You are the last human on Earth. What now?

Elemental

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Carbonyl said:
MeXR said:
I just read that in Adam Jensen's voice, it was awesome.

As for me, I'll mourn on everyone, once I'm over it I'll drive everywhere, play games, walk around naked in giant cities and neighborhoods and try to fly a plane!
The plane will most likely result in my death.
Somehow, I doubt Adam Jensen has good birthing hips.

Also, I really don't understand why everyone wants to be naked. Being naked is cold, exposes you to pointy things, and exposes you to potential infections. Have any of you tried to climb a tree naked? It is not fun, let me tell you.
Well.. Not naked all the time, I can put shoes on and run naked.
 

Carbonyl

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MeXR said:
Carbonyl said:
MeXR said:
I just read that in Adam Jensen's voice, it was awesome.

As for me, I'll mourn on everyone, once I'm over it I'll drive everywhere, play games, walk around naked in giant cities and neighborhoods and try to fly a plane!
The plane will most likely result in my death.
Somehow, I doubt Adam Jensen has good birthing hips.

Also, I really don't understand why everyone wants to be naked. Being naked is cold, exposes you to pointy things, and exposes you to potential infections. Have any of you tried to climb a tree naked? It is not fun, let me tell you.
Well.. Not naked all the time, I can put shoes on and run naked.
I still stand by my "If you're naked your genitals WILL get caught on something" opinion.
 

r0kle0nZ

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Do what I always wanted. Nothing. Ahhh Yeah.

But I'd probably go somewhere else besides the mountains, most likely to a beach area. Find the biggest house I can find, keep some generators going and stuff. Refrigerate some stuff for later, then just do whatever. Probably work on my craft explore to maybe find a Survivor.

It'd be interesting, I'd probably get on the /b/ just to see if any trolls are alive and trolling. Heck, probably go mad or something. Do a lot of driving around in boats, cars, maybe learn how to fly. Hell, I'd learn, got enough time to read.
 

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I think I'd have some relatively pleasant days, thinking I can do so much without consequences.

But that'd just mean, eating things I've never eaten and taking things I'd have had to buy. I probably couldn't do internet. Without someone monitoring the connection, wouldn't they just fade out eventually?

Try to read as many books as I could. There's so many, I could spend so much time reading.

Actually, I think that's it. I'd live out the rest of my days doing some of that.
 

Master Phoenix

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If I were the last human on earth I would definitely just fulfill my gamer needs. As most foods nowadays can be saved up for a long time, I would not worry about that at first.

I would think a lot about how it would be to do all the stuff I'll be doing if there were other people around (like finding a way to travel to various places, or coming up with a new idea of how to smash something that now exists in a massive scale. I would miss some stuff, be grateful that some other stuff is gone, and pretty much do as I please for at least half a month. Then I'll notice how pointless doing a lot of stuff is, since there is no-one to share you accomplishments with.

After that I would just try to achieve impossible things on my own, like playing football, or beating a wall in a tennis match.

This is all of course fictional thinking, because I believe in reality what would happen is this:

You would realize how much our society depends on other people doing their thing, so if it's only you: who's gonna keep things like electricity and internet properly functional? who is going to treat you if you get sick? Let's say that you find out a way to handle this on your own, and it is not a big deal; in that case, you will succumb to schitzofrenia after copiously masturbating to internet porn, missing the members of the opposite sex, and would be found dead by the lifeforms from another planet coming to occupy this one, with a strange look on your face, as if you were amazed by something in the sky.

This will surprise them at first, but then they'll realize you died of a heart attack caused by the high level of insanity you achieved by playing multiplayer with yourself and your imaginary friends, and having already lost two matches.

All the best.
 

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After learning all necessary survival skills, I'd probably go vagabond and explore the world. Considering I'm a Buddhist, all the humans are probably now animals so I'd take one under my wing.
 

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Go to the guy's house who sold me weed in the past, smoke it all right then and there.

... Accept knowing how weed kinda reacts depending on my mood, that might be a bad idea. I'm pretty sure I'd have a major freak out.

Maybe I'll just settle with going to Disneyland. Though that might be kinda creepy.
 

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Master Phoenix said:
If I were the last human on earth I would definitely just fulfill my gamer needs. As most foods nowadays can be saved up for a long time, I would not worry about that at first.

I would think a lot about how it would be to do all the stuff I'll be doing if there were other people around (like finding a way to travel to various places, or coming up with a new idea of how to smash something that now exists in a massive scale. I would miss some stuff, be grateful that some other stuff is gone, and pretty much do as I please for at least half a month. Then I'll notice how pointless doing a lot of stuff is, since there is no-one to share you accomplishments with.

After that I would just try to achieve impossible things on my own, like playing football, or beating a wall in a tennis match.

This is all of course fictional thinking, because I believe in reality what would happen is this:

You would realize how much our society depends on other people doing their thing, so if it's only you: who's gonna keep things like electricity and internet properly functional? who is going to treat you if you get sick? Let's say that you find out a way to handle this on your own, and it is not a big deal; in that case, you will succumb to schitzofrenia after copiously masturbating to internet porn, missing the members of the opposite sex, and would be found dead by the lifeforms from another planet coming to occupy this one, with a strange look on your face, as if you were amazed by something in the sky.

This will surprise them at first, but then they'll realize you died of a heart attack caused by the high level of insanity you achieved by playing multiplayer with yourself and your imaginary friends, and having already lost two matches.

All the best.
This was well written. Nice touch with the "losing two matches" part.
 

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lets see...

Drive my car like a maniac around the town, crash it into things, get more cars and do the same, probably make crash sculptures.

Raid the supermarket for food, hunt around peoples houses for drugs

get bored, cry a lot then kill myself

I really dont think i could stay sane as the last man alive...
 

Turing

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There's a self-sustaining, solar-powered house not far from where my grandparents live. I guess I'd head there and probably pick up some pets on the way. I'd barricade that house, raid the libraries and stores for books with the information I need and supplies.

Then I'd start growing my own crops and live a quiet life in probably the only house in my country still to have power. This is awesome, cause I can still watch movies and player computer games. I'd visit the various cities in my small country and grab whatever stuff I'd want and I'd probably live with a whole pack of dogs since I need some form of company.
Also, since I'd most likely not know I'm the last survivor, I'd look for others and leave messages.
 

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xXxJessicaxXx said:
vivster said:
would be pretty awesome
i really like to be alone and explore
so this would be almost a dream come true(if it weren't for those negative effects)

well first i'll have to teach myself to drive
as soon as i'm done with that i'm gonna get as much information out of the internet as long as it is available
mostly information about solar power
once i secured power and transportation i will probably start looking if there really aren't any people around anymore
part because i wouldn't believe it and part because i don't want to embarrass myself when i'm dancing naked through the streets

and then off to explore... to go places where i couldn't go when there were still people around
Pretty much this, I would just go adventuring. I'm pretty much a loner anyway so I don't think I'd crazy or anything. I'd be far to busy exploring all the places. I'd probably get a cat or a dog or somthing to keep me company.

Oh and I'm handily a woman so I'd go find a sperm bank.
oh yeah i forgot about my 2 pet tigers
 

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Find a small house that is run only from solar panels. Raid the closest EB Games store. Play/masturbate/eat/play/masturbate/sleep repeat

Also might get around to learning how to play the guitar and piano
 

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Piecewise said:
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I would build a shack of wood and farm tea. Yes, tea. Hundreds of kinds. I f***ing love tea. I would spend the rest of my life adventuring all over the world and trying different kinds of tea.


No, sorry, more like:






EDIT: On second thought, yeah, Iroh is as bad ass as Picard.
 

idodo35

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ill go and loot every video game every comic book every movie and everything else i find hoard it all to the biggest house i find and spend my days reading and playing after ill finish the games and comics ill burn down the house and travel to either new york or london and do the same there...