You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[erztez]

A GAU-8, and a pack of smokes.

 

[sarahvait]

Are we assuming I live through this? Cause otherwise, I'm going to chose a grenade and a vial of an airborne killer virus. Break the vial at my feet, and then pull the pin. Game set match.

 

[Bloodastral]

Pikachu and a hot air balloon just incase of pokemon fail.

 

[Tallim]

A Spartan outfit and a brief distraction.

 

[th155]

Two fully automatic armor-piercing sentry guns. Army has had them for a few years now. As accurate as a sniper rifle via computer controlled aiming, automatically aims for the heart area. Did i mention completely automatic? Just plonk it on the ground, and tell it to go... But make sure you don't get in front of it. Should take care of them in about 30 seconds.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

... In one hand a sexy sex doll/sexy sexbot and in the other a huge ass flash light.

With these two things I would be able to escape and distract them :3

 

[SeriousIssues]

An M79 grenade launcher and an executioner's axe. Let's see some flimsy bronze deflect that.

 

[Do4600]

A large canister of VX Nerve Agent and a class A hazmat suit.

Anybody not killed by the ensuing cloud of death would probably think I was some kind of demon and never trouble me again.

 

[Do4600]

Assuming that they're for some inexplicable reason actively hostile towards me (that IS the scenario, right?) I will take a light machine gun Rambo-style (they're only wearing breastplates and helmets where it counts and I have armor0piercing rounds) and plenty of ammunition. Also, slash-proof riot armor.

You probably wouldn't need armor piercing ammo, an M60 would go through two or three of them armor and all. An M60 uses the 7.62×51mm NATO round which is basically an improved .30-06 that was used in rifles like the M1 Garand and M1917 Enfield.

Essentially, an M60 is an automatic Garand that fires 10 times a second.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

A Nuke and a minigun. (I WIN!)

 

[Ursinedriver]

minigun And a briefcase nuke on a dead switch in case my mini gun fails

 

[Mr. Fancy Pants]

Totally surrounded, or do I have an avenue of escape? In either case:

1 - A toilet, because I will shit myself.

2 - A really big motorbike with a really loud engine to cover my screaming while I get the fuck out of there.

 

[teisjm]

Jetpack (yes they do exist)
And a moderately sized bomb, something that'll fuck em up, but leave me unharmed cause i flew away with my awesome jetpack.

 

[Sparcrypt]

A week old potato and a fuzzy pink pipecleaner.

 

[TheTim]

aa-12 auto shotgun, and a stack of drum mags for it.

 

[Atticus89]

Greek fire. The irony would be hilarious.

 

[ediblemitten]

Minigun, on a large tripod.

Game over, pederasts.

goodluck without bullets

Good luck without spelling or punctuation.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

A Roman Centurion(not exactly modern but still better) and Mauser.

 

[AsgardsChosen]

A English to Greek dictionary, and a funny but appropriate Hallmark card apologizing for stepping on his toe.

 

[cheese_wizington]

A suitcase nuke and a car.