You are the last person on Earth

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

I never asked for this
Sep 8, 2011
SmashLovesTitanQuest said:

Cry some more.

Kill myself.
Most realistic answer. Even the strongest introverts should know that humans are social creatures. We need other people in our lives. It's how we evolved and how we continue to evolve. As a group, not as individuals.

Lazy Kitty

May 1, 2009
I probably would notice my dashboard on tumblr not having any movement...
After a while, I'd run out of food.
And then I die from hunger while playing minecraft. And then my minecraft character dies from hunger as well.


New member
Apr 11, 2012
Month 1:
Well 1st I get really depressed and probably just lay in the corner for a week. Then I'd go find a suit, a sledgehammer and some dry wall, entertain myself. Build a massive fire. Learn Italian. Find a sustainable power source and possibly finish programming that AI I've been working on so I have some company.

Month 2:
After this I'd find my old chemistry teachers house, find her dirty laundry and do... thing, find a gun and hunt pigeons, obtain more women's under garments and a metric fuck ton of porn.

Month 3:
Realise I could live in any house I chose, move to the mansion about 30 minutes away from my house, obtain fancy things, make a home.

Month 4:
Find a way to make my AI self aware, give it some form of body and do several creepy things to it.

And likely continue just playing video games, watching movies, reading books and wanking into my old chemistry teachers panties for all eternity. Oh, yes and I'd kill that fucking goose!


New member
Sep 16, 2009
My world would look something like "I am Legend" Make sure to stay fit, scalvage for food. I know how to hook up solar panels, so I can get power through out the day and what not. Any gun store will be mine and I'd learn to hunt city deer.. in a mustang.. though I would free animals from the zoo, by shooting their locks of an leaving doors open for them..


New member
Apr 11, 2011
probably the same thing i do everyday. everytime i wake up and see nobody around in the house i usually think through this scenario and realize i would do nothing special. then people show up and i don't have to worry about it.


The Basement has been unleashed!
Feb 1, 2009
I will probably swear and go mad for half an hour or so...

When I will become sane again I will do the things I need to do to survive this horrible world...which will become worse with no one working, animals escaping and the forest reclaiming the cities.

Me on the other hand will...

- Go outside and explore. (Lock house first and get quick supplies)
- Find a large ass van.
- Move everything I love/need onto the van.
- Drive to the special forces base on the coast.
- Set up for my LONG ass life. (Barricade, get food, get weapons and etc.)
- Set up defenses.
- Probably get as much food/water as possible.
- Get working/infinite source of electricity.
- Find source of water.
- Start to survive.

- Make Wilson the vollyball and talk to him.

Well most of all I will probably try to find why the hell everyone is gone whilst I try and survive.

Marcus Kehoe

New member
Mar 18, 2011
Pinkamena said:
Marcus Kehoe said:
I hate cloning, but I'd find a way to make a human female clone, once perfected I would make an army of Olivia Wilde clones and repopulate the earth.

If that wouldn't work(it would) Then I would make war against the moon and remake the nation of equsetira with genetically engineered ponies.

If that fail's( possibly) I'd probably wright a book then travel to Vatican and poop in the pope's hat, no hate towards the pope but by that time i'd be out of thing;s to do.
Sorry to break it to you, but the process of cloning requires a woman that can carry the child. So that plan is screwed!
I would break the system, I have no boundries. I also had a back up system for that reason.


New member
Oct 8, 2009
Ok. This is easy. Grab all my dads guns and ammunition, grab my laptop, put as much pony material I can get on it before the internet/power dies, get in the truck, fill up at the gas station, and drive straight to Chicago and just start looking around. Find a nice apartment, a generator, games. Think I'll be good.

When I get bored, I'll go to Cleveland or New York or something. maybe someday go to London or France. Maybe Istanbul, Cairo, Mecca. Anywhere I can go with my generator, laptop, and any pony I find. Every time I leave a "Home" I leave a pony somewhere prominent. That's how my life will go until I die.


New member
Aug 18, 2008
Get to the nearest Ferrari dealership, steal one of them and spend the rest of my life driving the country. If done right, I could probably make three round trips before I'll need to worry about food being too bad to eat.


New member
Apr 19, 2012
Continue wearing pants on my head, then finally go watch porn... i mean play the vidja games.


Madness to my Methods
Feb 28, 2010
Cruise around the US in a Lambo until I get bored enough to try my hand at flying a plane to get to Europe. This will most likely end in a firey crash.


Creepy dancing
Sep 10, 2008
Get into something fast and then crash it, or try to pilot a plane or helicopter, fail and crash.


New member
Mar 29, 2011
The last person? As in, everybody I know and care about is dead?

Yeaah, I wouldn't last long. Probably kill myself, and if I couldn't bring myself to do it, I'd probably go crazy, live with wild dogs or something. Or wander aimlessly until something else kills me. Not a very amusing answer I know, but it's probably accurate.


Feb 12, 2009
Last knight I watched a movie review about a farmer and his pig. I'm definitely not going to do that.

Also, I really don't like this multiple choice captcha question about car deals.


Illusions, Michael!
May 13, 2009
malestrithe said:
Get to the nearest Ferrari dealership, steal one of them and spend the rest of my life driving the country. If done right, I could probably make three round trips before I'll need to worry about food being too bad to eat.
Except for after 3 months, all of the fuel will start to expire. Just be happy I told you now and you didn't find this out while driving through a desert where you'd have to die a slow and painful death because of a lack of an easier way to off yourself.