"Where are his pants?" and "Is that blood" make me wonder if he's a Kennedy?
On topic: I wear steel-toed boots almost every day, and if that was some kind of poorly planned prank, I'd be be somewhat sorry.... after I finished beating it down.
I'd probably run, but if I had my knife and I thought I couldn't outrun it, I'd stab it in the head as many times as I could and try to cause it enough pain to cripple it for awhile.
Cry, enter a state of denial, and use my beat-people stick on it until either of us stops moving. Please note that the beat-people stick is a steel rod stolen from a wardrobe.
Or, in the most likely case, freeze up and be beaten to death by it.
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