You are what you Eat

[DJ_DEnM]

Corn cause I ate popcorn. Dammit!!

 

[TheBestPieEver]

I don't know... I think I wouldn't exis then for 4 dyas then I'd turn into a cheap ass hot dog and then another 4 days of non-existence.

 

[applesandoranges]

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[FolkLikePanda]

A pig... damn it!!!

 

[RickyRich]

Oh crap. I'm a chicken!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Well, I had a slice of pepperoni pizza, so...

"In the world after The End, there is one man that those with wicked hearts fear.

Part cow, part pig, part grain... ALL ACTION."

 

[Shockolate]

I'm a walking, talking Nutrigrain bar.

I'm fucked.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I had a fruit smoothie this morning. o_o
So I am a big , walking, talking smoothie? Ugh, I am so tasty.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

You could turn this into a poll. I'm betting there are a lot of cows pigs and chickens. Out of interest what happens if you eat cheese? Do you become a cow, or a fungus?

 

[Doneeee]

Well I either turned into a pig, seeing as I had ham this morning, or I turn into the delicously disgusting chips I'm currently eating called takis.

Spoiler: Mmm heartburn. :P

 

[Sprong]

Oh no, why did I pick now to read this thread? Usually I'm a consummate carnivore, but last night I had mushroom and chickpea risotto ...

 

[Davey Woo]

You are what you eat? Well that's funny because I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

Blatant rip-offs aside, I'd turn into noodles. Hooray for noodley appendages!

 

[DanielBrown]

Hm, I had spaghetti and meatsauce...
Guess I'd turn into a rat or something.

 

[therandombear]

well, last thing I ate was Pizza...at least I'm delicious.

 

[KLJT]

I must be a pussy...cat

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

I must be a pussy...cat

you didn't really help yourself with that amendment.

 

[SD-Fiend]

*sigh* if only they sold polar bear meat here... guess I'll just have to be a cow for the rest of my days.

 

[Headsprouter]

I had a plate of chips (fries) and a salad consisting of a kiwi, celery, carrot, lettuce, cucumber, grapes, apple, pear and sliced chicken, all placed around the plate in a circle seperately, with the grapes in the middle. Yummy. I like that stuff.

So I become the chicken? Huh. I hope I don't go BUCK mad!

 

[Kuroneko97]

A Quaker Oats Chewy chocolate chip bar.

...At least I'll provide fiber.

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