stole this from Reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/h0u9r/you_are_surrounded_by_100_roman_soldiers_out_for/

 

[tjtheman5]

I would bring the crysis 2 battle armor and Chuck Norris, I WIN.

 

[freaper]

a crowbar and some bubblegum
looks like its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum

A crowbar and an EMPTY package of bubblegum.

 

[UrbanCohort]

Abrams main battle tank and a pile of 155mm rounds.

 

[ezeroast]

flame thrower and an mp3 player

 

[Caligulove]

.50 caliber machine gun, mount it in the middle of a merry-go-round (a modern merry-go-round, naturally)

Problem solved, albeit some dizzy-ness

 

[Jodah]

Fifty lbs of C4 and a detonator. Sure I'll die but I'll take em all with me, thats for damn sure!

 

[willsham45]

A really really good apology note asking for forgiveness...maybe some chocolates to sweeten the deal...what were those chochs Sheldon was saying were an apology in themselves...or no wait they are spartans many cigars or beef, a more manly option

 

[Newtonyd]

Someone's probably already said this but:

KY Jelly and a ball gag.

*Edit: Damnit, someone said this EXACT THING.*

Fine then, a new pair of underpants and a toilet that I can shit a brick in.

 

[GrimHeaper]

Metal storm with one million bullets GG/thread

 

[Tiger Sora]

Dual lightsabers, cause I like Star Wars

 

[soulblade06]

I'd get a jetpack, activate it, and say that I'm the son of Zeus and he gave me a nice chest-plate. Barring that, I'd ask for an AK-47 that can be mounted to said jetpack.